6. I will not use magic in the arena.

Katniss crept slowly through the jungle towards her next victim, wand in hand. Then she saw Peeta standing in a clearing and jumped out at him.

"Reducto!" she screamed before Peeta could react, magic shot out of her wand and blasted Peeta.

"How do you like that bread boy!" she jeered, just then she heard the faint crack of a twig breaking. She whirled around and saw Finnick with his wand pointed right at her.

"Stupefy!" he yelled sending the stun spell towards her.

"Protego!" she countered, shielding herself from Finnick's spell.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" shouted Katniss before Finnick could cast another spell.

"Stop it Katniss, we're supposed to be dueling not playing," begged Finnick as he stood midair.

"Fine," said Katniss as she dropped him to the floor. Before he could get up Johanna popped up.

"Sectum Sempra!" she shouted and took Finnick out.

"Expelliarmus!" said Katniss.

"Avada Kadavra!" hissed Johanna as her green beam met with Katniss's red beam.

7. Katniss is a symbolic mockingjay, she can't fly.

Katniss had climbed to the top of the tallest tree before the lightning started.

"Katniss this is a bad idea," remarked Peeta from down below.

"Yeah, when we said you were the Mockingjay we meant you existed even though the Capitol didn't want you to," explained Finnick.

"Idiots I will show all of you! I am Katniss Everdeen and I can fly!" shrieked Katniss as she jumped off the tree and began to flap her arms.

"Catch me now President Snow..." said Katniss as she fell down and crashed into the forest floor.

"That's going to leave a mark," commented Johanna while Peeta and Finnick shuck their heads in agreement.

8. I will not suspect that Effie is really Lady Gaga.

"Hey Effie, I've got a question," said Peeta as they sat and watched the ratings on TV.

"Ask away Peeta honey," replied Effie as she turned towards him. Her powdered white face made her look like a ghost and her golden hair looked like it had been welded on in some sick coin press.

"Are you hiding something from us?" asked Peeta.

"No silly," she responded.

"So you are Lady Gaga! OMG you have to sing Bad Romance!" exclaimed Peeta.

"Let her sing Just Dance or Edge of Glory!" squealed Katniss in excitement. Effie looked at them both in an 'your freaking me out' like stare. Who the h e double hockey sticks was Lady Gaga, she thought.

9. I will not settle the Gale-Peeta conflict with a lightsaber duel.

There was excitement all over the Capitol, no more Team Peeta or Team Gale, it all ended tonight.

"Katniss would be better off with me, I'll bake her pies!" shouted Peeta as he ignited his purple lightsaber.

"Well at least I'm not a dumb blond, or gay!" snapped Gale as he turned on his green lightsaber and began to fight. Just before he could land a blow Peeta jumped up and did a triple roll in the air.

"Die Gale!" shrieked Peeta as he tried to decapitate Gale who was lucky enough to summersault away from the blow.

"Come on hit each other!" yelled Katniss from the sidelines as she munched on popcorn and cotton candy. At that Gale and Peeta clashed lightsabers which sizzled as the green and purple mixed to become a sickly color that reminded them of Caesar Flickerman.

"I will end you!" screamed Gale as he extended his hand in a air chuck hold which made Peeta gasp for air as the force suffocated the air out of him.

"Fool!" hissed Peeta as he let out a storm of Sith Lightning from his hand which Gale blocked with his lightsaber. Then all of the sudden Darth Maul jumped into the ring and ignited his double bladed red lighsaber.

"Don't you know that the Dark Side has cookies!" laughed Darth Maul as he stabbed Gale and Peeta.

"I win," the sith lord said as he grabbed Katniss and fled to a galaxy far, far away.

10. I will not make my own Hunger Games swears.

"Haymitch's buttcrack!" exclaimed Johanna.

"Son of a jabberjay!" yelled Finnick.

"Cato's nipple!" screamed Peeta.

"Tracker Jacker Bogies!" cursed Katniss.

"Effie's sock!"

"Wolf Mutt crotch!"

"District bum!"

"Mockingjay turds!"

"Your mother is a (bleep) ing (bleep) lorimipsem (bleep) abniunium (bleep) Tttlagulaf (bleep) Tyrannosaurus (bleep) President Snow (bleep) Jennifer Lawerence (bleep) with a bucket of (bleep) in District 12 (bleep) Primrose Everdeen (bleep) with a bow and arrow (bleep) Alacazam!" (A/N: All of these swears inspired by Potter Puppet Pals "Wizard Swears". I don't own them just gave them a THG twist :P)

Again I own nothing, hope you guys found it funny!