Disclaimer: I don't and never will own Kyou Kara Maou and its characters. That's it for now but there's no telling what the future might bring.
Warnings: Shonen ai, M-preg, accidental kissing, unbeta'dness
A/N: Thank you everyone who reviewed I'm so glad you like the story!!! I'm trying to make it as interesting as I can because I love AU stories they are my favorite to read most of the times. I hope you enjoy this chapter though!!! R&R!!!!
Enjoy!!!
Chapter 2 – No Way Out
Yuuri walked down the steps of his home yarning in content from his peaceful slumber.
"Good morning mom" he called from the steps.
There was no reply.
"Huh? Mom are you up?" he asked walking down, "Hey mom…" his voice trailed off when he saw the entrance to his kitchen – if it was his – the place was different! "This was not how I remember down here yesterday…did they redecorate while I was asleep?"
"Ah Yuuri you're finally up, come on its time for breakfast" a voice Yuuri could only think of as familiar called to him from the Kitchen, "The kids are already up"
"Kids?" Yuuri was afraid to go in there fearing what he might see, "That voice it sounds really familiar…and what kids?"
He gulped bracing himself for the worst then walked in. Once he passed the entry way he saw a set of male twins who looked no older than eight. One had short raven hair and bright emerald eyes while the other had short blond hair and onyx eyes. They were sitting around the dining table. Around the same table there was another occupant, a little girl with black hair and eyes. She looked a few years younger than the twins. The girl looked up catching his gaze.
"Daddy!! Good morning daddy" she yelled running to Yuuri.
A shock to the bone Yuuri could only nod and mumble a soft good morning.
Daddy??!! This girl is crazy right?!! I mean I can't be her daddy!!!
"What daddy is here!" the blond twin yelled getting up.
"Yay! Daddy!!" the dark haired one yelled following his brother.
They ran to Yuuri taking both legs.
"Daddy you're up!! You sleep like a log you know" they said in unison.
I guess I am their daddy…but how? Yeah I now how babies are made but…he didn't want to think of it, he's only fifteen years old there's no way he's a father at that age.
"Mommy made Pancakes…" the blond one started nabbing Yuuri's attention.
"And eggs for…" the black haired one continued.
"Breakfast" they chorused smiling innocently at their confused father, "Let's eat"
Yuuri was confused just by listening to them talk.
"Woru, Yoru stop confusing your father" the familiar voice from before scolded, "Oh Yuki could you give me a hand with Winry she's getting in the way a bit"
"Ok mommy" the girl known as Yuki replied. She let go of her dad Yuuri and ran to her mother who was at the stove.
Yuki took the little baby from the person and ran back to Yuuri.
"Daddy could you hold Winry for me?" she asked cutely.
Yuuri could only gulp at her cuteness. How could he say no? He bent down and took the small baby in his hands. She had wavy blond hair and magnificent emerald eyes. Where have I seen those before?
The twins Woru – the blond – and Yoru – the raven– let go of Yuuri's legs and dragged him to the table, where he sat with Winry in his arms. The way the twins bossily dragged him to the table kind brought the image of a certain blond to his head. He ignored the image and decided if this was reality he might as well go along with it, the only thing was that he wanted to see who he married. But what if it's a dream? Oh well.
Maybe it's some hottie. He mused to himself. To his current knowledge only 'hotties' can make beautiful babies like the ones before him.
"Ah Yuuri you're at the table? Oh I'll be there shortly let me get this tray" the voice continued, there was this nagging feeling that he should be aware of the voice but once again he chose to ignore it.
The person walked from the stove towards the table. Yuuri who still had his head down looked up at the person but stopping at their tummy after noticing that it was a considerably large size. She's pregnant!! I'm ganna have another baby!! Wait a minute should I be this happy? I don't know the girl!!
"You're…um pregnant" Yuuri commented at the obvious.
The person snorted.
"That's obvious and who's fault do you think it is?" the person said in a haughty way that reminded Yuuri of that blond that won't leave his thoughts.
He looked up. His face paled.
"Wolfram?!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, looking up into the face of the blond prince from his class, "What are you-? Why are you-? How the hell are you pregnant!!!!" his voice filled with hysteria, now he was sure this was a dream no guy can get pregnant.
"Yuuri stop yelling in front of the kids!!" Wolfram yelled scolding Yuuri.
