DSS: "I guess this sad excuse of a TV program is on again… Whatever. This is just useless. Random humor and reckless satire are not gonna make our life happier, it'll just create another stereotypical image of what 'having fun' is supposed to be…"

SS: "CUT THAT EXISTENTIALIST CRAP ALREDY AND ANNOUNCE MY AWESOME SELF!"

DSS: "Fine. Here's your arguably good looking host, folks. Have fun with it. I'll be in my room expressing my wounded soul in writing depressing poems of sorrow…. And possibly considering suicide."

SS: "I just found a new definition for party killer... Party mass murderer!"

DSS: "You can insult me, if it'll make you feel better. I don't care."

SS: "Oh, for the love of Me! Now I'm starting to feel depressed! What can I do? IDEA! LET'S CALL THE NEXT VICTIM… Ehm, I mean, GUEST!"

And Sonic Unleashed take the place of DSS as announcer.
SU: "Grrrowl, grrrrraaaaar, aaaaooooooooooouuuul, wof, gnnnek, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, arf arf arf, bau, roooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, LoL, hauauauauauaua, cain, ALL YOUR BASE, yyyyyyyyyooooommmmmkeeeee puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur unspeakable barf, bark, vomit, - drawn this space - KNUCKLES!"

SS: "An appropriate introduction, to say the least."

An angry-and-pissed-off-as-ever-red-dreaded-kind-of-a-guardian-islander-hermit-echidna-with-stupid-clowney-shoes glides his way into the show.

K: "WHO THE FUCK STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD!?"

SS: "Hello there Knuckles, welcome to my show. Let's chat a while, shall we?"

K: "Mmmh, ok. I guess…"

SS: "First question: are you gay?"

K: "Well, I…. Wait, WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"

SS: "Whoops! Sorry, that was for Silver. Here's yours: why you are such an uncool moronic dumbass?"

K: "I lived all my life in…. CAN YOU REPEAT IT!?"

SS: "Whoops. That was for Weird Al, my bad. These is truly your question: why you are such an uncool moronic GULLIBLE dumbass!"

K: "WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!? HOW DARE YOU!? I WILL BREAK YOUR BONES AND PLAY SHANGAI WITH 'EM!"

SS: "You can't, I'm not really here, I'm just a figment of your imagination! That happens when you spend all your life alone on an island."

K: "Really!? Ok, than."

SS: "As I said, gullible. Oh man, this is toooooooooooo easy!"

K: "Wait a second! Why you called gullible!? I'm not gullible!"

SS: "Oh yeah? Tell me than, how many times you got tricked by the Ugly Eggling (aka Eggman), now? 60? 70? 100? Or even more?"

K: "Errrr… 25… Hundreds. I think there is a couple of pages in the Guinness World Records."

SS: "Ehe! No wonder you're the last of your kind. Your species weren't exactly rocket scientists! What about that little green colored green piece of rock of yours? How many times has been stolen or broken or both? Seriously dude, if you're a guardian than I'm Goku!"

K: "Weeeelll, you look like a Super Sayan in some way."

SS: "Pleeeeeaaaaaase. Those Sayans are just a bunch of exchanging blond colored wannabies who yell all the time like obnoxious retards and spend an entire damn episode just for entering in their super duper forms! But let's get back to the current topic: the fact that you are the worst guardian-of-the-mighty-power-of-whatever in history! I wouldn't let you guard my bath towels!"

K: "You're crossing the line, I'm warning you, pal!"

SS: "Too bad! I had an entire book of this! You have the temper of a drunk Alabamian redneck but you got dreads like a Jamaican Rastafarian and than again your theme songs are… Hip Hop? You are a cultural mess! Are you working in some fast food chain perhaps?"

K: "Urge to kill…. Raising."

SS: "You're a sole-proclamed treasure hunter… But you never left that floating island! It doesn't make much of a sense to me, does it? Unless, rusty marble and random rocks was considered a treasure by your tribe, isn't it? Eh, mon?"

K: "… Raising…"

SS: "What do you do all day, you just guard that rock and kill yourself with boring?"

At this point, Knuckles face goes bright a bit, because he could finally talk back!

K: "Of course not! I always talk with the Master Emerald!"

SS: "……. You talk to an inanimate object. Let me guess, you've painted a face on it and called it Mr Wilson?"

K: "What? Noooo, I talk to the people that lives inside of it, my ancestor Tikal and the water God Chaos!"

SS: "AND NOW HE HAS IMAGINARY FRIENDS! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET'S MOCK TOGETHER THIS TOTAL WHACKJOB!"

The crowd: "KNUCKLEJOB. KNUCKLEJOB. KNUCKLEJOB."

K: "OK, THAT'S IT! KNUCKLES IS ANGRY! KNUCKLES SMASH!"

SS: "Why don't you say that to my brother, over there."

Enter SU, the bouncer.

SU: "Grrrrrrrr, roar, grunt, arf!"

K: "…. What did you just say about my mother?"

SU: "Raaaaarrrf, growl, barf."

K: "EHI! I'm not related with the Predator! Although, some people say that I resemble him… I don't know why."

SU: "Roooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr."

K: "That was low!"

SU: "Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrooooooouuuuuurrrrrrrrggggggggghhllllllllllllsssssssskkkkkk (WTF?) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffl."

