Hey ya'll! So, there is a lemon here, but not with Officer Yummy. I want them to get to know each other a bit, but I can promise you the lemon will be spontaneous……they all will. Let me explain Bella a bit: She is a player. She does not settle down, so as she falls for Edward, it's all new for her, but you'll get a surprise at the end! So the reason she is always sexually teasing Edward is because no one has ever eluded her. She likes a challenge. Oh and also, when the letters are in italics but no one is saying anything, it's her thinking. She has arguments with herself occasionally, it is kinda funny. Okay, READ!!!

Oh wait! I will occasionally switch to Edward POV Just cause, but the POV's will NOT be even. He may have like a paragraph in his POV and bellas POV the rest of the story. Okay now read.

2. Officer Yummy is a Bitch

I was still fuming slightly when we pulled into a hotel, Edwardo the seducer had yet to say a word to me.

"Umm, I need some clothes." I said when he got me out of the police car.

"Why?" Why? Was he stupid? Obviously so.

"I can't sleep in these clothes." I grumbled.

"Tough up." He growled and pulled me into the lobby. He got a room and towed me up the stairs, ignoring my protests that I could walk my self.

"I've been doing it for twenty years, Edward! I think I can manage a few stairs!" I yelled. He, of course, ignored me and shoved me into our room.

"Shut up." He groaned and rubbed his temples.

"Well smack my ass and call me naughty, this place is fucking sweeeeeeet!" I gasped as I took in the first class suite.

"Enough with the language." He sighed and plopped onto the couch.

I grabbed a piece of stationery and a pen.

Okay, how's this?

I wrote down on it.

"Stop being a smart ass." Edward huffed, ripping the paper away from me.

"Then stop being a dumb ass." I muttered back. Someone was grumpy.

"My GOD, you are so annoying! Do you ever stop talking?" He yelled. I was quiet for a few moments.

"Not really." I finally admitted and grinned when he covered his face with is big hands.

His face was an unhealthy shade of red so I decided to stop tormenting him. After all, I couldn't have much fun with him if he died of an aneurysm. He suddenly grabbed his cell phone dialed a number.

"Hey, Charlie. Yeah, we're at the hotel…. oh, she's, umm, interesting……how do you get her to stop talking? Uh huh…..well then I guess I'm outta luck."

"Hi Dad!" I yelled from behind Edward, who jumped about a foot off the ground.

"He says hi and be good." Edward said skeptically then added, "like that will ever happen." after hanging up. He stretched and groaned.

"Well, I'm off to bed, tell me if you need a pillow." I sighed and walked into the bedroom.

"I get the bed." He said, fallowing me.

"Uh, no." I whirled around to face him.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Y-" I smashed my lips to his, always a good way to shut a guy up. He froze underneath me before shoving me off him.

"Do. Not. Do. That." He said in a low voice that actually scared me. I nodded and hopped in bed, not saying anything else to him. Truth be told, he hurt my feelings a bit. I heard him get settled on the floor next to the bed, punching the pillow into the right shape.

"Did I actually dampen little miss Swans spirits?" He chuckled. I wriggled out of my shorts and shirt before throwing them over the side of the bed, making sure they landed right in front of his face.

"Not a chance." I said and snapped the strap of my thong loudly. "Sure you wanna sleep all alone on the floor?"

"With out a doubt." He murmured sleepily. I shrugged and snuggled down for the night.

"Oops, almost forgot." I pulled off my bra and through it down with the rest of the cloths. "The under wire is uncomfortable." I explained, grinning when I heard Edward groan and turn away from my discarded clothing. I got him!

How Officer Edwardo Yummy wakes up at five thirty, I will never know. But when he tried waking me up. Ha. He will be scarred for life.

I was in the middle of a wonderful dream involving a trench coat and shop lifting, when he came and started prodding my shoulder.

"NNNNMG!" I groaned and rolled over.

"Miss Swan Wake up!" He said, shoving me slightly.

"Touch me again and I'll rip out your testicles." I warned.

"Come on." He sighed but stopped when I reached blindly for his crotch.

"Warned you." I mumbled into my pillow. He yanked the covers off of me and I hissed loudly, still clinging to my pillow.

"GET UP!" He yelled.

"FUCK OFF!" I screamed back at him. I peeked out the window with one eyes. "Its still dark out you maniac!"

I gasped when I felt him grab me and fling my drowsy body over his shoulder.

"Put me down!" I shrieked and pounded on his back. I clawed viciously with my nails and smiled when I broke skin.

"Ow!" He yelled as a little blood trickled down his back.

"Consider it a reminder of what happens when you try to man handle me!" I shouted back at him.

"Get ready to go!" He yelled, dropping me to the bathroom floor. "And put your shirt on." He dropped my clothes next to me.

"Ass!" I yelled after him.