Yuuri stared at the guy in front of him the pregnantguy who some how bore him four kids with more supposedly on the way. His mind was telling him to scream and that didn't seem like a bad idea. So he screamed hoping it would take him out of the nightmare he was having.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuuri woke up with a start. He panted hard trying to recapture his runaway breath. That dream he had, no not a dream a nightmare it scared the living shit out of him. How is that possible? He just met the guy yesterday kind of accidentally proposed to the guy by accident!! And now he's having dreams of them married with kids!! Kids things two guys can never produce together no matter how much they….he stopped, he felt as if he was gonna be sick.
He was convinced that spoilt brat prince had something to do with his dream. Maybe touching his skin triggered something like an after shock or illusions or something yeah that's it. He convinced him self that his nightmare was that bratty prince's fault that was the only logical explanation in his case.
Might was well tell Murata about it when I go to school today…I hope he can help me and not just use as something against me. He thought getting out of bed. Or laugh.
Murata was his best friend there was no way that he'd laugh during his friend's hour of need right? That he was sure of.
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"Hahahahahaha"
"You can stop laughing now you know" Yuuri said annoyed. He can't believe it Murata was laughing, well there goes his theory, "If I knew you were just gonna laugh I wouldn't have told you"
"But Shibuya that's just too funny hahaaha I mean that dream of yours was just hahaha" Murata managed to say in between his fits of laughter, "Wolf was your wife and was pregnant and together you two had four kids with another on the way. You married to that fire incarnate? If that's not funny tell me what is Shibuya"
"Come on Murata can it already!!! I knew I should have talked to someone else" Yuuri whined.
"Who your mom?" Murata asked, finally calmed down.
Yuuri winced at the mention of his mom.
"No way she'll just get into one of her modes" he winced, if he told his mom that he was engaged to a bishonen she'd probably plan the wedding herself and sooner too, "There's no way I'll tell her something like this she'll think I'm…well you know cause I'm not"
"What gay?" Murata asked, he sighed, "She isn't gonna throw you out because you're gay you know nor will she think anything less of you"
"Hey stop talking like I am gay Murata!! I'm not" Yuuri protested, "You know what lets just drop the 'gay' argument I don't want to talk about it anymore"
Yuuri walked off planning to head straight to his first class.
"Hey Yuuri where are you going homeroom is this way" Murata yelled after him.
"I know but I'm heading to Chemistry I don't want to face that bratty prince" Yuuri replied back, "Tell sensei that I'm at the nurse or something" With that he disappeared around the corner, away from Murata's sight.
Murata sighed again.
"Well ok" he waved his hand dismissively before heading to the direction of his homeroom, "Heh who knows maybe I can tease Wolfram about his new fiancé"
He smiled. That would be a very nice way to pass the boredom of Yuuri not being there.
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"What are you doing here?"
Yuuri stopped in his tracks when he saw the inside of his Chemistry lab. That voice no it couldn't be!!! He's supposed to be in our homeroom not here!! Not now…! But there was no mistaken it he was indeed there in all his blond princely glory. The one that haunted his dreams the day of their meeting, the one and only spoilt brat prince Wolfram von Bielefeld.
"Oi are you deaf or something I asked you a question answer me moron" Wolfram's voice never lack the harshness to it, "Or are you going to stand to stand there and gape like a fish all day? Hmmm?"
"Shut it I wasn't gaping" Yuuri defended weakly, "I was just surprised that you were here and not in homeroom that's all, so um why are you here?"
"I'm not obliged to answer that" Wolfram replied with a huff.
Yuuri's left eye twitched. Why that spoilt brat bastard.
"Why aren't you at homeroom?" Wolfram asked uninterested.
"'I'm not obliged to answer that'" Yuuri mocked Wolfram's earlier words.
Wolfram fumed. How dare that idiot copy me!!!
"Stupid idiot!!" Wolfram glared at him, his hands on his hips "Don't think for a second that I accept a moron like you for my fiancé"
Yuuri suddenly burst out laughing which made Wolfram's face redden in rage.
"What so damn funny!!?" He demanded.
"Don't worry man the feelings mutual" Yuuri said in between laughs, "There's no way in hell I would want to have a male fiancé!! I'm not gay"
What Yuuri said made Wolfram's anger boiled over the top. He got up from his seat and strolled over to the idiot that was still laughing.
"Bastard" he growled grabbing the front of Yuuri's shirt, "You really piss me off you know that"
Yuuri swallowed hard Wolfram really scared the shit out of him when he's angry, but he can't act like a wimp that will only fuel the brat's ego. So he grabbed Wolfram's hand off him staring straight into that anger fueled emerald depts. I'm not scared of him.
"Same to you, just seeing your girly face pisses me off" Yuuri said trying to sound angry. Anger wasn't one of his best expressions and trying hard only makes it seem faker.
