Tsuna present: The baby hitman Reborn...wait what I'm a mafia boss!?
Narrator
now lets recap on what happened here...because I still don't know what's going.
'I'm the home tutor Reborn'
Ok now...I still don't know what's going on
Tsuna blinked at the baby Reborn, who blinked back
"Eh?" Tsuna was not comprehending on what is going on
(narrator: your not the only one sister)
"Tsuna! Where is my seconds" Keroro croaked
"Tsuna-chan I ate your food and I want thirds" Tamama joined in.
Tsuna snapped out her shock and began getting Keroro and Tamama more food.
"Hold on a second guys!"she yelled then she looked back at the baby.
"you shouldn't go around and say that kid"
She walked pass Reborn, to the dinning room.
"It's not a joke. I'm here to teach you" he called out.
Tsuna didn't lisen as she entered the dinning room. She set the two plates to the Sergeant and the Private second class. As the two frog stuff their faces again. Tsuna sat back down and stares at the empty plate. Lance Corporal Dororo notices a troubling look on Tsuna face.
"Tsunahime is something troubling you?"
Tsuna looked at her friends (Except keroro and tamama) looking at her.
"There is a baby in the kitchen saying is my home tutor. Did you any of you let in the baby?"
Before anyone could say anything, Tsuna felt something on her head.
"Caiossu" Reborn squeaked out his greeting from on top of Tsuna head.
Tsuna and the Armpit Platoon looked at the Reborn. Giroro snapped out his shock state and took action. He jumped on the table and pointed his gun at Reborn.
"Who the hell are you and why are you on Lady Tsuna head!?" he demanded.
"I'm Reborn, Tsunahime home tutor" he claimed.
"And her hair is soft and fluffy"
Reborn jumps down from tsuan head.
"Now then" Reborn tilts his fedora down and points a green gun at the red frog
"Where is Sawada Nana?" he demanded "And what are you?"
The atmosphere became tense. Then...
"Oh no" Tsuna stood up causing every one but reborn to jump.
"School is about to start!"
She quickly took off her cute chibi Armpit Platoon apron, grabbed her school stuff and bento. Then she ran out the door. Reborn and the frogs stared after her.
"If you excuse me, I have to catch up to my student."
Before the Keroro platoon could do anything, reborn disappeared.
"Gah Where did he go!?" Giroro yelled
"Ku-ku-ku that is no ordinary pekonian baby"
"He went after Tsunahime!" Dororo exclaimed
"Kero!?"
" Sergeant! What do we do" Tamama asked
Keroro though for a moment
"If the Pekonian gets Tsuna, then he'll take away Tsuna, if tsuna is not here then I wont get no allowance,*gasp* if I don't get my allowance then a cant buy no gundams" keroro thought.
(Narrator: real?)
Keroro jumps down from the table and gave out his orders.
"Tamama call Momotaro (male Momaka),Kululu call Saburo and tell about the strange Pekopon infant."
"Sir yes sir"
"Ku-ku-ku"
"Then we will attack the pekopon and save Tsuna" Kero yelled
"Keroro Platoon Charge!"
Keroro, Giroro, Tamama and Kululu charged out of the Sawada house hold. Leaving behind Dororo.
"Hey guys do want me to warn Akiyuki (maleKiyuki) too?...guys"
Narrator:
Now lets go to our heroine. You see Sawada Tsunahime was in a hurry that she ran over Mochida the schools Kendo captain.
Don't worry he'll come up soon.
He was about to ask a Sasagawa Kyoko out on a date for the tenth time. While Kurokawa Hana the best friend of Sasagawa, glared at Mochida. But Tsuna ran over him, then a boy with grey-blue feathery hair ran over the run over Mochida who is chasing after Tsuna, after that a boy with long hair tie by a red ribbon jumped on Mochida head then ninja jumped after Tsuna, and last a boy with a yellow beanie hat and white slivery hair calming walk on Mochida and head on to school. Hana saw the opportunity to sneak away with Kyoko.
Lets go to the odd baby.
Reborn studied his student from the trees. Then he looked at the Info that was given to him from the girls father. It was crap. He didn't see a Dame girl, but a normal girl with average grades. And it didn't say on the info that alien like frogs living with Tsunahime. Reborn was bothered on those frogs and No sign of Sawada Nana. He watch closely on Tsuna who was doodling on her notebook on her break.
"My headphones are the best. Lets change the background after this (kukuku) Tsuna sang softly as she drawing Kululu.
"The Cd on the right has dangerous data. The on the left has a hidden movie (want to see it)?" A certain baseball star glanced at the brunette and grinned at her song.
"I can read any kind of data.I only care about you when I want to. I'm very hard to get along with. I've been naughty ever since I was little.)
A feathery hair boy sighs dreamily at Tsuna from the corner of the class room and a boy with cat like face hummed along with tsuna singing form Tsuna left.
"I'm still naughty even after growing up (kuku) I fear honest and pure people the most." Two girl came up from behind Tsuna. They stop and listen.
