Letter Exchange
Chapter Two
Ron Weasley To Draco Malfoy
Weasley:
Rendezvous at 6:00 Friday.
Love and Hugs,
Draco
Malfoy:
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
Opening another person's mail is rude and illegal. You've probably figured out by now that this letter is hexed. It's more likely that you haven't. Check the mirror. Give the second page to your sister. Just try reading it, Weasel, and you'll know real pain.
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WRITING MY BABY SISTER?!?! STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU DEATH EATER SCUMBAG!
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
Very eloquent, Weasel. Stop writing in capitals. It isn't intimidating and only proves that you're an uncivilized ass. Your sister's correspondence is none of your business.
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy:
Shut the fuck up, Malfoy!
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
That's all you have to say? I suppose you're going to forbid her from seeing me. Not a wise idea, Weasel. If I remember correctly, she has a wicked Bat-Boogey Hex.
Draco Malfoy
P.S. If you upset her, I will do worse than hex your skin into green scales.
Malfoy:
Why the hell are you doing this to her? Do you have any idea what she's been through? I swear to fucking Merlin, if this is some fucking Death Eater trap, I will kill you.
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
I know all about the disaster with Potter. If she hasn't told you yet, I was the one to pick up the pieces. I don't like you, Weasel, but you are her brother. So I'm going to explain it to you in small words that even you can understand: I care about her. It's not a trap. Now leave me the fuck alone.
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy:
Like hell I'm going to leave you alone! What do you mean you care about her? How do I know you're not lying, Malfoy? How do I know you don't just want..you know. I'm not going to let you break her heart.
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
Like you didn't let Potter? If I just wanted sex, I would've left her by now. Apparently your tiny brain can't comprehend that I might possibly love her.
Draco Malfoy
Malfoy:
I still don't trust you. She'll be there tonight, but she'd better be home by eight!
Ron Weasley
Weasel:
Ten.
Draco Malfoy
Weasel:
I apologize for knocking you unconscious and kicking you in the face. I thought a Death Eater had followed me. My dinner date was lovely, by the way. The sex was even better.
Draco Malfoy