"Why you…!" he retracted his hand furiously almost knocking Yuuri down, "You stupid wimp!!!"
The look he gave Yuuri promised sudden death and that was a promise Wolfram knew he could keep. Yuuri saw the look and instantly shivered; damn he was wrong before he's scared he's so scared he might piss his pants. This blond before him could rip him apart and that look in his eyes said that he will.
"I'm not a wimp!!" Yuuri retorted weakly.
He tried to back away as Wolfram was coming closer with every step he made. Soon his back collided with the wall. Shit there's no escape!!
"You moronic wimp! I'm going to make sure that I wipe that stupid look off your damned face for good" Wolfram growled, he took another step, only to trip on his own foot – which was really unexpected – and land on Yuuri who was still pasted on the wall, connected – accidentally – by their lips.
Oh my god…OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!! The words were repeated over and over in both their minds.
Holy shit I'm kissing a guy…!! Yuuri found it weird that his body wasn't moving but maybe it was from the shock. Who knows, not him though he's never kiss a guy before hell he's never kissed before! The strange thing about it was…it felt oddly…um good? Maybe all lips are the same soft and smooth like his…noooooooooooo!!!! He will not entertain that thought!!
Meanwhile while Yuuri was fighting within himself, Wolfram was frozen stiff at the unexpected turn of events. It's nice…he found himself thinking…oh no that's not it…!! I have to get him off!! This is bad really really bad!! Trying his best – which was just halfhearted – he attempted to push himself off the wimp.
He pushed but ended slipping on his foot, causing him fall backwards taking Yuuri with him lips still locked in a kiss albeit a little deeper. What the hell?! Am I hit with some klutz syndrome or something?!!
"Oooh look at this and here I was being kind to come back to give Shibuya some company but it seems my pity is not needed" a very much amused Murata began, he just came in only to find his best friend in a lip lock with his boyfriend's hot bishounen cousin.
You can only imagine his delight at the sight before him, and the fact that Yuuri was the one on top; to anyone it would look like the raven hair boy was forcing himself on the poor blond. Heh he he Yuuri's gotten more assertive.
At the sound of someone's voice Yuuri was shocked into awareness. Oh shit I kissed Wolfram and Murata saw!!! That alone could bring the senses he lost crashing back. He quickly pushed him self off the blond turning to face Murata who was standing at the doorway. Thanking the god that loved him that he was the only there.
"Murata it's not what you think!" he yelled, trying to turn his very perverted friend's mind from any perverted thoughts. Which was pretty hard considering who his perverted friend was.
"Really Shibuya what it is then?" Murata chuckled, oh man have he got some teasing material with this or what, "it seems to me that you and Wolfram there was having a pretty good make out session"
"It wasn't!!!" Yuuri protested.
"Yeah it wasn't and now you're gonna tell me that I'm seeing things" Murata scoffed.
"Yes you were!"
Wolfram – who was now off the ground – watched the banter being played out before him. Unconsciously he brought his right hand to his lips. My…my…first…Rage began to well up in his entire being. He walked forward grabbing Yuuri by his color. Yuuri let out an undignified squeak as he was turned to face a very pissed off Wolfram.
"That was my first kiss damn it!!!" Wolfram raged, not only did this idiot made him his fiancé he stole his first kiss too!! What else is he gonna take huh? His first sexual experience?! A blush crept up his cheeks at the thought, but seeing that he was in front of the wimp he rather not show how flustered he was.
"Hey that was my first kiss too!!!" Yuuri defended, he wasn't the bad guy here damn it! It was that spoilt brat who kissed him first! Probably faked the fall so that he could, "you were the one who kissed me first!!"
"Yeah right" Wolfram snorted "why would anyone want to kiss you?"
"Well right back at you" Yuuri yelled, "I doubt anyone would want to kiss a spoil brat like you"
"Well I would" Murata added his few cents.
"Shut up!"
"No one asked you!"
Yuuri and Wolfram yelled respectfully causing Murata to smile
"Hehehe no need to gang up on me now" Murata's smile widened.
"Ah just can it already!" Yuuri yelled in frustration, "and by the way why are you here?"
"Shouldn't I be here?" Murata asked, well he wanted to say 'oh you didn't want me here so that you could continue to the more perverted stuff, but Shibuya we're at school!' but~ poor Yuuri looked like he would die of a heart failure any minute now if he said anything in relation to him and Wolfram so he would let it drop…just for now, "you see I told sensei you were at the nurse – like you told me to say – and~ that I wanted to come see if you were better" not to mention Wolfram wasn't in class so that made staying there a waste, but Shibuya doesn't need to know that, "and then I came here, ah but it seems your nurse was taking a really good care of you" he winked at Wolfram who still had his hands firmly on Yuuri's color.