"YOu should be careful of annoying emails, I'll secretly laugh at you when I walk by. (kukuku). Come you spiral-like viruses My personality is dark? Who cares what you think. (kukukuku)"
Tsuna finished her drawing of Kululu.
"Sergeant Major Kululu, Complete!"
She smiled at her job well done, then she heard giggling behind her, causing her to tense up a bit. She turn her head to she Sasagawa Kyoko and Kurokawa Hana.
"Sawada-san right?" Kyoko asked
Tsuna didn't say anything but nod and sweated a bit.
"That a silly song"
Tsuna didn't know what to say. She was confused on why the schools idol is talking to her... did she owe her money? Kurokawa saw nervously and confusion on Tsuna face.
"What Kyoko-Chan mean, is thank you for running over Mochida this morning.
Narrator: say what now? You lost me there.
"you're not the only one " Tsuna thought.
"YOu see that kendo monkey king has been harassing kyoko for weeks now and wont leave her alone" And his was making us late to school. So not only we thanking you for stepping on the kendo monkey but also not getting bitten to death by Hibari"
Narrator: Wait bitten to death...WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL IS THIS!?
"ah...s-sure no problem."
Kyoko beamed at the nervous girl and asked
"would you like to eat lunch with us?"
Tsuna tense even more.
"ah...er..no thank you...I... have to do something later on...but thanks for the invite...maybe another time."
"Okay then next time then" Kyoko said as both girls left Tsuna alone. Tsuna quickly got and left the classroom to the bathroom. She washed her face with cool water. When she was done she dried her face off and breath to calm herself down.
"Why didn't you join those girls" a voice above her said. Tsuna jumped and looked to see Reborn.
"Eh!? What are you doing up there" Tsuna plop him out of her hair, and held him gently by the armpits. like he was some kind of puppy.
"Why are you here" she asked him, she held Reborn closer to her right arm like holding a baby and walked out of the girls restroom.
"I came to school." Reborn said "Why don't you join those girls to lunch?"
"er..."
Narrator: Here let me explain, In the character bio on Tsunahime Sawada, she has slight fear of girls because of a childhood incident.
"Shut up " she yell in her mind
"Tsunahime!"
Tsuna turned aournd to see her friend Momotaro Nishizawa.
"Are you ok? You left the class in a rush" Momotaro asked shyly.
Tsuna was touched on her friends concern and without her knowing hugged Reborn a little close to her chest.
"Thank you for your concern Momotaro, but I'm fine" tsuna smiled at him
"Oh my she smiling at me. ME! We are meant to be. Mrs. Nishizawa Tsunahime. That's a nice ring to it. Oh are kids are going to be beautiful. Dozen and dozen kids."
While Momotaro was thinking about Tsuna and him together doing this and that. Reborn seem to know what Momotaro is thinking.
Narrator: Hey I'm the only one to do that!?
"Ciaossu" Reborn greeted
Momotaro snapped out of his thought and saw reborn in his Tsuna arms.
"WHO THE HELL IS THIS BART IN MY HIME ARMS" dark momtaro yell inside, but in the outside
"oh is this little guy"
"I'm Reborn"
"Oh this is Reborn that Tamama warn me about" the sweet Momotaro thought
"WHO THE HELL CARES! I WANT TO KNOW WHY IS HE CLOSE TO HIMES WELL DEVELOPED BREST!?" dark momotaro screamed
Reborn read him like a book snuggled in more in Tsuna boobs with a smirk.
"Well it's nice to meet you Reborn" Momotaro said nicely while his right eye twitched with anger.
"So momotaro, Mutsumi wants a meeting at the club today. Are you going to be there?
"Yes, I'll always be there for you my love" he said the last part fast.
"What was that?"
"Nothing nothing."
Then the school bell rang
"Shoot!tsuna puts Reborn down and grab Momotaro hand and race back to class. Momotaro looked at Reborn with a smug look and stuck his tongue out.
After school
Tsuna smiled at her club members.
"Ok the meeting about to begin time for roll call, Nishizawa Momotaro"
"H-here"
"Saburo Mustsumi"
"Yo"
"And Azumaya Akiyuki"
"*giggles* Here!"
"Alight then lets start the meeting"
While in the Paranormal Club members show concern of the friend about this 'reborn'. The said subject was spying on them. Then Reborn dodged shurikens that aimed at him from no where. Then he dodged some bullets, hyper beams and more shurikens. Reborn couldn't see his enemies but he could sense them around him. Reborn smirk as he pulled out a green gun.
Later
"I'm home." Tsuna called out as took off her shoes. She went to the living to see...
"Oh no!"
The Keroro Platoon where beaten down like they came out of war. Tsuna panicked
"What happen!?"
After bandaged her frog friends.
"Now what happened" Tsuna put the first aid kit away.
"He was so strong" Goiroro grunted out
"He is well skilled" dororo said calmly
"Kero my face hurts"
"Haaaa" foam still coming out from Tamama mouth.
