Kids
By: moonlightstar12
A/N: Yay! I'm happy that peoples like it! Thanks to Nagem Sehguh (your review made me laugh), uchiha-senna (^.^), gundamzbd36 (you'll find out in this chapter), and DemonFromThePast (thanks!) for reviewing and thanks to everybody who reads the story!
IMPORTANT!: I forgot to say what time period this was happening in this is happening in the time in the beginning of the time skip but Naruto and Sasuke haven't left the village.
Warning: SHONEN-AI! And a lot of OOC and OCs too.
Main Pairing: SasuNaru
Side Pairings: GaaNeji, ShikaCho, ShinoKiba, KakaIru
Summary: What happens when the Gaara, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, Kiba, Sasuke, and Naruto are sent on a recon mission and find 5 orphaned kids and the kids make them their parents?
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About half an hour later the group of eight plus five reached the gates of Konohagakure. The two guards who stationed there at the time greeted the shinobi normally at first, but then saw the five tag-a-longs with them.
"Who are they?" asked one of the guards.
"Survivors." Shino stated.
The guards eyed the children. The twins hid behind Naruto, Keiko buried her face in Gaara's chest, Rin glared at them, and Sora looked down. Seeing that they were no harm to the village, the guards opened the gate for them and the group headed straight for the Hokage Tower.
Naruto barged into Tsunade's office quite rudely, earning a glare from everyone else, and yelled "Tsunade-baachan! We found people from the village!" as loudly as possible. A paper weight aimed at his head was the reply.
"OW!" yelled Naruto as said paper weight hit it's target dead on. Sasuke smirked at him but then turned from him and to the loud voice coming from the other side of the office.
"What!?!?!" Tsunade yelled. She had been drinking sake at the time and was almost finished when a rather loud blond had barged into her office, interrupting her.
"What is it that you w-" Tsunade stopped midway in her rant when she heard five voices yelp loudly. She stopped yelling as soon as she heard this and asked, "What was that?" in astonishment.
"Us," said Rin as she stepped up and motioned for Sora, Keiko, Yuuka, and Yuuto to follow. They did as ordered.
Tsunade looked surprised at them and then looked up to Shikamaru, "Are they survivors?"
Shikamaru nodded. "Yeah. They were scattered all around the village when we went there. Me and Choji found Rin," Shikamaru pointed to the red head girl, "Sasuke and Naruto found Yuuka and Yuuto," he pointed to the twins, "Gaara and Neji found Keiko," he pointed to the orange haired girl, "and Shino and Kiba found Sora," he finished.
Tsunade looked both interested and annoyed at the same time. "Yes, and what does this have to do with anything?" she asked impatiently.
"Well…the kids say that we're there parents now," Shikamaru explained tiredly. "Troublesome" was heard being mumbled from Shikamaru's mouth.
Tsunade looked surprised again. "You're their parents?" she asked in astonishment. The shinobi all nodded and the children did the same.
Tsunade looked surprised for a few more seconds and then she burst out laughing. Shikamaru started mumbling again about "troublesome women" and how he "wished he was watching the clouds", Choji had started eating again and was too preoccupied, Sasuke's left eye was twitching in annoyance, Naruto was glaring childishly, Gaara was looking up at the sky with a 'why me?' expression on his face, Neji was also twitching, Shino didn't do anything, and Kiba had stopped paying attention long ago to see to Akamaru who had got startled from Tsunade's greeting. The children were also glaring at Tsunade who, as soon as she got the sight of them, laughed harder.
Shizune, who had entered the room after hearing Tsunade hit Naruto with the paper weight, tried to make Tsunade calm down from her laughing fit. A little while later, Shizune had finally accomplished her task. Tsunade calmed down but was still grinning.
"What's so funny?" Rin asked.
Tsunade looked down at the nine-year-old. "The idea of these eight being anybody's parents. Choji, Shino, and Gaara might make alright parents but even they wouldn't do a good job without a female helping them," Tsunade explained. The eight male shinobi just looked speechless.
The children looked mad and walked up to their respective parents.
"We don't-" started Yuuka.
"Want anyone-" continued Yuuto.
"Else other than Mama Naruto and Papa Sasuke!" they finished at the same time. Both Naruto and Sasuke looked extremely surprised at first but then smiled/grinned down at the twins.
"Yeah! Same goes for me and Kiba-kaa-san and Shino-tou-san!" Sora announced. Kiba laughed and Shino's face was hidden by his sunglasses but he was smiling at Sora.
"Me too with chichiue (1) Gaara and hahaue Neji" Keiko said. Both Gaara and Neji were surprised too but then smiled warmly at Keiko.
