Day 2; Snared
And that's just exactly what happened. Today was the great day of my prank. He totally got snared! Well, normally I wouldn't pull a prank so tedious. But he deserved it. And what better day to pull it on the two-month anniversary of which he pulled the most embarrassing prank on me, too? It was gold. I won't go too far into detail about his prank, but let's just say I ended up being painted pink in front of quite a few people. Anyway, it all started late at night last night when I whooped him in Gamestation, 26 to 4.
"Hey BB!" both our eyes were focused on the screen. While I was trying to distract him, it'd be only fair that I remind him what tomorrow is. After all, he gives some clues as to what prank he was pulling, even the subtlest.
"Oh no! You're not distracting me that easily!" and he rammed his car into mine, getting first place. He won that race. Lucky punk – but he is getting to be somewhat of a challenge. Everyone in the tower knows I'm the king of this game. Last week, it was 40-0. He actually is managing to get better. Anyway, after the new race started, I decided to break it to him directly.
"Guess what tomorrow is?" and at the question I felt waves of fear just radiating off him. He knew this day was coming. He doesn't know what I have planned. He's going to get it good.
"Annual tofu day?" I could just hear the false hope coming off it.
"You wish, grass stain. Well, I'm done for tonight," I said that as my car careened past the finish line in first. "G'night!" I said that as cheerfully as possible. I got no response as I left him there, with his fear. I had to prepare for tomorrow. I'm pulling a small risk by recharging only three hours tonight – the bare minimum I need to get through a normal day. If a villain attacks, I won't be able to contribute much or at all. But since all that Brotherhood of Evil business, I know that the chance of some goon attacking the city is not likely.
When I awoke three hours later, my plan went into motion. Okay, as much as I didn't want to try and involve Raven with this, I just had to. I'm not an idiot, and careful observations of Beast Boy's actions have shown me that the grass stain might like the girl. And not in the friendship or sibling sort of way. Something more. I can't say the same about Rae – in fact, I have no clue what she must feel about him. I know that the two are really great friends despite their arguing. Anyway! Here is the genius of my prank. I'm going to get Beast Boy in nothing but his boxers – he told me that he wears them, not that I wanted to know or anything – I know that seems rather simplistic. That's when Raven falls into my plan. Unknowingly. Too bad for the girl – I didn't want to but it was just too golden to pass up the opportunity. While Beast Boy is in his boxers, Raven is going to get her hand glued to a part of his body. Right now, the invisible, scentless glue I applied to her hand (don't ask how I got in her room, it wasn't easy) is waiting. It only reacts to living tissue other than her. I made it myself, specifically for this prank. So Raven won't be able to get her hand off a Beast Boy in boxers – payback to both of them. Now how to do it, is the hard part. I hopefully have everything set up. The only thing one of them need to do on their freewill is Raven touching BB. Even if she doesn't, I myself will 'interfere'.
After all that, it'll be broadcast on that show where that guy pranks people. They're going to suffer – mainly Beast Boy though. Let's jump back to when it began…
"Morning Rae!" I cried as I happily tossed some eggs up and down.
"Morning. You're up rather early…" I started whistling, looking forward to this prank more than anything. I watched her out of the corner of my eye as she prepared her herbal tea. Gotta make sure her hand doesn't brush up against my flesh or anything – or else it'll all backfire. Besides, this didn't have to go for too long before…
"AHHHHHHHH!!"the scream was so loud, Raven dropped her mug and it shattered. He came running in the main room – to my delight, in his boxers. How did I do this? Easy. I put a picture of the monster from Wicked Scary (using my 45 mega pixel camera – so it looked shockingly real) on the bottom part of his bunk bed, so the first thing he sees as that. And knowing BB for as long as I do, his action was predictable. Now, all that needs to happen is Raven to touch Beast Boy.
"Beast Boy, why are you yelling so loud… why are you in your boxers?" Do I see a blush? Hmm…
"T-t-the… the thing… is b-b-back! RAVEN! ARE YOUR POWERS OUT OF WHACK?!" bingo. Beast Boy grabbed both her shoulders and started shaking her frantically. Now Raven's going to try and push him off – YES!
"Get off me!" she yelled that as she shoved him. Unfortunately for my friends, her right hand stayed in place right under his left nipple, therefore they went tumbling with them – and ohhh, that was unexpected. Rae now is lying on top of Beast Boy. It looks very suggestive. I sauntered out of the room, letting the cameraman do the rest. The two are now chasing the cameraman to the edges of the city, while I sit snugly in my room. I'm kind of surprised BB didn't realize that I pulled the prank – but whatever. I'm sure the two are enjoying themselves as I embarrassed them as much as he embarrassed me. Anyway, time for recharge.
Cyborg, out.
