A/N: Sorry about the slight wait for this chapter, but it is now the holidays, so i will be able to write so much more faster! Anyway hope you enjoy this chapter, leave a review if you find any mistakes, and please favourite and follow the story, that is what really motivates me to update a story.
Sorry about this chapter being slightly short, but i will make up for it next time.
They weren't going to complain much about the wait for the presents, the feast looked delicious and soon all thoughts of presents had turned to the feast.
There were giant roast chickens, roast potatoes, potato salad, a giant glazed ham, with pineapple on the back and so much more delicious food.
Harry took a seat at the plate that his name plate sat upon.
He found that he was next to Ron and Ginny, and opposite Neville.
Once they were all seated, Ron picked up a Christmas cracker.
"OH I love these! but the jokes, not so much" Ron said, offering the other end to Harry.
Harry rugged and the cracker split apart with a crack!
Ron got the Party hat and the joke.
While putting the hat on his head, Ron read out the joke.
"What goes ha ha ha ha clonk?" Ron asked.
"I dunno, what does?" Harry asked, he had long ago given up trying to answer the jokes, they were always that strange.
"A man laughing his head off" Ron said.
"Yep, just as corny as ever" Harry sighed, grinning from how bad the joke was.
Mr Weasly stood up.
"I just want to welcome everyone here, my greatest love is seeing the family together, actually my greatest love is those muggle contraptions called toasters, I mean, how do they get it to work, and how does that twisty knob change the amount the bread is toasted, or is it airplanes?" He pondered.
"Arthur" Mrs Weasly said quietly.
"It's strange, how do they stay in the air?, is it-, oh right, yes, so it is my second greatest love to see the family all together for Christmas, so, Dig in!" He said.
Harry placed a pile of roast chicken on his plate, stabbed a couple of roast potatoes and left them on his plate, then cut of a few slivers of the ham.
He deposited a rather large of the potato salad on the side of his plate, with a lettuce salad on the side.
He looked across at Ron, whose plate was buried beneath a rather large pile of roast chicken.
"What? I love chicken!" Ron said defensively, but his mouthwash full of chicken so it was hard to understand him.
Harry shrugged and began eating his food.
"So, Harry, what did you get me for Christmas?" Ginny asked.
"You'll have to wait and see won't you" Harry said with a grin, knowing that she would love his present.
"Aww" Ginny said pouting her lips.
Suddenly there was a loud thump from behind Harry, he turned around and found that a snowman and seen the open window, and thrown a snowball in, and it hit Ron in the back of the head.
"Bloody snowmen, not right in the head" Ron grumbled as he used his wand to get rid of the snow.
The laughter died down and they returned to their eating, no longer at risk of choking from laughter while eating.
"I'm glad Muriel isn't here" Ron said.
"Nightmare, she is," said Ron, mopping his forehead on his sleeve. "She used to come for Christmas every year, then, thank God, she took offense because Fred and George set off a Dungbomb under her chair at diner. Dad always says she'll have written them out of her will – like they care, they're going to end up richer than anyone in the family, rate they're going".
"Is someone talking about one of our many great escapades?" Fred said, suddenly leaning across to get in the conversation.
"We were just talking about you chasing Aunty Muriel away from the Christmas lunches" Ron said.
"Ah yes, a right pain in the proverbial she was" Fred said.
"But nothing that a good ol' dung bomb couldn't fix" George said grinning.
"We're actually working on our own dung bomb" Fred said.
"Yes, the power of 10 dung bombs in a bomb half the size of a regular one" George said.
"We're just in the final testing stages" Fred added.
"That sounds ingenious!" Harry exclaimed.
"Why thank you" George said with mischievous grin.
"I wouldn't mind shoving one of those up each of Malfoy's nostrils" Ron said.
"Especially with a permanent sticking charm so he couldn't remove it" Harry added.
"I'll give you two for free to do that" George said.
"And if it succeeds, I'll give you five Galleons" Fred added.
"Deal" Ron said.
"I propose a toast, to all our friends we lost in the war!" Lupin said, standing up and raising his glass. Everyone else also raised their glass.
"To the fallen!" Everyone said, before consuming their drink.
"When are you going to do it?" Harry asked Ron.
"Next time I see him" Ron replied, a big grin threatening to spilt his face in two.
"You'd better have those five Galleons ready, because I'm going to succeed" Ron said confidently.
"I can already imagine the look on Malfoy's face!" Harry said.
"Yeah, I can't wait to see him trying to remove them, but failing" Fred said.
"We could create an entire new product line with that idea!" George exclaimed.
"Like muggle sticky grenades, except with Magic items like Dung bombs!" Fred and George exclaimed at the same time.
They both high fived and began discussing their new idea.
"I wonder if it would be possible to make extendable ears, that transferred the voice through the air to a receiver, then you could throw the sticky ear, and it will stick to what or whoever it lands on, and you can listen from anywhere!" Fred said.
Harry lay down his knife and fork, having eaten enough.
"You two are going to make a lot of money with those ideas" Harry said.
They finished the lunch, and Harry went to find Ron.
"There you are" Harry said when he finally found Ron.
"What's everyone else up to?" Ron asked.
"Just talking, it's all a bit boring" Harry told him.
"What are you doing in here?" Harry asked.
"Thinking" Ron replied.
"About?" Harry asked.
"I told you that I really like Hermione, right?" Ron asked quietly.
"Yeah" Harry said
"I'm just thinking if I got her a good enough gift, or if she will hate it and hate me for it" Ron said.
"Don't worry Ron, it's perfect, she will love it" Harry convinced him.
"Yeah, hopefully" Ron said.
"Come on, let's get back to the others, it must almost be time to open the presents" Harry said.
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