K: "ENOUGH! Nobody insults my heritage and gets away with that! Your sorry ass is up for a whoopin' pal! And that's the Bottom Line cause Knuckles 3:16 said so!"

SU: "Wof."

K: "What the motherfuckin' is a copyright violation!?"

SS looks a little confused by this situation but then Realization hits him.

SS: "Between beasts…."

Suddenly, Silver bursts in the show with an unwilling (forced to come) Blaze the Cat behind him.

Si: "Ok! This will definitely shut ALL the voices! Blaze, tell them!"

A frowned and seemingly pissed of simply for being there Blaze responds.

B: "He is not gay, all right?"

Si: "Yeeeeeeaaaah! I told ya!"

SU and K stop their confrontation and both look angry (or hungry, if you will) at the platinum hedgethingy.

Si: "Errrrr, guys? Why are you staring at me like that?"

And both SU and K put a sinister grin. Once again, Realization hits.

Si: "Gulp! S-stay away from me! I-I got a flamethrower Cat and I know how to use it!"

B: "Flame… Thrower… Cat! NOW, YOU'RE JUST LIKE PUNK! DED!"

Did someone order a beaten up flambé hedgehog?

SS: "Well, that was fun to watch, and it certainly improved the ratings. Don't go anywhere Knuckles, our next guest is a close friend of yours."

K: "Whatever, I'm not interested, I gotta come back to Angel Island and…"

SS: "I said: stay here, Herman the Hermit!"

Where the hell did that come from?

Dark Spine Sonic announces.
DaSS: "Stand up infidels! Our last guest is none other than Miles "Tails" Prower! Which will perish just like all of you! FOR ALLAH!!"

Best introduction so far.

Tails is welcomed by the general commotion of the audience and the persistent growl of Knuckles.

SS: "Welcome T-Man!"

MTP: "Thank you Double S."

K: "Mmmpfh. At least it's his turn to be humiliated. Eh eh eh eh, I think I'm gonna enjoy this."

SS: "Miles "Tails" Prower. I watched your evolution as a character over the years…"

K: "Eh eh eh eh…"

SS: "And I must say, without any shadow of a doubt, that you are definitely the single…"

K: "Here we go…"

SS: "… COOLEST PERSON EVER! (After me of course)."

K: "HA! That's a… WHAT THE HELL!?"

MTP: "Thanks bro. I really appreciate it."

MTP and SS shares a Hip Hop handshake (or whatever it's called).

SS: "No, seriously. You are one the most original characters ever designed. You got those cool two tails of yours that let you fly, you build all those awesome machines that are way more original of the Eggman's. You also are a legendary creature of the Japanese folklore, a Kitsune, and you can keep up with Sonic. You had this interesting background: you never had a real childhood and stupid ignorant people considered you a freak and stuff…"

K: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A TWO TAILED FREAK WHO WHINES A LOT!"

MTP: "Errrr, Knuckles, even if I have 400 as I.Q. (which is 390 more than yours), I'm still 8 years old, so it's perfectly normal if I whine sometimes. Besides, it's better to be a man who's not afraid of showing his emotions instead of being a stubborn knuckle-headed assclown LIKE YOU!"

K: "SAY IT ON MY FACE! I DARE YOU!"

MTP: "I just did it Judge Dreads!"

K: "Grrrrrr! I'm gonna choke you with your own tails!"

MTP: "And I'm gonna turn your knuckle-head in a giant paperweight, so it's gonna be useful for once!"

SS: "Ooooooooooooooh, BURN!"
The crowd: "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Then Miles has an idea.

MTP: "Ehi, Knuckles! Someone in the crowd has stolen the Master Emerald!"

K: "WWWWHHHHAAAAAAT!? KNUCKLES SMASH!!"

And Knuckles starts beating the crowd senseless.

SS: "That was clever! But for now, our time ran off, so we shall depart. And just remember folks that in life there are winners…"

The camera close up on SS and Tails.

MTP: "…. And there are losers!"

The camera close up on an over infuriated Knuckles kicking old grannies and hot dog sellers into bleeding death.

SS: "We are Double S and The Tails… BE JEALOUS!"

The show went off.

?: "Sonic… Sonic? Are you with us?"

Sonic: "Is… Is the hypno-therapy or whatever-it's-called over?"

Eggman: "Yep. How do you feel?"

S: "I had this strange dream, you know? Some kind of a TV talk show with all my alter-egos and some other people… Phew, my head is a total mess isn't it?"

E: "DAMN RIGHT IT IS!"

S: "But… You know what? I feel much better now! I think I can handle my other personalities! Thanks doc, you're ain't that bad after all."

E: "I'm happy to hear it. Oh, and by the way… HERE'S MY HONORARIUM!"

S:"OVER 9000!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

E: "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
S: "You'll have to catch me, first!"

And Sonic turns into Hyper Sonic and run away at the speed of light!

HS: "Gotta go fast ta-na-na-na, gotta go fast ta-na-na-na, gotta go faster faster faster…"

E: "Grrrrrrrr! I'll get you for this, Sonic! Even if I'll have to chase you for the next 20 years or so with ridiculous and unoriginal self-made robots…. I'll GET YOU, HEDGEHOG!"

And so…. The legend begins.

Fin.