Micha woke up to a strong stench of pickles. This was nothing different from every other morning in this apartment.
The pickle smell reminded her of a man she once catfished named Jimothy. He was from America, which was why his name was so stupid. He had a dog named Pickles. The dog was also from America.
Micha convinced Jimothy that she had discovered that she had a deathly allergy to dogs which was why their relationship must tragically end. Also she had already extorted 73 dollars from his credit card.
She was very hungry that morning and desperately needed a shower. So the first thing she did was open the RFA messenger app.
{A New Chatroom has opened}
[Zen and Micha are online]
Zen: Micha, you're online!
Zen: Good morning, babe~
Micha: Zen I've been thinking about you all week.
Zen: Haha, you better watch out with words like that, or a man just might fall head over heels for you!~
Zen: I can't get the thought of you out of my head either~
Micha: I even think of you while I am taking a dump
Zen: I
Zen:
Zen: Haha,, good one
Micha: Thank you
Micha: Zen are you still there you haven't responded for the past 3 minutes
Zen: Still here! Just eating breakfast.
Zen: Well, I was. I can't seem to restore my appetite.. Have you eaten breakfast today?
Micha: No.
Zen: Remember to never skip meals! That's terrible for one's health in body and mind.
Micha: I have never heard that before in my life thank you Zen
[Jumin has entered the chatroom]
Jumin: Meow
Zen: You can leave now Jumin
Jumin: Just got here meow
Zen: MY NOSE IS ALREADY ITCHING YOU %&^*# 70(*& *370*
Jumin: That's inappropriate meow
Micha: Jumin stop, Zen is allergic to you
Zen: Lolol that's definitely true babe
Micha: Allergies should be taken seriously I was allergic to dogs for a day
Zen: ...?
Jumin: If it was only for a day, I do not see why something so childish as allergies must be taken seriously.
Micha: Marry me Zen
Jumin: Don't change the subject.
Zen: Micha lets get married in a different continent away from this brat...
Micha: How about Australia
Jumin: Now I know to fly a private jet to Australia.
Zen: What, now the trust fund kid can't even let love alone!? He's crossed the line into full supervillian...
Micha: Yeah Jumin you suck
[Yoosung has entered the chat]
Yoosung: Hey guys! What's going on here
Micha: It's the blonde one
Yoosung: That's me! ^u^
Yoosung: Micha, do you like my hair color? I dyed it to get girls...;;
Micha: Smells like pickles
Yoosung: Huh?
Micha: Smells like pickles in this apartment
Jumin: Nobody change the topic anymore meow.
Yoosung: Oh.. Rika used to love pickles..
Zen: You can't order people around here, trust fund kid, we're not your #*$( employees
Jumin: Not age appropriate meow
Zen: I'm not surprised, you can hardly be considered an adult, can you?
Micha: Yeah Jumin go suck an egg
Yoosung: Um..do you all think you might be going a little too far?
Jumin: Yes meow.
Zen: No MY SINUSES UGH I HATE YOU
Micha: Yoosung you were talking about Rika and pickles
Yoosung: Oh, yeah, I was!
Yoosung: It seems like no one ever wants me to talk about Rika..
Micha: I am not at all surprised by that
Jumin: Who wants to hear a joke meow
Zen: NO ONE
Yoosung: One Halloween, my costume was a bottle of vinegar, and Rika was a cucumber..and she dressed her dog named Sally as a pickle.
Yoosung: She...really liked pickles ..
Micha: One time I was Dumbledore for Halloween
Jumin: What do you call a cat that is perfect in every way?
Zen: SHUT UP
Yoosung: A purebred cat!
Jumin: You call her Elizabeth the 3rd
Yoosung: Aw I got it wrong;
Micha: The wand was a stick I found in the backyard but it turned out it had poison oak on it
Micha: It got on my face and hands
Yoosung: Oh no! ;n;
Zen: I'm leaving, goodbye Micha and Yoosung
Micha: So I was Dumbledore except with a skin condition
Micha: Wait no I love you Zen
Jumin: You should all be laughing at my joke.
Zen: Love you too Micha, I'll be sure to call you later~
[Zen has left the chatroom]
Micha: *(&)#$ Now there's no reason to be here
Jumin: At work, everyone is paid to laugh at my jokes.
Yoosung: If I become an employee at your company, would I have to laugh at your jokes;;
Jumin: What do you think?
Yoosung: ;n;
[Jaehee has entered the chatroom]
Jaehee: Mr. Han are you alright you have been in the men's toilets for the past 30 minutes.
Jumin: I'm busy
Jaehee: Mr. Han, please come out, you have a meeting in 5 minutes.
Micha: Maybe he has gas
Jaehee: Micha, could you please stop?
Micha: sorry
Jumin: Let me flush the toilet first
Jaehee: All of the toilets in this building are automatic.
Jumin: Hmm, the handle is stuck. I will need an hour to fix this. Cancel the meeting.
Jaehee: There are no toilet handles. All of the toilets are automatic.
Yoosung: I think I've lost track of the conversation;;
Micha: Idk why I'm still here
Yoosung: Me either; well.. I guess I'll get going..maybe I'll eat some pickles
Micha: I'm leaving too but I'm definitely not going to do that
[Micha has left the chatroom]
Yoosung: Bye, Micha!
Yoosung: She's gone already;;
[Yoosung has left the chatroom]
Jaehee: Mr. Han I am breaking the bathroom door down now.
[Jaehee has left the chatroom]
Jumin: Of course you are
[Jumin has left the chatroom]