A/N: THIS IS CHAPTER 2! YAYYYY! I'm so dinosaurry, guyz!

Including puns from the previous chapter that you guys probably don't even remember. Yay.

This has lots of random typos. I dunno why. I was probably just REALLY tired.

Anyways, without any further delay...CHAPTER 2!

Jily: A How-To Chapter 2

Lily let out an enormous yawn as she made her way to the towering shelves to put the book back. Then she stopped.

The book hadn't been in the right place. As a matter of fact, it probably didn't even belong in the Hogwarts library! She checked the front of the book to see if it had ever been checked out.

There was no card.

It's probably a joke, Lily thought. I mean, it makes no sense, the author seems delusional, it's trying to pair me up with Potter, of all people –

It's trying to pair me up with Potter.

And then the stereotypical redhead temper exploded inside of her. For no very good reason, of course, just as what normally happened when Lily thought of James Potter.

Oh, so Potter thinks that some stupid book is going to get him a date, huh? That is no way to ask anyone out! Probably did it for a laugh. He was probabyly just sitting there to make fun of me, that nasty, arrogant, disgusting, annoying, hot–

Hot?

Well, Lily thought, he is really cute, to be honest. The whole messy black hair, twinkling hazel eyes behind glasses that somehow worked, an adorably crooked grin, not to mention the towering height and the frankly amazing body...

But he's still a prick, with his –

And then, while Lily went on with her mental rant, she did something that she had never, ever done.

Okay, so maybe she had done it a couple times in her first year.

But it had never actually ever happened after that.

Lily tripped on the hem of her robes.

Which resulted in her falling.

And, due to her amazing luck and the need of the author to throw in a little spice...

She crashed into...

A door.

It was a door to a broom cupboard that happened to be slightly open. The door flew open, revealing a couple passionately snogging. As a slightly repulsed Head Girl, Lily had the need to tell them off and maybe even deduct some house points.

But by then the couple had turned around to stare, and Lily fell back in surprise.

There was a relatively handsome face and a head of short brown hair that was normally extremely neat and a pair of deep blue eyes that now shone with the remains of delight. A boy.

A boy that Lily happened to know extremely well.

Matt Thomas.

A/N: Cliffhanger, YAY!

Really bad cliffhanger that you all probably expected.

I kinda sorta just wrote this right now...heh. That's why it's a complete mess.

Review! I really appreciate constructive criticism.

Ink on!

-Lil' Quill