Chapter 2: The Comical Incident With Komui

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A/N: Once again, I'm sorry for the late release! Christmas edit. Thanks to all my reviewers yeah?

Three years after the epic battle to save earth from the clutches of the Earl of Millennium have passed. The exorcists, apostles chosen by god, have won the battle and defeated the Earl. Allen and the other exorcists continue their search for the innocence as they prepare for an expected sudden move by the Earl.

Lenalee's POV

Allen and I walked to Komui-nii's office. Allen had been telling me all about his training with the generals. No, he most certainly is not a general. Well not yet anyway. We continued walking while in deep conversation.

As usual, the messy appearance of Komui-nii's sleeping figure on his desk greeted us. Allen and I giggled quietly as we tried not to wake Komui-niisan despite knowing he wouldn't wake up without the 'magic words'. We made our way carefully around the papers strewn over the floor towards Komui-nii's desk.

Reever had seen us coming and moved towards us noisily, sighing, grunting and complaining at the amounts of work Komui-nii had given him. He was always piled with work that nii-san had refused to do with stupid excuses like he had to fix his precious Komurins and the like. Reever shook Komui as Allen and I laughed. We all tried, knowing the answer already was that we needed to use the 'magic words'.

"Lenalee's getting married."

"NOOO!! LENALEE!!! DON'T!!! DON'T LEAVE YOUR DEAR NII-SAN ALL ALONE FOR ANOTHER MAN!!!"

Allen, Reever, the whole science group and I, as well as whoever was in the room then clamped our ears shut with our hands as Komui-nii wailed like a spoilt child. Though it was 550 thousand times louder...

He saw Allen standing next to me and rushed over. I gasped, my hand automatically brought up to my mouth as he seized Allen by the neck and then held him up in the air shaking him furiously and yelled," ARE YOU GOING TO BETRAY MY TRUST AND MARRY MY LENALEE???!?!!?!??!?!"

Allen blushed crimson at Komui-nii's words.

"ALLEN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"

"Nii-san!" I yelled angrily.

He looked up from his strangling charade, Allen struggled for air as the crimson colour stayed on his face. (Anime style) Tears poured off Komui-nii's face like waterfalls and collected in a massive puddle on the floor as he started wailing like a child again.

Oh dear...

What a mess

A/N: Right, I'm kinda busy so there's nothing to say for this Christmas edit special. See yas!

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