"You pervert!" Wolfram growled, then as if he remembered something he let go of Yuuri turning his attention to Murata, "that reminds me, you know I got a weird call from my cousin last night and I have a sneaking suspicion that you were the cause of it"
"Ah what makes you think that Wolfram?" Murata asked not one bit perturbed by Wolfram's glare.
"What he said of course" Wolfram tried his best to control his anger, if he did anything to harm the boy before him his cousin will no doubt let him have it.
"Do tell me what he said, Wolf-chan" Murata continued, he saw that Wolfram was getting more annoyed as they talk and probably will lose his temper soon if he wasn't careful but he found it endearing, when ever Wolf is angry he looks adorable.
Wolfram tched, crossing his hands across his chest in a pout as he recalled what his cousin said to him last night.
~Last night's convo~
"Hello?"
"Congratulations Wolfie!! I didn't know you had it in you! So who's the lucky guy?!" came an overexcited voice from Wolfram's cell phone.
"Huh Shinou…? What the hell are you talking about?" Wolfram demanded he was sure as hell confused as to what his cousin was saying, "Oi Shinou answer me!"
The only thing he received was a nervous chuckle.
"Oopsie prank call I guess, sorry to bother you Wolfram, hehehe good night I think…"
The call ended.
"Shinou hey Shinou!!!" he sighed throwing his cell on the bed, why do I have the feeling that Ken has something to do with this?!
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"My cousin knows about this mistake because of you!!!" he raged pointing his well manicured finger towards Murata, "I don't know what you are planning but there is no way this engagement is legitimate!!" a smug smile crossed his lips, "According to my country's law it is only legit when a noble strikes another noble across the left cheek, from what I can see that wimp is not of noble blood so this engagement is nothing but a farce" he scoff turning to face Yuuri who had a relieved expression his face from what he heard.
"Seriously? I'm not engaged to that brat I'm so happy!" Yuuri sighed; he was so happy that it was just a mistake, but that relief soon left his face after he saw the look on Murata's face. His glasses were tinted by the light hiding his eyes from view and giving him a sort of mysterious look.
"That would normally be the case Wolfram but not now" Murata smiled, man he just love teasing them.
"What are you implying Ken?" Wolfram asked in a voice that promise sudden death if the answer isn't to his liking.
Murata smirked; he knew if he told Wolfram what he (Wolfram) most likely forgot he'd be one dead man walking. His smirk widened at the thought, playing with Wolfram is just like playing with fire.
"Try to remember Wolfram what your cousin his majesty Shinou said at your sixteenth birthday last year" he replied, "it's easy since it concerns you the most."
Wolfram thought back to what ever his cousin said to him, his face paled as he recalled the exact words Shinou told him that day.
"Wolfram you're sixteen today and you still don't have a spouse not even a fiancé! Your mother had her first marriage when she was fifteen you know. Well since you're so good at avoiding it I'll make it a rule that anyone who proposes to you first will officially be your spouse even if they are not of royal blood, this rule will last for a year, now lets see how you'll avoid this while the whole country after you"
His cousin was just teasing him when he said that last year that he was sure of…right? I don't believe he would actually want to make my life miserable on purpose?! But it wasn't as if it was a really hard thing to get out of; I mean all he had to do was avoid getting a slapped on his left cheek by everyone who are trying to get him…well maybe it was hard there were a lot of people after him. He got by easy by moving to Japan to wait out the rest of the year so he let his guard down as no one knew about it. Why am I cursed!!!
"Ah that look on your face tells me that you remember" Murata smiled adjusting his glasses, "now you see that it is for real"
"For real? What are you saying Murata?" Yuuri was panicking, he felt as if his already bad day was going from bad to worst not to mention the look on Murata's face wasn't helping with his anxiety! "What's for real?"
Murata's smile widened.
"The engagement" he replied.
"No way I refuse!!" Wolfram yelled, "I will not l-"
He was interrupted by a loud ringing. His phone was ringing but it was not just any normal ringtone that would be on a boy's phone, his face burned red at what he heard. Oh my god didn't I delete that song!!!
To save himself from any further embarrassment he grabbed his phone up answering it.
"Hahaue why did you put that song on my phone!!" he yelled already knowing who it was that was on the line, "It was embarrassing!!!"
"Oh Wolfie darling I think that song matches me well, but instead of saying 'bootilicious' it should say 'boobilicious' don't you think Wolf?" his mother replied in a cheery voice.