"Same for me with Oka-sama Choji and Otou-sama Shikamaru!" Rin said. Choji grinned at Rin and Shikamaru looked sort of proud.
Tsunade marveled at each of the children's sudden attachments to the people who found them, and then at said people. Then she snorted, "Fine, but I still do not trust them. Shikamaru Nara and Choji Akimichi. Your mission is to take care of Rin." Shikamaru and Choji yelled, "Hai!" in reply.
"Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. Your mission is to take care of Yuuka and Yuuto." Tsunade continued, looking over to the two shinobi. Sasuke said "Hai!" and Naruto yelled "Alright!" Tsunade smiled warmly at him and chuckled and then went on to the next people.
"Shino Aburame and Kiba Inuzuka. Your mission is to take care of Sora," she instructed. Kiba and Shino both yelled, "Hai!"
"And finally, Neji Hyuuga and Sabaku no Gaara. Your mission is to take care of Keiko. And we'll have to figure out a way to do this since Gaara is from another hidden village." Gaara and Neji both yelled "Hai" as well.
"Now, as I said before, I do not trust you to be able to take care of children without female guidance so Shikamaru and Choji, Ino Yamanaka will assist you. Shino and Kiba, Hinata Hyuuga will assist you. Neji and Gaara, Ten Ten will assist you. And Sasuke and Naruto, Sakura Haruno will assist you. Rock Lee is currently restricted from missions that led him outside of the village but I know that if he finds out about this mission he'll want to take part in it no matter what so he is in charge of assisting whoever he comes across inside the village," Tsunade said. As she said so, four shadows appeared next to her desk and another loud slamming open of the doors and the kunoichi of the rookie nine as well as the rest of Team Gai appeared in the office.
"Hai!" yelled all five of them. They must have heard what Tsunade had said.
Ino and Sakura raced up to the child they were supposed to be helping and immediately started fawning over how cute they were. Hinata approached more timidly but seemed just as excited to meet the child. Ten Ten looked happy too and came at normal speed while Lee just started yelled about how 'the new flames of YOUTH would bring happiness and joy to the village of Konoha' and other stuff like that.
After a few minutes of listening to the racket the ninja were making, Tsunade got a headache. She rubbed temples to try and make it go down, and failed miserably. A vein popped on her head and she yelled, "GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!" In a matter of seconds the room was cleared.
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Outside the tower, the large group of chunin, one genin, and five children all gathered around the third training field. Ino and Sakura were still fawning over Sora, Yuuka, and Yuuto, who were starting to get scared, and Lee was still going on about 'YOUTH'.
"Oh my god! So~ cute!" Sakura squealed as she looked at the twins adoringly. They looked weirdly at her and then up at their parents. Sasuke was glaring daggers at Sakura and Naruto was laughing to himself. The twins looked back to Sakura and asked in unison,
"Who are you?"
Sakura squealed again and said, "Sakura Haruno. I'm on a team with your parents." The twins blinked at her and then looked at their parents again for a sign of approval. Both boys nodded. The twins then turned back to Sakura and smiled.
"Aunt Sakura" they said and Sakura giggled.
Sasuke unconsciously growled under his breath and Sakura, luckily, didn't hear it. But Naruto did. He looked towards Sasuke in surprise, but Sasuke was too busy glaring at Sakura to notice.
If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Sasuke was getting jealous. I bet he is. Thought Naruto as he watched the scene play in enjoyment.
The twins, noticing there Papa's distress both turned from Sakura to Sasuke. The Uchiha stopped glaring at Sakura when he realized he was doing so and turned to the black haired twins who were now standing in front of him. Yuuka smiled at her Papa and hugged his leg. Yuuto grinned and did the same to his other leg.
Naruto, who suddenly felt left out, went over and kneeled down by Yuuto. The male twin let go of Sasuke and went over to Naruto and hugged him tightly. Naruto returned the embrace as Sasuke kneeled down and did the same to Yuuka. She returned the hug and then reached over to Yuuto who was with Naruto. She stretched her arms out and waved them wildly trying to reach him and then pouted when she couldn't. Sasuke saw this and was about to put Yuuka down so she could go to her brother but stopped when Yuuka tightened the grip she had on him and still reached out to her twin. Sasuke was confused at first but then realized that she wanted to go to her brother but still be with him so Sasuke scooted over closer to Naruto and Yuuto, close enough for the twins to be able to clasp hands without much effort. That also happened to be close enough so that Sasuke was sitting so close to Naruto that they're thighs were being pressed together and Sasuke was basically hovering over Naruto. Naruto blushed at this and was about to move over when Yuuto started to say, "Mama doesn't need to move."
