Faror: *giddy from writing the chapter*

Ed: …you're obviously happy.

Faror: Oh yeah! You bet to hell I am!

Ed: Hey, why doesn't the swear filter work on you?

Faror: Cause I said so! :P

Ed: I hate y-

Liani; EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! *glomps*

Ed: Get the heck off me woman!

Liani: Aw but you're snuggly!

Faror: Ani, get off of him. He's gotta suffer though questions.

Liani: Oh.

Ed: Where's the rest of the crew?

Al: I'm here! Roy is coming. He had to get Riza to help him bar down the homunculi that were coming. Since Plumalchymest wanted to ask them questions.

Ed: Ah.

B. Hayate: *looks at reviews* Ruff! (Somebody gave me food! And steak at that!)

*DING DONG*

Faror: That's them! *opens door*

Mustang: Hello, adoring fans! Here I am!

Faror: '-.- They came to torture you.

Mustang: Oh, then bye!

Riza: *stops him at the door* Now, now, colonel.

Mustang: Ergh!

Envy: *sigh* why do i have to be here?

Faror: Cause someone got a question for you!

Hughes: Look, I'm here! I brought pictures of Elicia!!

All: '-.-

Faror: Why do you have pictures of her?

Hughes: Because she's so cute!

Liani: Alright, is everyone here?

Al: Not yet.

Faror: Yep! The rat's not here yet!

Al: Lets do a head count really quick to make sure everyone is here who needs to be.

Faror: Alight! There's me, Ed, Al, Roy, Riza, Envy-

Lust: I'm here too.

Faror: -Lust, Hughes, Liani, Black Hayate… We're missing Yuki and Winry.

Ed: Winry said she'd pick up Yuki.

Faror: Okay! So once they get here we can start! I have lots of cupcakes in the kitchen and other food for whoever wants it. Everybody needs to be in the living room in ten minutes!

All others: Kaaay.

-Ten minutes later-

Faror: Alright, we're all here!

Winry: Yep. Took me forever to get Yuki out of school.

RECALLED MEMORY:

Winry: This is a big place…

Yuki: Oh, are you lost?

Winry: No, I'm looking for somebody named Yuki Sohma.

Kyo: Oi, who's this Yankee chick?

Winry: *hits with wrench*

Yuki: Um, I'm Yuki.

Winry: They asked you to be a special guest on Faror's QNA This week. Did you get the mail?

Yuki: Yeah. You're here to pick me up?

Yuki Fan Club: Hey, what are you doing?

Winry: Uh, taking Yuki to Faror's house?

Yuki: Uhm, best not talk to them.

YFC: Yu-ki we love you!!!!!!!!!!

Winry and Yuki: *make a break for it*

END MEMORY

Winry: And that's the story of Yuki being Normal.

All others minus Faror: ...

Faror: *laughs* I get it!!!! It's from Youtube, right?

Winry: *laughs too* Yeah!!! You've seen that video?

Faror: Yeah!

All others: ….

Ed: '-.- Can we get on with this? We're already two pages down on Word and haven't even gotten to the Questions and dares.

Liani: OH I GET IT!

Mustang: Uh yeah…

Faror: *recovering* S-sure. Black Hayate, get me the first review.

B. Hayate: Bark! (Get your own dang reviews!) *does it anyway.*

Faror: Alright our first one is from Plumalchymest. Hey Plummy!

okay this is gonna be sweet if my oc can be in it here is a link to my DA pic of them http://bonnybanshey./art/FMA-OC-104965

anywho my Q's

Ed: If you drink your milk you'll grow you know that right

Al: Want a kitten :3

Roy: From now on I dub you captain Mini skirt is there a problem with it

Riza: Why won't you admit you love Captain Mini Skirt

Winry: Why do you hit Ed with Wrenches your destroying what brain cells he has

Hughes: you were my favorite I hated when you died :(

Envy: YOU (stabs Envy repeataly for killing Hughes)

Lust: are you ever called a **

Authoress: would you like some brownies

and thats all I wrote XD

Faror: Hi Plummy!!! Yes, I'd love some brownies! *takes brownies* These are mine, got it everyone?

Everyone: Yes.

Lust: Seeming as we are going from the bottom up I'll go next. Uh yes? A lot.

Faror: By me!

Liani: And me! We'll get to it in TEA.

Hughes: There's a question for me?! I want to read it!

Faror: No, Envy is next.

Ed: Why are we going from bottom to top?

Faror: Um….

Mustang: Who cares?

Faror and Liani: GOOD POINT! NEXT QUESTION.

Envy: wtf im not gonna die no matter how many times you stab me and the guys so annoying why do you care

Faror: DIIIIIIIIIE! *helps plummy*

Envy: *repeats*

Hughes: Yeah, why did you kill me?