"I don't want to think of it!!" Wolfram yelled, "Why are you calling? I'm in school right now, you know the time in Japan is different from Germany"
"Oh I heard something wonderful from Shinou and I just had to come and see for myself, I'm on my way parenthetically" she gushed, "I really want to meet you cute fiancé Wolfie! Is he cute? Oh what am I saying of course he is"
She started talking on and on about how she couldn't wait to see her Wolfie's chosen fiancé and how wonderful it would be to have a foreign son in law, completely ignorant of the fact that Wolfram was frozen in his tracks at what she said. She's on her way here now?!! No no no no no!!! This is so unfair!!!!
"Wolfie are you there? Wolfie?"
Seeing that Wolfram will not be answering anytime soon Murata took the phone from his hands.
"Please excuse Wolfram Chéri-sama he's still in a bit of shock after hearing of your sudden departure" he said as charming as ever.
"Ah Wolfram he's such a shy boy isn't he Ken?" Chéri asked, a smile in her voice, "Oh Ken could you tell me more about Wolfie's fiancé?"
"His name is Shibuya Yuuri and well he's a charming young man with black hair and eyes" Murata began "He also has a burning passion for what he does, you should have seen the proposal it was unbelievable"
He could hear Wolfram's mother squealing in delight at what he said. No doubt she is thinking that the 'unbelievable proposal' was a romantic kind of unbelievable. Not that I'm going to damper her mood and tell her it wasn't.
"Charming and passionate what more can a mother ask for!" Chéri squealed, "I can not wait to meet him!"
"By the way Chéri-sama will you be coming here alone?" Murata asked.
"Not a chance! I wanted to but Gwendal wouldn't let me and you know he goes no where without Günter and Gesila will be coming too. Also Yozak misses Conrart dearly so that's one more" Chéri whined, she sounded so young over the phone as if she wasn't a mother of three, "we will arrive by the time Wolfie is out of school so please tell him to bring his fiancé over to meet the family"
These people will no doubt want Shibuya's head. Hehehe this will be fun.
"Oh I see, yes I'll make sure I tell them, until then"
"Yes goodbye dear"
He hung up handing a gaping Wolfram his phone back.
"Your mom will be here by this evening" he said with a smile effectively snapping Wolfram out of his gaping daze.
"She is what?!!" Wolfram screamed, no way no way NO WAY!!!
"What is going on Murata tell me!!" Yuuri demanded he didn't understand what was going on but it looked bad, real bad.
Murata just smiled at him.
"Congrats Shibuya you're going to meet Wolf's whole family after school"
"You can't be serious it's a mistake! I didn't know I-I!!! I mean he's not even…I can't" Yuuri protested. There was no way he was going through with this mistake! No way in hell!
Suddenly he felt his back connect with the hard surface of the chalkboard. A groan passed his lips at the impact. What the-? He looks forward noticing the enraged look in the twin pools of emerald, but there was something else hidden in those depts. Wait is that desperation?
"You! Listen to me and listen to me good!" Wolfram growled causing Yuuri to gulp, "We are going to meet my family this evening and you will shut up and act like my fiancé or I will promise you that I'll make your life a living hell!"
Yuuri had to growl back, he's taking it seriously?!!
"No!! Why should I?" he asked, trying to pry Wolfram's hands from his color, man for a girly looking guy he's strong!
"Because I will not allow you to dishonor me in front of my family!!" Wolfram yelled shaking him with every word, "I'm not asking you to take this seriously because I sure as hell don't want to be engaged to you. It's just a show for my mother and brothers" he stopped shaking him and pinned him to the board, "but if you messed this up for me I can and will make you wish you were never born"
Yuuri gulped at the threat, he felt as if he was suffocating. The blond before him look really homicidal right now and he didn't want to be on his hit list now so he'll go along with his plan. But I'm not gay! That sentence repeated it self over and over in his mind acting as some kind of assurance. He wasn't gay…he was just acting yeah just acting to save his life. But if Wolfram became serious about it – which he highly doubts – he will set him straight because he was sure that he wasn't gay.
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A/N: Well there you go chap two. It was really rushed and I doubt it went across the way I wanted but I seriously am trying. Most of what I wrote was confusing huh? I mean with the talk with Shinou and stuff. Oh by the way the ringtone should have been 'bootilicious' by Destiny's Child hehehe I know lame huh?
Ah now to read over…man I seriously need to get a beta so…anyone interested? Anyone? Anyone at all? Ah shamelessly begging I know desperate huh? Ah well I hope you enjoyed this chapter!! Until next time I guess, don't forget: Kaos-chan adores reviews and pointers to help improve the fanfic!
Next chapter: Meet the family!
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