/authors note/
This took me3 days and I still don't really like it :/

"pearl why did you say don't talk to me or my son ever again when we left the cave?" Steven asked as they walked into they're dumbass house "cause its a meme you fucking normie" she said angrily running into a hole in the wall "wot" he said as the hole in the wall disappeared.

/authors note/
Here's the meme
/memes/dont-talk-to-me-or-my-son-ever-again?full=1

It has been over 9000 weeks since the last paragraph and pearl hasn't been seen since she walked through the random hole in the wall. So steven now is at the cave where he met the homeless guy that he called moose tits and as he walked into the cave to defeat the self proclaimed king of all Britons he thought about all the times over the past 9001 weeks that moose tits ran around the town yelling and slapping his balls with a rolled up newspaper. Just yesterday he broke into Stevens house and rubbed his balls in Stevens face while he was shoving the newspaper down Stevens throat and so he finally decided to end his reign of terror.

So was sitting on his toilet/royal throne when a fat manchild walked into his cave and so he said "who DARES to disturb moose tits wielder of the magic purple dildo and KING of all Britons, rolled up newspapers and of YOU"

But Steven didn't say anything as he charged at him with his shield but moose tits dodged the charging manchild and pulled his purple dildo out of his hat and pointed it at Steven "I don't wanna hurt you kid" said "just back off before you gets hurt" he continued. But Steven was out for blood and he charged again he hit moose right in the face with hos shield.

"REEEEEEEEEEEE" moose tits yelled as he pressed a button on the back of the dildo as the dildo started to grow bigger moose said "muhuhuhaha ur to late faggot I win" but Steven just stood there confused "wot" he said as the purple dildo got bigger "my dildo is going to kill everyone dumbass" moose tits said as the big long dildo flew out of the cave of newspapers so Steven bonked(tm) moose tits on the head and ran out to save the world from the big, long, purple dildo.

THE END
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