"Bitch!" He called back. Touché. I changed quickly and yanked my hair back into a messy bun. And then I saw what he was wearing. Hubba hubba! No shirt, no pants, just boxers! Oooh! Scrumptious! Get a look at that ass! His name is now; Officer Yummy Pants! Mmm-mmm!

"We gotta go, if we want to be traffic." He said, pulling on a shirt and his pants before grabbing my arm and yanking out the door. We took the elevator this time, thank god! I wasn't fat, thick wasted and broad shouldered was more like it, but that didn't mean I was at the gym everyday getting in shipety shape.

The elevator was crowded with a capital; CLAUSTERPHOBIC!! Edward and I scrunched into the back corner and groaned when more people got on. I was facing him with my legs on either side of his and my face smashed into his chest. Something was on my thigh and I moved slightly before I figured out what it was.

"You have a boner!" I gasped quietly so only him and I could hear. He growled and looked away.

"I'm a guy! I can't help it when we're in this position." He whispered. I snickered lightly.

We finally got out of the elevator and practically sprinted towards the doors.

"I got the munchies." I declared after fifteen minutes of driving.

"Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too." He said, pulling into a small diner.

"Did you just say, 'Peckish'?" I cackled and fell onto my side. "Where the fuck are we? England?" He rolled his eyes and helped me out of the car.

"Just be quiet, eat you food and we can go." He hissed as he shoved me through the doors.

"Hello, table for two?" The hostess asked, a big stupid smile plastered across her face.

"Yes please." Edward gave her a wink that I'm sure made her day.

Wait a minute…he winked at her?

Why?

The question is, why should I care?

I mused with my self and attempted to fight the odd, achy feeling in my chest as Miss Smiley Pants led us towards our table. Hm. Well, if he wants to hump every chic but me, FINE!

Just then I caught the eyes of very cute skater boy two tables down. He nodded his head at me and raised an eyebrow.

Lets give Mr. Eddie Yummy Pants a taste of his own medicine.

"I'm gonna go pee." I said in a sulky tone. He shrugged and read over his menu. Ass.

I gently tugged on the guy's sweatshirt as I passed, giving him a wink and heading towards the girls restroom. He fallowed. Of course. I was an easy lay.

AS soon as the door clicked shut I leaped on him, wrapping my legs around his waist.

"My names Mike." He murmured around my lips.

"Bella." I gasped as he groped my breasts. He rubbed his hardened dick in-between my legs and my breathing began to hitch. As his hands snaked up my sides I reached down and unbuttoned his pants, reaching into his boxers and stroking him. He moaned and yanked my short-shorts to my ankles before setting my on the sink.

"Lock the door!" I said through a sharp in take of breath. He reached over and twisted the lock before coming back to my and fingering the lace of my thong.

"Fucking hot." He murmured and kissed me again. I had no patience for kissing. I yanked my shirt off along with my bra and pushed my bare chest against his. He quickly fallowed suit and pulled his shirt off. I ran my fingertips across his strong chest, grinning when I felt him tremble.

He quickly pulled off my now soaked thong and tossed it behind him.

"Shit!" He spat and I looked at him questioningly. "I don't have a condom." He sighed. I smirked and pulled one out of my shorts pocket.

"I always come prepared." I murmured. He flashed me a grin and quickly rolled the condom on. "Fuck me." I growled. He obeyed and thrust into me, making me moan in pleasure. My groans grew into whimpers of pleasure and soon I was grinding my hips along with his, gripping his shoulder blades tightly and kissing his neck. His tip repeatedly hit my G-spot over and over, receiving a gasp of Bliss from me each time.

"Mmmm….almost there!" I whimpered. He reached down and rubbed my clit. I yelled out in ecstasy as I reached my climax. My body tightened and I shuddered as I came. He did as well with a groan and laid his forehead on my shoulder. Our pants slowly decreased to a normal breathing pace and I pulled my clothes on.

"It was a pleasure meeting you." I said with a seductive smile and turned to leave.

EPOV

I was reading the omelet section when I first heard them. Our table was close to the restroom, so I didn't worry about the rest of the diner hearing them, but I still wanted to puke.

"Lock the door!" Came bellas gasp and my hands tightened around the menu.

"Shit! I don't have a condom." Came the mans voice. Good.

"I always come prepared." Bella said and I could just her the smirk in her voice. I shuddered when I heard her say, "Fuck me." And then let out a moan. Their sex sound continued and I immediately lost my appetite.

I thanked god when it was finally quiet. A few moments later, Bella walked out, adjusting her hair as she did.

"Find anything good?" She asked, a bright smile on her face. She knew I heard her. That bitch. But I couldn't help but smirk. She likes pay back. Well, then I guess that's what I give her.

Like it? That was my first lemon ever, so don't judge! Well, review! I will try to post another today!