A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short guys.. I really just got back into writing, and this is honestly kind of a "Test Chapter" thing. Just to see if I really want to continue writing or not. I thank you all for putting up with me for so long, I really appreciate it :D Keep those reviews coming! After all, I do need some ideas :D And If I use one, I'll be sure to credit you at the end of the chapter I use it in :D
It was lunch time, and Naruto was actually not feeling very hungry, despite is ever-present hunger for ramen. This high school didn't have ramen, and the thought of eating a salad made Narutos stomach churn. Walking into the lunch room, he spied a couple of his friends at a table, and there was one spot open. Starting into a quick jog, he made it there in a matter of seconds and hopped into the last spot on the bench.
"Hey everyone." He said with a big smile, but awkwardly quiet. Folding his hands, he let his chin rest on top of them as he started to look on the table. "So.. How's everyone?" He asked dumbly, noticing the particularly loud silence that was coming from his table. Looking over at Sai, he tapped him on the shoulder. "What's your problem? Why the blank face?" He asked the emotionless student sitting next to him.
"I don't know." Sai said before going back to his hamburger, nibbling on it here and there, but not taking normal sized bites.
Suddenly Naruto noticed something strange about his table. If this was an all boys school, then why was Sakura there? Although, she did have her short pink hair bundled up under a hat.. And she was rather flat chested. I guess if she wanted to, She could sneak over here during lunch.. He thought to himself. Still noticing that everyone was quiet, he smacked his fists down on the table.
"Okay, I'll bite.. What the hell is wrong with everyone? Sakura, come on, what's the deal?" He asked, trying to figure out why his friends were acting like this. Just then, Sakura burst out laughing, along with everyone else... Except for Sai. "EH?" Came the surprised noise out of the blondes mouth.
Through her laughter, Sakura suddenly raised her hand and slapped it on the table. "I-It was me!" She said as she continued to laugh. "I knew you didn't like to get left out of things, and I wanted to make you freak out. So, I had everyone be super quiet, like something was wrong." She said, starting to calm down now.
"Yeah Naruto, you should've seen your face!" Shikamaru said abruptly, and everyone started laughing again, with the exception of Sai, who hadn't started laughing to begin with. Naruto pouted at this. Something that he never really was fond of was being on the receiving end of pranks. Sure, he would dish them out like no tomorrow, but he can't stand taking them.
"What the hell guys! Not cool!" He said as he stood up. If anyone were to look at him right now, they'd see a fuming Naruto walking towards the food line. Yes, now he was hungry. When Naruto got mad, he always got hungry. As far as he knew, he'd done that ever since he was a child. As he approached the line, he noticed that they actually had some decent choices as far as food went. There were hamburgers, hot dogs, corn dogs, chili fries, and frito pies. After pondering it for a moment, he finally decided on a frito pie with some cheese sprinkled on top. Grabbing his tray, he reluctantly walked back to his table. As he walked, something caught his attention out of the corner of his eye. It was Kiba, sneaking out of the lunch room! Deciding to think nothing of it, Naruto just walked back to his table only to get there in the middle of a conversation.
"-Yeah, I heard he's going out with Sasuke.." Shikamaru said dully. After all, he wasn't really one to care about high school drama. His motto, 'Drama's such a drag..'. At this, Sakura's face turned bright pink as she visibly got angry.
"WHAT? HOW COULD HE BE GOING OUT WITH SASUKE? MY SASUKE!" She yelled. Hell, she was so mad that her pink hair was practically in Super Saiyan mode… Some people in the cafeteria turned to look at her, but not many really paid any attention to it. Sakura was known as one of the villages biggest Sasuke fans. Even Naruto knew that, He just didn't know WHO SASUKE WAS…
"Uhm.. Sakura-Chan… Who's going out with who now?" Naruto asked, a bit dumbfounded about what the others were talking about. After all, He'd walked in right in the middle of the conversation, and he hated to do that. Hearing his question, Chouji decided to take the liberty of answering for Sakura.
"Inu-" Was all he could say before Shikamaru slapped a hand over his mouth, telling him to shut up for his own good. Naruto frowned at this. He just asked a simple question.. As far as he could tell, he hadn't done anything wrong.
"No one's going out with anyone.. Never-you-mind..." Shikamaru said. It was obvious that they were trying to keep something from him, and Naruto wouldn't give up until he found out what. It may not be from them, but he will find out eventually!