Envy: cause i wanted to okay now i wish youd die again

Faror: You're so mean, Envy!

Liani: Yeah!

-After peace is restored to the room-

Envy *with many stab marks in his body* im gonna go wash all this dang blood off of me now kay bye wait wheres the bathroom

Faror: Um, A) you're not using my shower and B) *uses authoress powers to heal envy* Sorry Plummy. As much as I'd like to kill him he needs to answer questions. Now, who's next?

Hughes: Me! Yes, the world is a scary place. I didn't like it when I died either! At least I know I'll be remembered!

Liani, Faror, Winry, B. Hayate and Al: *clutch onto Hughes and fake cry* You'll always be remembered, Hughes!

Mustang, Riza, Ed, Yuki, Envy and Lust: O.o'

-Peace returns again-

Hughes: I'm glad to know I'm your favorite. Have a complimentary picture of Elicia. *hands pics to everyone even reviewers*

Ed: We didn't ask for them…

Al: Um, next?

Yuki: How come I don't have any questions yet?

Ed: You WANT to be tortured?

Winry: *reads review* What brain cells?

Ed: I'm not stupid!

Everyone cept Yuki under breath: But you are short.

Yuki: …I don't get it.

Ed: I'M NOT A SHRIIIIIMP!

Yuki: Oh.

Winry: And why? Because it's fun!

Mustang: Yes, have you ever blown him up before? That's fun too.

Faror: NO VIOLENCE!

Riza: Next Question. Oh it's for me. *reads then turns red*

Al: Uh, Riza?

B. Hayate: Bark! (Cause she's ignoramt!)

Riza: Um, well it's because I don't.

Everyone: IGNORAAAANCE!

Riza: Fine, fine, I like him!

Mustang: Aw, that's so sweet Riza.

Riza: Sir, restrain yourself or I'll have to shoot you.

Mustang; Suit yourself.

Winry: I think it's cute!

Faror; Me too!

Liani: It's hard for me to choose Riza or Ramue.

Faror; But she's an OC so she doesn't count.

Liani: I see.

Ed: Moving along.

Mustang: Captain Mini skirt? Hm… Catchy! I like it! I dub you um, Plummy the Great!

Faror: Hey, that's my nickname for her! And besides, you just re-used her name!

Mustang: It works!

Everyone: *sigh*

Lust: Um, Envy and I don't have any more questions. Can we be dismissed?

Envy: yeah i have a busy schedule ya know people to kill places to destroy all that stuff

Faror: Fine. You do need to get ready for TEA.

Lust: Thank you. We'll come back in a few chapters with Gluttony.

Liani: Oh oh! Bring Greed, kay?

Everyone: O.O

Liani: What? He's the only tolerable one of the group. Cept for Lust. *high fives Lust*

Faror: Shut up, spoiler mouth!

Liani: Oh sorry!

Faror: *sighs*

Ed: *was sleeping* Wait, they're leaving? Yess!

Lust and Envy: '-.-

Mustang: See ya guys.

*they leave*

Faror: Now for the next question!

Al: Sure. :3

Ed: Aw great.

Liani: *snickers*

Riza: We're almost done it seems.

Faror: Ed, you get the next one!
Ed: Oh great. Milk. CAN YOU ALL STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT?!

Liani: No.

Mustang: It's too much fun to tease you about it.

Riza: No comment.

Faror: I think the word 'Taller' was in there…

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE HAS TO BE SEEN WITH A MAGINFYING GLASS AND SPEAKING OF MAGNIFYING GLASS SO SHORT HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANT?!!!!

Al: you.

Ed: Grr, why you!

Faror: NO VIOLENCE!

Winry: Good questions, Plum!

Faror: Bye Plummy! Luff ya! Oh, wait. the link doesn't work. What's your DA username? I can probably find it from there. Or what's the artwork name? Well that's it. Bye! *hugs*

Everyone: *sighs*

Ed: That's it, right?

Liani: You wish! We've got another whole load of questions.

Hughes: None are for me!

Riza: Or me. I'm going back to work.

Hughes: Elicia!!

*both leave*

Faror: Now its just us.

Ed: Yep. Oh well. Let's hear it.

YO!! I'm heya! *laughs*

Now... on with the questions!

Roy: Is it true that you've got your own secret harem of women behind Miss Hawkeye's back?

Black Hayate: *gives a T-bone steak* Enjoy!

Winry: Love your wrenches! What sizes do you have? And how'd you manage to stick with Ed so long? That's incredible!

Edo-chan: I have a friend who once tried to crossplay as a mix between you and Roy. Didn't work out too well. And I'm writing a story in which you get stuck on a deserted island with a dozen or so other anime chaacters, and- you guessed it- LIANI!! Also, I love your seiyuu's voice. Paku Romi sings so well, don't she? *snickers*

Al-kun: HI!! You're currently my favorite of the series! My frind Emily isn't a big manga fan, but you're the only character she likes! *gives pocky*

Faror: Hey! I found out that the nearest Borders sells pocky and ramune! No, seriously, it's Borders. I'm going there soon to get some with my friend. Oh, and it's spelled "torture".

