Chapter 2

"Hello and welcome to my humble aboard!" We herd Ganondorf say. He was up on the stairs. "I am your marvelous uncle Ganondorf." He went down, and then looked at the cartoon orphans. He went to Sandy. "Aw you must be…" He seemed to look at no one.

"Sandy!" It seemed to whisper.

"Aw Sandy!" He then looked at Orson. "You must be…" He looked at the same nothingness. We wondered what on earth he was looking at.

"Orson!" The same voice whispered back.

"Orson! And you…." he looked at Poof. "You; the wonderful gift of above is…"

"Poof!" Poof answered before Ganondorf could look at nothing again. Ganondorf looked at Poof.

"Aw yes Poof, how can I forget?" He looked at the three then.

"Why are you all here then?" he asked. "I'm sorry but this isn't Disney World or Chuck E Cheeses, you got to go someplace else. I tried to make them build them in my house, but they refused and said NO! They think I'm evil and mean, can you believe that?" Then Vatti came by them.

"Well you do kidnap the princess sire!" He told Gannon. "And try to destroy the Link Bros, and steal the Triforce. So, technically you are evil." Gannon stomp his foot on his assistant's foot. Vatti bounced and screamed at his pain.

"Don't listen to Vatti." Gannon assured us. "Poor guy is nuts sometimes, for some reason all haunches are born that way. I don't know why, they just are! They like our consciences or something!" We just looked at him.

"Anyways," he said, getting back to the subject. "Why are you all standing in my house again? I'm sure I didn't invite you to a slumber party where we paint nails and tell each other which boys in school are cute or something like that!" He turned to Vatti.

"Did I Vatti?"

"No, I don't think so!" Gannon shrugged his shoulders. "Oh well, I might try that through the next time the Link Bros intrude my castle!" He looked at us again. "So what do you want? What did I do?"

"Don't you know?" Sandy asked. "Didn't Toadsworth tell you over the phone?"

"Tell me what? On how to order pizza?"

"Actually," I admitted. "I just told Gannon that you were coming, I didn't tell him why you were coming! I accidentally left that part out!"

"Our parents just died." Orson spoke up. "So can we live with you even through we don't know you at all?" Gannon gasped.

"You're kidding!" He pretended to be shock.

"Nope!" Sandy replied. "Toadsworth told us the news, so I guess it's true!"

"How do you know that I wasn't lying?" I asked. "I could just be spreading rumors like that Rumor Weed did! Does is have to be April for a joke or what? Does it have to be Pichu's B day to make you guys laugh at my jokes?" Gannon gasped again.

"That's horrible!" he cried. "Or your poor unfortunate cartoons! Come on Vatti, do the drama with me!" Vatti did a dramatic reply with his boss.

"YES IT WORKED!" Gannon cheered to himself, we were all staring at him "Err I mean, I'll take good care of the cartoons as if they will be my own!" He put his arms around the three of them. Then he muttered to himself. "Pretty soon, they will be my own!" He snickered to himself.

"Okay!" I interrupted. "No more crazy stuff, I'm leaving!" Gannon stopped laughing like a lunatic. I put down all of the cartoon's suitcases, and went to the front door.

"Bye, I hope you all like it here!" I said to all of them.

"Bye!" Everyone except Poof said.

"Poof!" He said (Bye Toadsworth! I hope this is our temporary home, this place gives me the creeps!)

"Don't worry they will!" Gannon called. "I'll make sure they think its paradise!"

"Good luck Cartoons!" I waved to them as I closed the door behind me, and I was gone.

Now I don't know what happens next exactly, as you can see I wasn't there! So I'll make predictions.

After I left, Gannon closed the door behind me, shut it, locked all of his ten locks, and then looked at the confused cartoons with a sinister grin.

"Why did you lock all ten locks just now?" Orson asked him.

"And why do you even have so many locks?" Sandy added.

"That's none of your business now is it?" Gannon replied, leaning towards them. They still looked confused. Poof looked at Gannon's Triforse tattoo on his right ankle. He looked up.

"Poof?" He asked. (Why do you have a tattoo on your ankle?) Gannon looked at Poof.

"Again, it's none of your business Co Pa Han day? I don't know what that evens means! Why are you cartoons complimenting my stuff? I mean, it's my stuff, so it's private! Now, Vatti!" Vatti came to Gannon's side.

"Yes your majesty?" He asked.

"Go type up a list of chores that our orphan cartoons can do tomorrow!"

"Yes my lord!" Vatti saluted, then went of.

"Chores?" Orson asked. Gannon nodded.

"Yeah, chores!" He said. "You know, they're like homework only more tedious work, and no paper to white on and stuff!"

"We never had chores before!" Sandy assured him.

"Well, think of this as the start of something new!" He laughed at his somewhat bad joke. "Get it, the start of something new? Oh how I crack myself up!" The cartoons looked at each other, puzzled.

"You know; the Disney Channel movies about singing high school students from East High who worships the wildcats?" Gannon stopped laughing, and looked serious.

"Anyways, I have a kitchen, a living room, dining room, my bedroom, a creepy spider web invested attic, and only one bathroom because I didn't know that you all will intrude into my house! Your bedroom is the attic, come on!" He led them to the attic.

"Sleepity tight!" He told them, as he pushed all of them gently in the attic. "Please, let the bed bugs bite!"

"But, it's not even 6:30 yet!" Orson replied.

"Don't care, good night!" He shut the door.

"Poof!" He said, looking around. (I knew that he was crazy and trouble!)

"What do you mean Poof?" Sandy asked the baby (I know, weird huh? I mean, who would ask that question to a baby like Elmo does? It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever!)

"Poof!" (Well, my fairy baby instincts say that he's a bad man! Besides, I don't like him! His feet smell like he hadn't taken a shower in weeks!)

"True Poof." Sandy agreed. "His feet do smell like dead fish, but you can't judge a person by the way they look or act funny!"

"Poof!" (I know, but I just don't like him is all I'm saying!)

Later, Poof, Sandy, and Orson played cards and Battle Ship that they brought with them. Then at 9 PM, the three went to their beds, and all fell soundly asleep.