"Kukuku he saw though us while we were invisible."
Tsuna was confused on who 'he' was?
"Ciaossu"
Tsuna jumped and turn around to see Reborn on the table.
"Hieeee!?"
Reborn jumped up and kicked her in the head
"owww!"
"Wow" Reborn took out a black suitcase while the Armpit Platoon and Tsuna watched him. Reborn took a rifle out and point it at the frogs.
"Leave this is a privet matter"
Tsuna got between her frineds and Reborn.
"No their family, if you have something to say you can say it in front of them"
Reborn looked at her and withdrew his weapon. His student is bold. A good trait.
"My real line of work is assassination" Reborn started. Tsuna and The frogs looked at him in shock.
"My real job is to make you into a Mafia Boss.
Narrator: dan dan dah...
The next morning...
"A big and round UFO. They look like windows but they're just holes" Tsuna sang as she drawing Keroro, trying to clear her mind on what happened last night.
Narrator: Flashback!
"what!? Me!?" Tsuna was in shocked
"I was assigned by the 9th of the vongola family to come and train you to be 10th." reborn said
"But I cant be the only one, cant you find some one else."
"Surely there is some one else, that can take Tsunahime place" Dororo did not like where this is going.
"They were. The 1st Enrico, was shot in a feud, 2nd Matsumo had his feet clad in cement sneakers and the 3rd Federico was kidnapped and come back in bones." Reborn showed them of the dead men. Then frogs and Tsuns paled at it.
"YOu don't have to show me the pictures!" tsuna yelled out.
"Ku-ku-ku-ku why is our dear Tsunahime involved in the mafia"
"The first Vongola retried early and came to Japan, where he had children, he was your great, great, great grandfather on your father side."
The living room turn cold and dark auras covered the frogs. Reborn notice but ignored it for now.
"This makes you a Vongola by blood and last legitimate heir to the title of 10th" He explains showing them the family tree of the Vongola.
Narrator: end of flashback
Tsunahime became very stressed and uneasy.
"YOu can see Pekopon from there. I took a U-turn as a detour to buy gunpla"
"Sawada Tsunahime?" Tsuna looked up to see some boys beside her.
"Mochida-Sempai want you at the gym"
"Huh? Why"
"He challenge you to Kendo match"
Narrator: You know that Tsunahime ran over
"There a lot of people here" she said seeing the filled gym. Girls started to talk about her
"I heard that sawada took kyoko away from mochida"
"I heard she beat him up"
and so on and so on
"There you are you Bitch" Mochida called out
Narrator: Mochida made a bad move there. He just angered a bio-polar boy and few frogs that heard what going on.
While Mochida blabbed on Tsuna saw her the armpit platoon,
"If you cant , then I win. The prize id Kyoko.
Tsuna snapped out of it and looked at the smug boy.
"Prize" Hana and Kyoko yelled.
Mochida thought he had this in the bag, but what caught him off guard when Tsuna asked.
"Are you a hentai"
Mochida choked on his own spit.
"What no! YOu ran over me and took Kyoko" he yelled
"Oh so your a closet masochist"
"Noooo!"
"Pervert"
"no!"
"Stalker"
"WHAT THE HELL!? NO!"
"..."
"..."
"Pervert Stalker?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND FIGHT"
The ref started the match. Mochida charged at Tsuna, which she dodged. Then she started to sing a toon.
"Um.. aren't you all forgetting someone. My eyes are actually the same as keroro-kuns. I eat with chopsticks. the spork is evil invention"
Tsuna dodge and blocked Mochida with wooden sword.
" is number one in Japan. Walking silently like a ninja..."
Mochida was getting frustrated because of tsuna singing and dodging. NO matter how many time he try to hit her, she would deflected and dodge while singing. Then tsuna started to attack him.
"Wars on my west, disaster on my east"
Clearly she got a ippon ,but the ref didn't rise the flag.
"I got a ippon "
"I didn't see"
"hmmmm"
Tsuna dodge another attack. Then she continued to sing.
"Ninja art, wind of disaster" Mochida let his guard down and tsuna strike.
"Toya!"
Mochida was beaten down by Tsuna.
"The bright shuriken is only for peace...eh I won?"
"Winner Sawada" The ref cried out in shocked as he raise the flag.
Soon the ref roused the flag, people crowed her, but she ignored them and looked up at the armpit platoon cheered at her causing her to smile at them.
Unknown to her and her friends Reborn watch them.
Next on The Pekopon Mafia Princess Name Tsuna
Dororo:Dororo here. The wind of disaster is here, and soon the storm will come. Who is this strange new pekonain in Tsunahime class. He seem like trouble. I hope he not in Reborn mafia tricks to harm Tsunahime.
Keroro:Alright that enough out of you hippie. Next time Dororo present: Strom of the smoking bomb Gokudera Hayato. And why is Tsunahime in her underwear.
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