Ask Sakura
Troublesome: Hey Sakura! You've got letters!
Sakura: Are any of them from Sasuke-kun!!!!???
Troublesome: No! Why would Sasuke be sending you questions?
Sakura: Because he loves me and he will sweep me off my feet. And then we will ride into the sunset and be together forever, living in a huge castle!
Troublesome: Umm… yeah… ok then… keep dreaming Sakura. –Pulls out a bag full of letters- the first question for Sakura is…
Why is your hair pink?! I mean PINK of all colours! It's not natural! And if you could choose the teams in the academy who would you pick to be in a team and who would be your teammates? - Cecilia
Sakura: Firstly, my hair is NATURALLY pink, I inherited my pink hair from my mother!
Troublesome: Cough! Yeah right! Cough! She dyes it! Cough! Cough!
Sakura: I do not! And second, well let me see if I could choose my team, my teammates would be Sasuke-kun of course and… Hinata because she wouldn't try to steal MY Sasuke away from me!
Troublesome: Ok then…
Sakura: And for other teams I'd put Ino-pig with Shino and Rock Lee! HA! Let's see Ino-pig try to get near my Sasuke now! I'd put Shikamaru, Temari, and Neji together. And I'd put Tenten, Naruto and Gaara together. (Maybe Naruto and Tenten would be able to lighten Gaara up.) And lastly I'd put Kankuro, Chouji and Kiba. Don't ask.
Troublesome: You done now?
Sakura: Yep!
Troublesome: Ok then! Next question!
I like this story is going to end up being really funny, and I think your right about Shika being better than Sasuke.
Sakura- is your hair really pink or did you just dye it so Sasuke would notice you?- o.O
Troublesome: Thank you! –Turns to Sakura- HA! I told you Shika is better then Sasuke!
Sakura: He is not!
Troublesome: Just answer the question already!
Sakura: Fine! Why does everyone keep asking about my hair? For the last time it's natural! Which means I was born with it! And by the way my beautiful pink hair makes me different from the other girls and that makes Sasuke-kun notice me AND fall deeply in love with me!
Troublesome: Ok for the last time, Sasuke doesn't love you! All he cares about is killing Itachi!
Sakura: I can help him!
Troublesome: No you can't! Hey Sakura guess what?
Sakura: What?
Troublesome: The next question seems to be asking for advice.
Sakura: Really? I thought these were questions for me?
Troublesome: They're supposed to be… but you can answer this one, Sakura. And answer it seriously cause it's a serious question, ok?
Sakura: Yep
I don't know if your joking or not but still. Um... this guy from my old school who I used to really like hates me now and I have no clue why. You see he's coming to my school next year and I don't want him to be mad at me. We hang out with the same type of people so I'll probably see him everyday. But I want to be friends with him but he just keeps on ignoring me. Its makes me kinda sad. I still like him but just not as much. It's making me space out more than usual and I think my friends are starting to worry. So if you can help that'd be awesome. And thank you. - GoNe BuT sTiLl HeRe
Sakura: I'll try my best to help you. Ok here's what I would do, I'd try to talk to him and maybe ask him why he's ignoring me. And then I'd kind of go by what he's answers. The best advice I can give is to try talking to him. And then maybe trying to become his friend again.
Troublesome: That's probably what I'd do too.
Sakura: I'm not the best advice giver, but I hope I helped you out a bit.
Troublesome: Next question is:
Okay.
1) So...DO YOU LIKE YAOI!? You have to...I have teh proof...
2) What's your favorite orange?
3) What's my brother's middle name?
4) Is your hair real?
5) Isn't Ino so much better than you?
6) Why is there a target on the back of your dress? Do you WANT people to use you for target practice?
7) OMG. MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE A GIRL! IT'S NOT TRUE...RIGHT!?- Lizzycello
Sakura: 1. Ew no!
Troublesome: Why not! I can't be so hot! You're just don't like it cause you know Sasuke is loves Naruto: P
Sakura: No he doesn't! Sasuke is in love with me!
Troublesome: Riiight –Rolls eyes- now answer the rest of the questions.
Sakura: For question 2. There are different kinds of oranges? Really? Ok then I choose… a CHRISTMAS orange!
Troublesome: Idiot…
Sakura: Hey! Question # 3: Why would I know your brother middle name? Geez! But if it will make you happy… is it… SASUKE!? Question 4: YES! It's real!
Troublesome: Ha! Yeah right! Anything that's pink can't be real!
Sakura: -Death Glare- going on… Question 5: INO-PIG! She's not better then me! She's nothing but a poser!
Troublesome: LOL! You're being made a fool out of!
Sakura: I'm afraid to answer the rest of the questions. –Gulp- Question 6: I have no idea, my mom made the dress and it's perfect! Last question: #7 Finally: OF COURSE I'M A GIRL!!!
Troublesome: Wow! I like this reviewer! –High fives Lizzycello- Great questions.
Sakura: Please can we end this?
