Title: Things I'm not allowed to do

Author: Ashray

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, and this just proves why it is better that I don't.

Summary: I have more things that I really shouldn't do. Some of the ideas are from MangaOtakuTB15 and fangs 1998.
Thanks to you for your ideas, and I'm glad that you ke it! ^_^

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Another 50 Things I Should't Do
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51. I will not call Ra a golden chicken (MangaOtakuTB15)

52. I will not summon an evil creature from the shadow realm and call it my pet

53. -And I will not feed it with agents.

54. -or Jehovah's Witnesses.

55. -or teachers.

56. Bungee jumping off the Kaiba building is against the rules, even if it isn't written anywhere.

57. If I even look ke I might sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" I will be sent to the shadow realm.

58. I shouldn't call Bakura a bunny (fangs1998)

59. -or fluffy. He doesn't ke it and might react with violence and aggression to it(fangs1998)

60. No matter how vast the uses and entertaining the results, I will not indulge in fun with duct tape.

61. -This goes double for superglue.

62. -I will give neither duct tape nor superglue as toys to Marik

63. -or Bakura.

64. -and I will not tell them what to do with them.

65. Sending love notes to Pegasus and signing them 'With Love, Yugi Mutou' is not appropriate.

66. -Neither is signing them with: 'I had a great time last night, Ma k Ishtar.'.

67. I will not to tell Kaiba that I know all about his affair with Ryou Bakura.

68. -Especially if it's not true.

69. -I also can't sell the story to the media.

70. -or post it in the internet.

71. No matter how much Marik's hair might annoy me, it is inappropriate to sneak into his room at night and shave it off.

72. -it is also not nice to make said hair into a wig and wear it to breakfast the next morning.

73. -Nobody cares that it makes me feel "pretty".

74. -or scary. He can and will try to murder me.

75. Zork's problem is not that "he needs to get laid".

76. -and I shouldn't try to get him a date with the pharaoh.

77. -or the thief king.

78. -or anyone else. No body kes him.

79. Zork's problem is also not that he needs a hug.

80. -and trying to do that could get you killed.

81. -so I shouldn't tell Anzu that Zork needs a hug

82. I will not melt if water is poured over me.

83. -Neither will Bakura.

84. -or any other Yami.

85. I will not call Yugi a midget (MangaOtakuTB15)

86. I will not call Yami pharaoh of midgets. (MangaOtakuTB15)

87. -or Yami will hunt me down with his cards and every monster from the shadow realm.

88. -Getting Bakura to call them midgets doesn't makes it any better.

89. -I will not call anyone shorter than Anzu midgets, period. (MangaOtakuTB15)

90. Coming up behind Yami while he and Bakura are glareing at each other and saying "Oh, go on and kiss him already!" is not funny.

91. -Even if Anzu does say, "Yes, I thought so too."

92. The human known as George W. Bush is not related to or working for Zork in any way, and I am to stop insinuating that he is.

93. I will not commit crimes and then say I was under the control of the millenniums rod.

94. I will not insult people and then say I was under the control Ma k's millenniums rod.

95. -I will not control people with the millenniums rod.

96. I am not allowed to sell nude pictures of the Hikaris on the internet.

97. -Giving the same pictures out for free is also frowned upon.

98. -I shouldn't even taking such pictures in the first place.

99. -I shouldn't use those pictures to blackmail the Hikaris.

100. -or their Yamis will hunt me down, steal my pictures and sent me to the shadow realm.

TBC...

I'm sorry it took me so long to upload, but my old computer crashed and I couldn't find my backups...