Deciding to drop the subject for now, Naruto picked up his fork and started at his lunch finally. And to his surprise, it was actually quite good. Who ever thought that school food would be any good? Looking at it, it just looked like chili on top of a bed of fritos, with cheese sprinkled on top of it. His mind was running amuck, trying to decide which food he now liked better. Frito Pie, or Ramen…
After lunch was over, kids immediately started filing out of the rather large cafeteria, dropping their trays into the garbage cans by the various doors. He'd watched Sakura get up and sneak out of one of the small exit doors, One that lead to the designated smoking are for the older students. When the bell had rang, Naruto wasn't quite done with his food yet, so he started shoving it down his face so he wouldn't be late. Using his arm to wipe his face, he also stood and walked over to the main doors, dropping his tray into the wastebasket and continuing on to class.
Naruto sat impatiently in the back of his last class, tapping his pencil on the desk and staring at the digital clock that was embedded into the wall. 'Come onn... Come onnn!' he thought to himself, wanting to bell to ring so he could escape this hell already. As the final buzzer actually did ring, Naruto was the first out of his seat, flying out of class and downstairs to his locker. As he approached his destination, he saw a pair of boys standing against HIS locker, and MAKING OUT. He tried to stop, but it only resulted in him skidding across the floor and bumping into the two people, knocking all three of them to the floor. Naruto groaned, before he felt himself being pushed onto the floor. It was then he realized that he'd fallen on top of one of the boys! One boy spoke up finally, still sitting on the ground.
"Watch where you're going, dobe.." Came a cold voice, sending chills down Narutos spine. Looking over at the boy, Naruto almost instantly froze out of intimidation. He was wearing the school uniform, as was everyone else. His hair hung in his face on either side, and the back of his hair was strangely shaped. Almost like the rear end of a duck. He also found a pair of cold onyx eyes staring at him, boring holes in his forehead.
"G-Gomenasai, Senpai!" He said nervously, scrambling backwards away from the raven haired boy on the ground in front of him. As he did so, he bumped into a pair of legs behind him. Looking up, he saw a very angry Kiba staring down at him. A look of severe puzzlement settled on the blonde's face, as he stared up at Kiba. "I...Inuzuka?" He asked, almost unsure if it was who he thought it was. Growling, Kiba wasted no time in shooting a reply back at Naruto.
"Oi, watch where you're fucking going, Uzumaki!" He snarled, picking Naruto up by the collar. Quickly stepping away from Kiba, he watched him go over to the raven haired boy who was still sitting on the floor, staring at Naruto, and help him up. "Here you go, Sasu-Kun.." Kiba said, pulling 'Sasu-Kun' into a hug.
"Kiba? What the hell are you doing?" Naruto asked, his mind trying to wrap around what had just happened. He put a hand to his head as he was still sitting on the ground, passersby shooting him strange looks as to ask 'What is that weirdo doing on the ground..'. Suddenly Naruto found his head spinning when he heard Kiba speak up.
"What the hell does it look like, Teme.. I'm TRYING to spend time with my BOYFRIEND." He snapped, showing his teeth to get it through to Naruto that he meant business. This made Narutos mind click instantly, as he suddenly realized what was going on. Kiba is basically a dog. Dogs are very territorial, especially when it comes to their… Masters? No, it couldn't be… Kiba wouldn't be on… Oh my god!. Suddenly Naruto scrambled to his feet and covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing. That was the last thing he wanted, an angry Kiba trailing behind him and howling some sort of profanity at him.
Skidding to a stop in front of the boys bathroom, he entered and stood over the sink, busting a gut as he did so. Amidst all of his laughing, he hadn't noticed that he wasn't the only one in the rest room. As he calmed himself and leaned against the wall next to the stalls, he noticed some strange sounds coming from one of the stalls. Upon further observations, he found that only one of the stall doors were closed, so he pressed his ear against it. Hearing the ruffling of clothes and soft moaning, Narutos face lit up red as he continued to listen. The loudness of the moaning increased as he heard a slow but steady thumping rhythm, and a sudden loud feminine moan. As he continued to listen even still, he felt his pants tighten the slightest bit. His eyes immediately shot down to his fly, and he noticed the small bulge that was starting to show. What the fuck?, he thought. Catching up to himself, he finally dashed out of the bathroom and out of the double doors of the big school.
After about a half hours walk, Narutos 'problem' finally disappeared. And shortly after that, he arrived at his apartment. Taking out his keys, he opened the door and threw his jacket onto the rack. "Fuck.." He said as he jumped over the back of his couch, landing on the soft cushioning. Surprisingly, he didn't even turn on the T.V. for once. Instead, he let his mind wander back to what happened at school today. He could NOT get over the fact that he'd gotten the least bit excited over what he found in the bathroom today. I'm not gay, so I shouldn't get a fucking boner from hearing two guys fucking! What the hell is happening to me… He asked himself angrily. His mind was so wrapped up in thought that eventually, he'd just fallen asleep on the couch.
A/N: Well, here's chapter 2! I thank you all so much for waiting for this to be published :D