Chapter 1: What The Fuck
(April's P.O.V.)
I open my eyes to see a bright light. Here hear voice just faint ones though. Wait voices? JULIENNE! I started to panic. I open my eyes wide and see Jul passed out next to me. I crawl over to her limp body. I shake her violently.
"JULIENNE! JULIENNE! WAKE UP!" I screamed right into her ear. Next thing I hear is...
"OKAY! OKAY! I'M UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She sits up and see the following surroundings: Cross in the ground, cross in the ground, cross in the ground, Lord Death, cross in the ground. Wait back it up, LORD DEATH!
"April your seeing this to? Right?"
"Sadly, yes Jul."
"Okay, so I'm not insane?"
...
"Not comment?" I say after 12 long moments.
"SERIOUSLY!" She screams.
"Hello! Hello! Waz Up! How Are You!" Lord Death butts in.
"NOT NOW LORD DEATH!" Jul and I both scream.
"Fuck..." I say.
"Hello, My name is April and this is my best idiotic friend Julienne."
"Well it's nice to meet you both. Um, Hello."
"So what are we going to do I mean if Lord Death is here then Dea-" I put my hand over her mouth before she could finish the sentence and smiled.
"So Lord Death, What do you think we should do now. I mean neither Jul or I know if we are weapons. So it would be kinda hard to join in on school."
"Well from how I see it now you, April, are a mister, and you friend Julienne is a weapon. Just try to have her transform and we will test my theory. Take her hand and think of a weapon you could use in a battle with."
"Okay?" Jul and I join hands and I think of the first weapon that comes to mind. Katana. I open my eye and my best friend is the exact same weapon I was thinking of. "Oh My God! What the fuck just happened! I mean she is a human NOT a weapon. What did I do to my best friend."
A bell rang.
"Well classes are out. I will have professor Stein come down to talk to you. You two girls will be in class A1 tomorrow."
Stein please report to the Death Room. Came over the intercom yet all I could think was What the hell did I get Jul and I into!