Hey, I didn't expect to get such a positive response, so THANK YOU to everyone that gave a review I'm super grateful! I had some writers block writing this; you know like choosing what scenes to use and stuff but I still hope you enjoy it! Here's chapter two of CoD Bloopers, I hope you like it! :D
Kai:"Oh Hello again! Couldn't stay away huh? Want more bloopers or did you guys just miss me? I don't blame you did, I mean I am awesome….I wonder if I have my own fan club, that would be so cool!"
Amy:"KAI!"
Amy shouts from behind the camera.
Kai:"Right sorry, going off topic. Where was I? Oh yeah…and now ladies and jellybeans I now present to you… more CoD bloopers enjoy!"
Natara:"Oh no, Oscar! I gotta go!"
Natara runs towards the door to leave in the hotel room and Mal shouts out behind her.
Mal:"Don't worry about me…I'll just secure the scene until-"*Bang*
Mal starts laughing and turns to look at the camera.
Mal:"I'm sorry, but Natara just ran into the door."
Natara walks back onto the hotel room set, holding her nose, whilst fighting back a laugh.
Natara: "Oww I think I broke my nose, who the hell locked the door anyway?!"
Take 2
Mal:" Don't worry about me…I'll just secure the scene until backup arrives. Not a problem."
All goes quiet for a few seconds, then the silence is broken by Mal laughing softly.
Director: "CUT!"
Oscar:" This isn't about what you thought with that big brain of your, or what your gut told you to do...This is about your heart. I listened to mine, and it led me to you…And if you'd listened to yours, it would've told you that I would never ruin what we had together…we're over Natara."
Director: "Err Oscar that's not the line!"
Oscar breaks character and looks at the director.
Oscar:"Is it not?"
Natara: "No it's not…"
Natara smiles while holding back a giggle.
Director: "The line is Good night Natara take care…"
Take 2
Oscar:" And if you'd listened to yours, it would've told you that I would never ruin what we had together…we're over Natara."
Natara laughs causing Oscar to smile, as he slaps his forehead with his palm.
Oscar:"Ugh Dammit! Sorry, can we go again!"
Take 3
Oscar:" And if you'd listened to yours, it would've told you that I would never ruin what we had together…we're over Natara."
Natara groans and playfully shakes Oscar by his shoulders.
Natara: "Focus!"
Oscar laughs.
Oscar: "I'm trying, sorry!"
Take 4
Oscar:" And if you'd listened to yours, it would've told you that I would never ruin what we had together…Good night Natara take care."
Oscar walks off set leaving Natara alone.
Natara: "Good night, Oscar."
Director:" and CUT!"
Oscar walks back on set smiling and Natara hugs him.
Natara:" Thank god!"
She then turns to face the director.
Natara:" And I am not doing this scene again, just FYI!"
Oscar laughs and shakes his head.
Natara: "What are you doing?"
Mal:"What do you mean?"
Natara: "Your feet. They're up on the coffee table."
Mal:"So?"
Natara: "So…don't do that please put-"
Suddenly the stage manager walks across the set.
Stage manager: "So if we cut to camera 3 then move to camera 6; that should work this time…."
Mal and Natara look at each other and laugh.
Mal:"Errrm Jack we were kinda of in the middle of a scene here!"
Stage manager: "OH! Sorry were we rolling?"
He runs off the set towards the camera crew, Mal and Natara shake their head while laughing.
Kai:" We work really hard making every episode, and may I say how awesome you guys are for loving them as much as you do! I like to think we're one big family; all the cast and crew. And sometimes we love to have a little fun!"
Natara glares at the camera then pulls a face and breaks out with a huge smile.
Natara:"Haha!"
Mal:*In a singing voice* "I can remember my line again!"
Natara laughs along with the crew.
Director:"And ACTION!"
Kai:"Oh my god! Someone reviewed my fanfic, hang on! Let me read this!"
Kai messes with his phone, then flashes the camera a cheesy smile.
Director:"Kai!"
Kai:"Sorry heh."
The song 'Hero' By Enrique Iglesias plays on set and Mal, Natara, Amy and Kai all lip-synch dramatically to the song whilst looking at the camera.
Kai:"Let me be your hero…"
Mal:"Would dance, if I asked you to dance?"
Natara:"Would you run, and never look back?"
Amy:"Would you cry, if you saw me crying?"
They continue to lip-synch to the song with huge smiles on their faces, trying their best not to laugh. When the chorus plays, they all sing at the top of their lungs.
I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain, I will stand by you forever; you can take my breath away.
They all then burst out laughing along with the crew. Natara wipes her eyes as tears roll down her face from laughing too much.
Natara stands on set, talking to the stage manager about the scene they're about to shoot.
Stage manager: "It shouldn't be a long scene to shoot because it's just you and Mal, but we want to try it a few times because we want to change some lines then decide which works better, is that okay?"
Natara:"Yeah that's fine…"
Unknown to Natara, Mal's sneaking up behind her…
Natara:" I was thinking that maybe we could-"
Mal sneaks up behind Natara and tickles her on waist making her jump and scream.
Natara:"Ahhh!"
Mal bursts out laughing. Natara turns smiling and playfully slaps him on his arm.
Natara:"Oh I hate you!"
Mal:"Oh god that was priceless!"
Disclaimer I don't own Cause of Death or Hero by Enrique Iglesias.
Well that's it so far but I'm gonna do another chapter with Kai and Amy doing a tour of the Cause of Death set, which I think should be fun to write! :D Please review, I really hope you liked this chapter! :D Jade xx