"Yeah, Papa and Mama are fine like this, right?" Yuuka finished. Naruto's blush deepened and a very pale and almost non-existent blush appeared on Sasuke's pale face. No matter how flustered this made him, Naruto didn't want to disappoint the twins so he looked at Sasuke with a look that said 'Do-what-they-want' and Sasuke nodded reluctantly.
It's not like Sasuke didn't like the position they were in. Even though he hated- and I mean HATED – to admit it, he rather liked the way they were all positioned. With the children, he'd like it no matter how they were sitting if either one of them hugged him. With Naruto, on the other hand, he really didn't know what to think of it. He liked the way Naruto felt. He was really warm for some reason. A small part of him wished that he could do this more often yet that part was beaten down by common sense. Even though he and Naruto were Yuuka and Yuuto's parents now didn't change the fact that Naruto wasn't gay. At least…that's what he thought. Naruto had never shown any signs of being gay since he was always pinning after Sakura. Sasuke wondered if Naruto really was still going after her. He would have long ago given up yet the dobe was always persistent. Sasuke felt an unexpected pang of sadness at the idea of Naruto still trying to get Sakura but he quickly shoved that feeling aside and decided to continue to concentrate on the happy feeling of him being with his newfound family.
Sakura watched the scene with a large amount of jealousy. She was still infatuated with Sasuke and seeing the good little family picture the four of them made, made Sakura want to be Naruto at the moment. Knowing she couldn't do that, she went with the other want that came with her jealousy, which was to beat Naruto's head in. Once again, she stopped herself, knowing that if she hurt Naruto then the twins would be upset. Even if she didn't particularly like Naruto at the moment the kids were always a prime necessity to keep happy. It was her mission after all.
The others, who had been doing all types of different things during the period of time they had been there all turned to the little group of five which included a deeply blushing Naruto who was holding a quite happy looking Yuuto, who was holding onto both Naruto and his twin, who was holding onto a barely blushing Sasuke who was being squished together with the rest of them to make a big family looking thing and a little way's away seething, not very quietly by the way, but somehow, the little happy family didn't hear her.
Ino came over from playing with Rin, Shikamaru, and Choji and went to see what was wrong with Sakura, who was seething so much that she was close to tears. Hinata and Ten Ten came over to see what was wrong too, trying to help they're friend out.
As the girls went to the far side of the field to try and calm Sakura down the boys were conversing about Sasuke and Naruto's situation. Shikamaru was looking bored and uncaring as usual, Choji was smiling at them, Gaara was being passive but his eyes showed glints of humor and amusement in them, Neji was out right laughing at Sasuke, so was Kiba, and Shino's reaction was covered by his glass and collar. The children were paying more attention to the twins rather than they're parents. All three of the other children were happy for Yuuka and Yuuto since they could get they're parents to do something like that.
…Suddenly, they became a little jealous. Rin made a sign that the children had came up with back in they're old village that meant for them to come together. She walked away from her Oka-sama and Otou-sama and to a place a little ways away from the boys. Sora came first, sneaking away from his kaa-san and tou-san while Kiba was scolding Shino for being so silent all the time. Keiko had simply walked away from her chichiue and hahaue, Neji and Gaara were having a glaring contest, lastly, Rin signaled to the twins to come too. They're situation was bit harder to get out of but once Yuuto tried to get out of Naruto's grasp and Naruto ended up accidently dropping him lightly on the ground, Sasuke and Naruto started fretting over wither he was okay or not, and after seeing he was fine Sasuke had turned to Naruto and called his a clumsy idiot thus starting another one of their pointless arguments, the twins had been able to get away. Rin was starting to talk when Yuuka and Yuuto arrived and she always kept a watchful eye since she could feel Shikamaru and Choji's gazes on her and the others. Which is way she continued in a low whisper, "Hey Yuuka and Yuuto, that was nice, what you two did. Now I'm jealous I want to do something like that too," her voice turned playful at the last part. Yuuka grinned brightly and Yuuto smiled.
Sora smiled softly and continued with Rin's teasing, "Yeah, me too."
Keiko grinned happily and said, "Me three!" causing them all to laugh to themselves.
"So that settles it. We're gonna do something for our parents too. What should we do?" Rin asked.
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A/N: Hey! I hope I did this chapter right. Please tell me how I did. I don't think it's as good as the first chapter 'cause I made it up as I wrote it but maybe I'm wrong.
Anyway, can I get some ideas for what the children should do? I have no idea what to do with the rest of them so I need help! Please!
Please R&R!