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Edward= PianoPlayer1918
Bella= ForbiddenLovr01
Emmett= RosesChewToy
Rosalie= ThornyRose35
Jasper= EmotionalWreck47
Alice= PsychicPixieA_C
Carlisle= DrxC_C
Esme= mother_of_six
PianoPlayer1918 signed on at 1:16 PM.
ForbiddenLovr01 signed on at 1:27 PM.
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:28 PM): why must alice shop me to death?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:29 PM): it's her passion, how long this time?
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:29 PM): tooooooooo long…..
PianoPlayer1918 (1:29 PM): Bells, for you that's 30 minutes.
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:30 PM): okay, good point, how about SEVEN hours in Seattle and Tacoma!!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:30 PM): Wooo, what did you do to her?
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:31 PM): idk!!!! but she dragged me into everysingle store that had anything that even resembled clothing.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:31 PM): I can make it up to you.
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:31 PM): really? you do know I am at Charlie's?
RosesChewToy signed on at 1:31 PM.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:32 PM): Well, you do know how fast I can get there…..
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:32 PM): that might freak Charlie out…
RosesChewToy (1:32 PM): Hey Bella!!!!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:32 PM): hey Em!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:33 PM): Emmett
PianoPlayer1918 (1:33 PM): So what's your answer?
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:34 PM): hmmmmm… well, I do miss you but Dad, IDK!
RosesChewToy (1:34 PM): What's going on u guys?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:34 PM): Bella's lonely…..
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:35 PM): I could be a lot loss lonely….
PianoPlayer1918 (1:35 PM): I might have to take you up on that offer
RosesChewToy (1:35 PM): okay… while u 2 have internet sex I'm going 2 go find Rose…
PianoPlayer1918 (1:36 PM): Please, Emmett, we are in the same house, control your thoughts a little bit more!!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:36 PM): Leave Em!!! Please?
RosesChewToy (1:37 PM): sure 4 u lil' sis, anything!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:37 PM): so you listen to her?
RosesChewToy (1:37 PM): YEP!!!! Bye sis'!!!!
RosesChewToy signed off at 1:37 PM.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:38 PM): where were we before we were interrupted?
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:38 PM): hmmm….
PianoPlayer1918 (1:38 PM): I'll come get you
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:38 PM): well, what were you planning on doing to me?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:39 PM): 1st, I was planning on taking all of your clothes off and then I was going to ravage your body like never before…
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:39 PM): yumm, and what do I get to do to you?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:40 PM): whatever you want to
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:40 PM): well, I want to take you in my mouth and make you a very happy man.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:41 PM): I bet I will be. You better be home soon. I am starting to get a little uncomfortable right now.
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:41 PM): I'll tell Charlie that I don't feel well and should go home and rest, I'll be home very, very soon, k?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:42 PM): hmmmmmmmmmm
PsychicPixieA_C signed on at 1:42 PM.
PsychicPixieA_C (1:42 PM): Hey!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:43 PM): Hey Alice! You are never taking me shopping again, NEVER!!!!!!
PsychicPixieA_C (1:43 PM): oh yes I will!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:44 PM): I wouldn't push her on this one, she is still stronger then you!!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:44 PM): =P'
PsychicPixieA_C (1:44 PM): Watevr!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:45 PM): I'm leaving now! See you VERY soon!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:45 PM): can't wait, literally, meet me at the cottage.
ThornyRose35 signed on at 1:45 PM.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:46 PM): Please tell me you are going to leave us alone today, Alice!!!!
PsychicPixieA_C (1:46 PM): I have no idea what you are talking about!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:46 PM): Vision?
PsychicPixieA_C (1:47 PM): No!!!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:47 PM): Yes!!!!
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:47 PM): What did you see?
PianoPlayer1918 (1:48 PM): us
PsychicPixieA_C (1:48 PM): In other words, something I don't want to see!!! YUCK!
ThornyRose35 (1:48 PM): from the sounds of this convo I will be shopping tonight. I don't want to be anywhere near you guys!
PsychicPixieA_C (1:49 PM): They will be busy tonight, Rose.
PianoPlayer1918 (1:49 PM): oh yeah, Rose, Emmett was looking for you.
ThornyRose35 (1:49 PM): You won't get rid of me that quickly, sex addicts!!!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:50 PM): not anymore then you!
ThornyRose35 (1:50 PM): Valid point
ForbiddenLovr01 (1:51 PM): Be home in one minute!
PianoPlayer1918 (1:51 PM): thank god! Meet you at the cottage!
PianoPlayer1918 signed off at 1:52 PM.
ForbiddenLovr01 signed off at 1:53 PM.
ThornyRose35 (1:53 PM): soo, what are they doing today?
PsychicPixieA_C (1:54 PM): Well, Edward is getting a blowjob and Bella is going to be very pleased very soon. I think I want to gag. I need Jasper!
