Me: Okay, sorry in advance if this is absoulutely terrible. I suck at writing.

Sirius: well, your not as good as me!

Me: Shut up Padfoot!

James: How do you know our names?

Me: Anyhow, I do not own harry potter or any characters in it except for Peyton, Chance, Allyssa Potter, Tori Craw, Gracie Riddle, and the students in the hogwarts band.

Lily: Oh, not THAT band!

Me: Anyhow, on with the story!

Sirius Pov

I was Eating dinner when my letter came. I knew it would come of course, i mean, what a day it would be when a black was a squib. Plus, i have done accidental wandless magic so many times already.

A big barn owl swooped in and dropped in right in my mashed potatoes. Yep. Just my luck. I carefully picked the letter out, opening it. Since my parents and Darling Regulus were watching I couldn't act to excited, even though i was thrilled. I was sooo ready to get out of this place.

All my parents care about is the dark arts and the 'noble house of black' and blood purety. Nope, not even there son. Wait, take that back. They care about Regulus. Its just me they hate.

I can understand why they hate me though. I am a total rebel to them. I could care less about 'blood purity' and all that crap. I don't even want to be in Slytherin. If i could get into Gryffindor, that would be the best. It would defianatly get me up to a '10' on the Piss-o-meter.

"Open it, Son." Dad says. I decide to play it safe, and do what he says.

Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

Dear Mr. Black,

WE are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. please find enclosed a lust of all necessary books and equiptment. Term begins on September 1st. We await your owl by no later than July 31st.

Yours sincearley,

Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall,

Deputy Headmistress

"I knew you would be accepted." Mom says. And then she begins the talk. Just like I knew they would. Oh, Gee. Lucky me.

"Now Sirius..." dad starts. "You know how important it is that you make it into Slytherin house, Correct? YOu know that for generations every black has been a Slytherin. YOu, the black heir, will do so also. Correct?"

"correct." I say, lying through my gritted teeth.

"Good. Now, you need to make sure you are NOT associated with Mudbloods and Blood Traiters. Do you understand? THey are not worthy of the wizarding world. That is one of the main reasons why Slytherin is truly the only appropriate house. Do you understand?"

"Yes father." I say, refusing to meet his eyes.

"Good. Now, if i hear anything about you associiating with...erm...the wrong kind, i assure you..."

"Don't worry, Dad. I wont." I say, and he nods. "Good." He said.

"Can i go to diagon alley tomorrow?"

"Yes, and Take Regulus with you." Of course. I finally get a minute of fun, and Regulus just has to spoil it.

"Yes, mother." I say sourly, excusing myself and running up to my room. 7 days until i can escape...