Troublesome: NO! Next question is:
Why is you hair pink?
Are your mom and dad ninjas?
What do you see in Sasuke-the emo kid? - kiatsuki
Sakura: OMG! What's wrong with you people!? MY.HAIR.IS.NATURAL!!!
Troublesome: Well obviously your hair isn't natural if everyone keeps asking. DUH!
Sakura: GAH! Question #2: No my mom and dad aren't ninjas. Question 3: I love Sasuke, he's a perfect ninja, he has determination, he's cool, he's hot and we're meant to be!
Troublesome: Next question:
Sakura,
Why are you such a ?
Why won't you just admit Sasuke's as as it gets and date lee?
Where can I find a vortex to your world so I can come visit and hopefully kidnap Gaara? - Girl on a Sugar Rush
Sakura: 1. I am not! Question 2: Sasuke is not! He loves me! And Rock Lee, he's nice, but I only like him as a friend. #3: Interesting question, I once heard that there are portals through some magic mirrors. Next question!
Why do you care so much for Sasuke?!?! He is a total ! He left you on a damned bench, AFTER you told him you loved him! - Sakura-and-anyone-but-Sauske
Sakura: There are many reasons why I care for Sasuke and some of them are hard to explain. I believe that he left me because he cares about me and doesn't want me getting hurt. He just needs time. If I must wait for him then I will. I love him.
Troublesome: -Sniffle- that's so sweet! Anyway… next question is:
1) Do you like yuri!?
2) What do you see in Sasuke?
3) Why do you still like him even though he's mean?
4) Why don't you just kick the out of that Ino?
5) Okay this is serious. Me and my BF broke up. I thought I had a crush on my bff Shawn, so we started dating. then we 'broke up', and I started dating my old BF again. Now Shawn wants to try going out again. I still don't know if I like Shawn like that, but I know I like my BF like that. I just don't want to break up with my BF only to find out that I really don't like Shawn as a BF. What should I do? - fallenangel44
Sakura: EW NO! I hate it! Especially when people pair me with Ino! Gross! Question #2: I love Sasuke and everything about him, he just needs time. Question 3: He is my teammate and in case you haven't noticed he'd do anything to protect me! Question #4: I'm planing to, I just have to wait for the perfect moment! I have something hurtful in store for her!
Troublesome: Good luck on that Sakura!
Sakura: Ok Question #5: I'll try my best to give you some good advice. If I were you then I would continue to go out with my BF, but I would talk to Shawn and tell him how I'm feeling. I hope that helps you.
Troublesome: The next letter says:
Lol great idea, hope u get lots of questions!!
Questions for Sakura!!
1) Is ur pink hair natural?
2) What are ur sizes?
3) What's ur idea of fun?
4) How far have you gotten wit Sasuke?
5) Does ur mom know ur ? (Lol just playing. I had to:) - vampa7734
Troublesome: Thanks
Sakura: Yes my pink hair is natural. #2: Do you mean? Oh my. I don't think I want to answer that… but I'll give you my clothes sizes. For clothes I am a size 14 (children) and for shoes a 4. Question 3: Well… being with Sasuke is defiantly fun!
Troublesome: Do you think of anything else?
Sakura: Yes! I think it would be romantic going for a walking in the park under the stars. –Dazed eyes-
Troublesome: Answer the rest of the questions
Sakura: #4: Well –Blush- There was this one time when Sasuke asked me to go back to his house with him. –Blush-
Troublesome: HE WAS DRUNK!
Sakura: No he wasn't!
Troublesome: Yes he was! That's why he kept leaving to vomit so much!
Sakura: Hmph! Going on… question 5: …
Troublesome: LOL!
Sakura: First, I'm not! And second, even if I was then no she wouldn't know.
Troublesome: Good question, lol. Next question is:
Why is your name Sakura?
How come you like Sasuke and not anyone else?
How come you don't like Naruto?
What do you see in Sasuke? – Itani
Sakura: My name is Sakura because of two things: one being that my mother loves cherry blossoms and second being that my hair is pink like a cherry blossom. Question 2: Like I've said before, Sasuke and I are meant to be, there are many reasons why I love him and they're hard to explain. #3: Naruto's a great friend and I don't want that to change. And I do love him, but like a brother. Questions #4: There are so many things. And if I must wait fir him then that's what I'll do.
Troublesome: Ok Sakura, this is the last question!
Sakura: Finally!
Troublesome: The last letter says:
HI! Do you know that a lot of people hate you in Part 1? You look cool in part 2 though.
Sakura: Hi. And to answer your question, yes I have been told by a lot of Troublesome's friend especially Dreaming Upside Down. Apparently she laughs at me in part 1 when I cut my hair to save my Sasuke-kun. I think I'm awesome all through the series, but in part 2 I'm defiantly stronger!
Troublesome: That's all the questions for this chapter!
Sakura: Keep sending your questions!
Sakura & Troublesome: -Waves- see you next chapter!