ThornyRose35 (1:54 PM): Edward has turned into a fucking sex addict. At least Emmett is a legend and it is expected from him. God he's good, so, so good!
PsychicPixieA_C (1:54 PM): I love what Jazz does to me!
PsychicPixieA_C (1:55 PM): oh you might want to find your French Maid Costume. Emmett is in a kinky mood!
ThornyRose35 (1:55 PM): YAY!!!!! I love that costume! and the handcuffs are still under my bed, do I need to dig them out?
PsychicPixieA_C (1:55 PM): it's Emmett!
ThornyRose35 (1:55 PM): true
PsychicPixieA_C (1:56 PM): oh god, I think we all may just want to leave the house!
ThornyRose35 (1:56 PM): ????
PsychicPixieA_C (1:57 PM): three words: Esme and Carlisle!
DrxC_C signed on at 1:57 PM.
ThornyRose35 (1:57 PM): oh god, I'm going to the forest. Emmett likes trees and there is this cave on the North side of the mountain that will do.
PsychicPixieA_C (1:57 PM): It's sunny! Enjoy!
DrxC_C (1:58 PM): Hey Girls!
ThornyRose35 (1:58 PM): um, Hi Dad got any plans tonight?
DrxC_C (1:59 PM): umm, kinda…
ThornyRose35 (1:59 PM): LOL!!
DrxC_C (1:59 PM): Alice, what did you tell her?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:00 PM): Not much, a little of this, a little of that.
ThornyRose35 (2:00 PM): LMAO!!!
DrxC_C (2:01 PM): Alice!!! You know the rules!
PsychicPixieA_C (2:01 PM): What, that I'm not supposed to tell anybody about anyone of us having a naughty night?
ThornyRose35 (2:01 PM): ROTFL!
PsychicPixieA_C (2:02 PM): LoL
DrxC_C (2:02 PM): Alice, it's rude!
PsychicPixieA_C (2:03 PM): So, I suppose you don't want to know about the blowjob Edward's getting right now or what Esme's going to do tonight or why we'll need a new couch tomorrow??
ThornyRose35 (2:03 PM): LOL, LOL! Okay, I'm going to go find Emmett!
PsychicPixieA_C (2:04 PM): He's in the garage working on his Jeep
DrxC_C (2:04 PM): I don't want to know any of that! Alice, nobody does! And one question, how mad is Es going to be when someone breaks her couch?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:05 PM): Well, considering Jasper doesn't like to get yeld at, I would think he would calm her down.
ThornyRose35 signed off at 2:05 PM.
DrxC_C (2:05 PM): Okay… tell Jasper that and that he will be in trouble and needs to buy Esme a new couch.
PsychicPixieA_C (2:05 PM): I know dad!
DrxC_C (2:06 PM): It's so convenient that you can see that.
PsychicPixieA_C (2:06 PM): Thanks Dad!
EmotionalWreck47 signed on at 2:06 PM.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:07 PM): Alice?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:07 PM): hey honey
DrxC_C (2:07 PM): thanks, I'm going! Bye Jasper, Alice.
PsychicPixieA_C (2:08 PM): enjoy yourself!
DrxC_C (2:08 PM): Umm… thanks, bye.
DrxC_C signed off at 2:08 PM.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:09 PM): Why is this whole property feel really horny?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:09 PM): Cause everybody is horny!
EmotionalWreck47 (2:10 PM): really? Nice, am I?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:10 PM): I am thinking you are and I really like it.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:10 PM): Really, so why are we still on the computer?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:11 PM): I really don't know.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:11 PM): then I'll come down there
PsychicPixieA_C (2:11 PM): I'm thinking that would be great but, promise me this; I don't have to dress up as a school girl.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:12 PM): I'm perfectly fine with nothing at all.
mother_of_six signed on at 2:12 PM.
PsychicPixieA_C (2:12 PM): so am I
mother_of_six (2:13 PM): have you girls spoken to or seen Carlisle?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:13 PM): He went to his study.
EmotionalWreck47 (2:13 PM): I'll get down there ASAP! Bye LUV you!
PsychicPixieA_C (2:14 PM): bye!
EmotionalWreck47 signed off at 2:14 PM.
mother_of_six (2:14 PM): thank you, and where is Bella? Is she back yet?
PsychicPixieA_C (2:14 PM): Yeah, but, well, they are busy right now. I don't think you will want to disturb them.
mother_of_six (2:15 PM): oh… okay, then I'm going to find Carlisle.
PsychicPixieA_C (2:15 PM): bye mom!
mother_of_six (2:15 PM): bye
mother_of_six signed off at 2:16 PM.
PsychicPixieA_C signed off at 2:17 PM.
I have the next Chapter ready so I will probably post it tomorrow or maybe tonight! Promise the next one is funny!!!!!