Disclaimer- I don't on Victorious, Robbie, or Cat. Oooh, but I do own a cat! Her name is Zoey!
A/N- You wouldn't believe how much homework I've had lately. It's a miracle I got this out. But I did, because I was really happy about the feedback last chapter. So thank you a lot! Now, on to that much awaited story and all.
Chapter 2
Monday
Hey Cat. Do you know what is the capital of Wyoming is?
Pssh, that's easy! W!
No, not that capitol. I meant the capitol CITY in Wyoming.
And I said it's W! Gosh, I'm not as dumb as you look.
Don't you mean, 'I'm not as dumb as I look?'
I know what I said.
Jeez, Cat. Did Jade possess you or something?
I'm sorry, I'm just upset.
About what?
Well, my brother took my lipstick this morning and I really really needed it.
Why did he take it?
Because that's the only lipstick I have that matches his eye shadow.
But, why did he need the eye shadow?
Because he was going to go to visit my uncle and he wanted to look pretty.
Oh…Well, where does your uncle live?
I don't really remember. I think it was somewhere in Australia.
Oh, is it Sydney?
No…OH, I REMEMBER! He lives in Paris!
Cat! Paris isn't in Australia. It's in New York! (A/N- Hehe… it's actually in France)
Oh. But back to the point! I really needed the lipstick, so now I'm sad.
It's okay, Cat. I mean, did you really need it THAT bad?
Well, no. I guess not. It's just that my dad needed to use it. He has a very important business meeting coming up.
Wait… So your dad wears makeup too?
Yes! Doesn't yours?
Um…No…
Tuesday
Robbie! ROBBIE! Where are you?
Wednesday
Hey Cat.
…
Cat…I said hi. The proper response would be to say hi back.
…
CAT! CATERINA VALENTINE! CAAAT!
I'm not talking to you.
You just did, and why not?
Because you wouldn't pass notes with me yesterday.
…Um, Cat…I was absent yesterday…
That's no excuse! You're just a big meanie!
Uh…I'm sorry?
Oh! I can't stay mad! You're forgiven Robbie!
…Yay.
So, why were you absent yesterday?
I was taking Rex to get polished.
Why would you do that? Why not just give him a bath?
Rex prefers hot wax over traditional soap.
Kay Kay! If you say so! After you got him…waxed… what did you do?
Studied the line's for the play, Moonlight Magic.
Oh, you're trying out! That's so great! ME TOO!
Yea, it's great all right. Too bad Tori has to pass that bird scene before she could try out, though.
Yea, I know. But I thought the bird scene was really fun when I did it!
That's just 'cause you passed it on your first time. It took me, however, 27 times to pass it.
…That was an interesting month.
Yea…
Thursday
Tori is such a great actress!
Yea, she is. I mean, look how hard she's working to do the part!
I know! That birdie she has is so pretty. Oh! It's looking at me! HI BIRDIE!
Cat, you do know it can't read this, right?
…Oh…Pooey.
Don't worry. I'm sure if you- Hey, it's looking at me now! HEY BIRD!
But didn't you just say it can't hear us?
Oh yea… Eh, whatever.
HIIII BIRDIE!
HEY BIRD!
Friday
Hi Robbie! The Robster! The Rob-man. Roberoni!
Hey Cat…girl.
Do you like the nicknames? I spent ALL night coming up with them.
Really? It took you all night to come up with those?
What's that supposed to mean?
It's just that…they aren't that- Hey, Cat! Don't cry, I'm sorry.
OKAY!
Jeez, someone's a bit bi-polar.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Um… Hey, look! A cat!
I'm not falling for that one! I may be dumb, but I'm NOT stupid. (A/N- iCarly quote…)
Okay. That's not contradicting at all…
What's that sup- Hey, my brother just sent me a text!
What does it say?
It says, "If you don't give me back my eyeshadow, you'll never see Mr. Longneck alive again!" OH NO! My giraffe!
Cat, it's just a stuffed animal. No harm done.
It is not! If anything's not real, it's that puppet you carry around.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
A/N- And fin. There's the end of chapter two. Hope you stay tuned. Oh, and if you want to, friend me on facebook. My name is Savannah Seddier. On their, I'll post ideas, updates on when I'll update (hehe), and chapter previews. Also, you could post on my wall suggestions, or anything of the sort! Kay kay! BYE!