Yuki-san: I really like your herb garden! Sorry, I don't know too much about you... Have some pocky as well to make up for it! *gives pocky*

Liani: Heya! I know you'll get Edward to fall for you eventually!

Who agrees with me- TWILIGHT'S TOO FREAKIN' OVERRATED?!! Drives me nuts, GAH...

EH! I wanna be here sometime! You're showin' up soon in AEA, can I be here?

See yah! And be prepared for me to go wild next time! Remember, ninjas pwn all! *vanishes in a swirl of wind, laughing like a maniac*

Faror: We can start at the top if you want Ed.

Ed: No I wanna start from the middle.

Faror: Top it is!

Roy: What? Oh of course not! *sees Riza still at window* Y- yeah I'd never do that!

Everyone else: Liar.

Mustang: Uh…. Next question?

Liani: *giggles*

B. Hayate: Bark ruff yip! (You're the best!) *eats steak* Yip ruff ruff! (Can we keep her? Please?)

Faror: Ha, Hayate got a question. That's amusing.

Winry: To hit ed with? or to work with? Well it's pretty much whatever kind I need.

Faror: That wasn't a good answer… What about the second one?

Winry: I don't really know!

Faror: *face plant*

Ed: Edo… chan?!

Everyone: *cracks up*

Faror: B-birdy-chan, y-you rock.

Ed: AHEM

Faror: Alright, alright.

Ed: That's not crossplay and I'm glad.

Liani: He hee… Lemme know how that book turns out.

Faror: Ha.

Mustang: Paku Romi?

Faror: *laughs again*

Anime Characters: ?

Liani: *laughs* You're so clueless!

Faror: Who's next? Al!

Al: Pocky! And good to hear!

Roy: I thought I was the favorite!
Ed: As did I.

Faror: Different people have different faves. And Roy it wasn't you, it was Hughes.

Mustang: Oh.

Al: *pets new kitty* I shall call the kitten Pocky!

All: O.o

Al: It's my kitty I'll do what I want!

All: O.O

Ed: Um, okay?

Faror: My turn!

Winry: Aw, we're almost done.

Faror: Yeah, I knew that. Actually, I'm a border's member (good deals!) and pocky was border's official "Cool Item of the Week."

Ed: Cool item of the week? What does that mean?

Faror: *shrugs* I dunno. And thank you for the speeling help. I no good at speeling.

Liani: Ha ha. I know I will too.

All: ?

Liani: the reviewer said I'd get Ed to fall for me.

Yuki: Look I'm actually talking for once.

Faror: Yeah, where'd you go?

Yuki: Cupcakes.

Faror: Ah.*nods*

Yuki: You should read Fruits Basket. Then you can know about me.

Faror: She's trying.

Yuki: Mm. Pocky…

All: His weakness is pocky?!

Faror: You may come in next Chappie, alright?

Ed: Great. A crazy friend of yours?

Faror: Precisely.

Yuki: So that's it?

Mustang: It would seem that way.

Liani: Yep…

Faror: Well I have a question. What's the weirdest snack you've ever had?

Liani: I had these Mac N Cheese crackers once. They were really good but weird.

Ed: Uh… Liani's cooking?

Liani: *smacks*

Winry: Bean paste.

Yuki: Uh, I don't know.

Faror: He's too modest!

Mustang: Onigri. They taste funny.

Yuki: Onigri are yummy.

Faror: Alright, time to pick the next guests! We will have Birdy-chan's OC Sora visit us! (I think I know her well enough now!) Black Hayate, the hat please!

B. Hayate: Ruff! (I hate my job)

Faror: And the winner is… *pulls out name* Shinku of Rozen Maiden!

Ed: OH NO NOT THE CRAZY DOLL!

Faror: Yes, the crazy doll. Welp, thas it for this round. What kind of tea shall we have next time?

Winry: I like orange pekoe.

Al: Tea?

Liani: Don't you like Blueberry, Hannah?

Faror: In fact I do! Here, take a thermos on your way out, Liani. You too Yuki. *hands thermos that is black and has a pic of Hannah etched on it. it says "Faror's QNA Where We Torture Your Fave Characters" on it.*

Yuki: … Thanks?

Liani: I'll treasure it!

Faror: These are special thermoses you can only get here! The rest of the cast will get one after this chapter is done.

Winry: Oh its so pretty!

Liani: Hey when they bring back greed, Lemme know so I can say hi to him.

Faror: 'Kay. Well our next guests are Sora-chan and Shinku-san! See ya there!