A/N: Oreo is next. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Excuse me while I laugh evilly.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'm done laughing. Now it's time to make Oreo pay for being so darn evil!
BTW, I like saying touché for some reason. I've decided that Kabuto will say touché a lot. Or Oreo. I dunno. Also, I like role-playing in my disclaimers. They end up being long . . .
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DISCLAIMER:
Me: GET IN HERE YOU…..[pulling Oreo in
Oreo: NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DO IT[clinging to the wall
Me: WELL I'M MAKING YOU[finally drags him into room
Oreo[sits down, crosses his arms, and pouts You can't make me.
Me[in an eerie voice I know you're secret……
Oreo: Hah! Yeah Right!
Me: Naruto……
Oreo: Naruto?! Where?!
[A giant picture of Naruto appears
Me: Interesting…
Oreo: ……..AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE HARBINGER OF EVIL COME TO WRECK MY PEACEFUL EXISTENCE!! (A/N: That line was from Kamichama Karin 1. It's a manga.)
Me: Dimwit. That's a picture.
Oreo: ...I knew that. I soooo knew that. In fact, I knew it so well that I knew it before it even appeared. Before I even came in here.
Me: Uhh, yeah right…..And how is that possible?
Oreo: ESP, my friend. ESP.
Me: Just get this darn disclaimer over with or I'll make you eat zuchinni for the rest of this story.
Oreo[shuddering Zu……chinni……..gross…..slimy….
Me: Like your tongue.
Oreo: Okay, I'll do it. She does not own Naruto.
Me: Cool. By the way……
[another picture of Naruto appears right in front of Oreo
Oreo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THEY LIED!!! THEY SAID GETTING A TONGUE EXTENSION (?????) WOULD WARD AWAY EVIL!!!!
Me: It's enough to make ME puke.
Oreo[waving his tongue around, ignoring my reply BUT IT DOESN'T!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Me[pukes Okay, guys, you can put away that picture now…..(before I puke again at the sight of his disgusting, slimy tongue)….
[picture disappears
Oreo: …..It went away. The tongue DOES work!! YAY[walks out of the room
Me[sighs And somehow he fails to notice the sign over the door that says "Entering a Naruto Shrine" in big bold, red letters.
Oreo[in the other room AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Me: Oh well. This disclaimer is getting too long. And I've already got my revenge on Oreo. Well…..for the most part. On with the show!!!!!! (Oh and, BTW, I'll be mentioning Pokemon somewhere in here I think. Maybe. I'm not sure yet. I don't own that either.)
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Chapter 2 - Orochimaru (and Kabuto)
"Hey, Oreo-sama!!" Kabuto called.
"What is it?!?!" Orochimaru yelled. "And DON'T call ME Oreo!!! I do NOT have a cream filled center!!!"
"Oh you're so white you could pass as cream."
"But what about the brown cookies squashing the cream!?"
"Well, you did get squashed between those two brown tables in the dining room yesterday. Does that count?."
"I have a dining room?"
"Yeah. Y'know, the place where we eat dinner."
"I don't call that a dining room. I call it my EVIL ROOM OF DOOM!! Which I just happen to eat in."
"You call every room your evil room of doom."
"Well you call all of your stuffed animals Bob. "
"Touché."
Orochimaru walked into his room with Kabuto on his tail.
"…Wow, Oreo-sama. I didn't know your room would be so…..soooooo…"
Orochimaru sighed. "…so pink? Yeah, I get that a lot. But I do NOT like pink!" He flipped his light switch and then…..
…the walls flipped and…
…the room turned into a Pokemon shrine.
Kabuto gasped. "WOW! A SUPER SIZED MODEL OF PIKACHU!!!"
"Uh-huh. I got it at Toys R Us. It was a great bargain."
"IT WAS 100 DOLLARS LAST TIME I SAW IT!! How much was it?"
" Oh dear, I believe I forgot to pay for it…"
"…you're still doing that?"
"Uh-huh."
"Hmm, figures. OH WOW, A BLAZIKEN PLUSHIE!! HOW MUCH WAS THAT?!"
"Nothing."
"Did you steal it?"
"Nope."
"Then how…!"
"It's amazing what you can do with a knife and a slimy, scary tongue."
"…"
"By that I mean what you can do to the cashier."
"…oh…ok. Let's play video games."
So of course they did. A Pokémon game, to be exact. Duh.
And they left Orochimaru's room and went to the EVIL ROOM OF DOOM! Whichever room that was.
--outside--
"Hehehe," a mysterious figure laughed, rubbing his hands together. "I finally got him."
The mysterious figure looked around carefully. "I should get going and find someone else to spy on. Then I'll meet the others." So, with that, he leapt away.
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Haha! Betcha didn't know there was more than one mysterious figure! But how may? You'll find out!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oreo still hasn't figured out that I'm watching him.