(Name) sighed. "The second day of school," she said standing next to the parking lot while looking around. "Where the hell is Tif? Why the hell did she tell me to meet her here when she's not here herself?"

A motorcycle pulls up in the teacher parking lot. He stops in front of her. ("Who is this?") The driver took off its helmet. (Name) glares at the person who's in front of her while he sigh.

"Why couldn't you be absent today? I don't feel like looking at your face," Ginpachi told her. "Excuse me why would I be absent on the second day of school? That's stupid. And if you didn't feel like looking at my face. You could have just stayed home today."

"Shut up." WHACK! Ginpachi smacks her on the head with a Manga. "You can't do that!" She told him. "I said shut up. Respect your Sensei." She roll her eyes. "No, because before school hours, you're not the boss of me."

"You're right, I'm not. That means I can say and do what the hell I want miss smart ass." She sucks her teeth. "Whatever. That's a nice bike. Where did you get it from?" She asked. Ginpachi

unwraps a lollipop. "Little girl, don't ask me questions. I brought it if want to know," he told her. "Yeah right." Ginpachi blew smoke in her face. "Damn, that's stinks," she said fanning the smoke out her face.

"Just enjoy shit again and I'll give you detention. Damn brat." He twists both handles driving off. "Oh yeah, well you are a-" She sighed. "Oh forget it." (Name) turns around then walks into school. She see Tif standing by the lockers. "Tif where were you? I have been outside by the parking lot. You told me to meet you there yesterday."

"Oh yeah I forgot, sorry," she told her. "Sorry? That's all you got? Because of you not showing. I ran into that damn Ginpachi. He was riding a motorcycle, talking cash shit and he hit me with a bleach Manga," (Name) complained. "A motorcycle? How did he look? Bad ass or sexy?" (Name) gave her a mean look. Tif laugh. "Okay I'm sorry. Come on let's go to class," Tif said pulling (Name).

The students stood outside the classroom. Other classes were about to start but their Sensei is nowhere in to be found.

"Where is Ginpachi Sensei?" Shinpachi asked. "He's late. I'm getting pissed and soon I'm going to need to smoke," Hijikata said. "We have been standing out here for 15 minutes. And the bell is going to ring. See, this is why I didn't want to be in his class," (Name) said. "He could at least unlock the door so we could sit down. But he didn't," Shinpachi said. "I'm getting hungry... Where is this dork?" Kagura asked. "Kagura-chan, it's nowhere near lunch time," Shinpachi told her. The late bell rang. "Oh great. The damn bell just rung. And still no Ginpachi in sight. I can't stand him," (Name) said.

"I can't stand you neither," Ginpachi said walking over to the door.

"Finally."

"What took you so long?"

"What the hell man?!"

"My legs were falling asleep."

"You had us sitting here waiting for you."

"You're so slow!"

Ginpachi unlocks the door then stare at his class while they complain. "Shut up and take your seats!" The students walks in then sits at their desks. "And stop asking me about my business. I come when I feel like it."

"Question. Do you have a teachers degree?" Shinpachi asked. "Why is your hair sliver? Hair dye right?" Katsura asked. "Why the hell am I here?" (Name) asked. "Can I eat my snacks? And you look weird. Why is that? You weirdo," Kagura said. "Is that a cigarette? If it is, let me get a puff," Toushi asked. "When is homeroom over? I want to leave, now. And I'm not playing," Sougo said. "How old are you?" Kondou asked. "Do you have a girlfriend?" Sa-chan and Tif asked.

Ginpachi sighed. "What did I just say?! Fine I'll tell you. 1. Yes I have a degree you glasses wearing nerd," he said. "But you wear glasses too," Shinpachi said. "Shut up. 2. Ask my Dad or Mom why my hair is silver. If you can find them. 3. I don't know you are here (Last Name) I hate looking at you. 4. No eating in my class. 5. This isn't a cigarette is a lollipop. 6. Homeroom is over when I say get the hell out. 7. My age is none of your damn business. 8. My personal life is none of your business again got it? Oh. Just to let you brats know, all of you are late!"

"What? No way. You're the one who didn't open the door. Look what time you came in!" Shinpachi shouted. Ginpachi sat on his desk. "So what? Who fault is that?" He asked. "YOU'RES!" The student shouted. "That's not fair! You came in late too," Kagura told him. "So? I'm the teacher, that doesn't count."

"Yes it does!" Toushi shouted. "Ginpachi Sensei you can't do this, no one came in late," (Name) told him. "Ginpachi Sensei you can't do this, no one blah blah blah shut up! Like I said you're all late. You should have came in and sat down before the late bell ringed."

"THE DOOR WAS LOCKED!" They shouted. Ginpachi scratches his nails on the chalkboard, causing the students to cover their ears. "Shut up! Its time for me to take attendance so be quiet. Sarutobi?"

"Right here. And I love what you are wearing today." Everyone looks at her. "Kiss ass," Sougo said. The class laugh at her. Ginpachi shook his head then sigh. "Shinpachi? Okay glasses is present. Hiji whatever?" He asked. "Sensei, it's Hijikata," Toushi said correcting him. "So?" Ginpachi said. "So? What do you mean so?"

"Next! Tif?" He asked. "Right here!" She shouted, looking excited. "I like your hair!" Ginpachi sighed. "Not another nut job. Next, Kagura?" She stood up. "Here!" She shouted while eating something. "What did I say about eating in my class?! Bring me the dingo's." Kagura gave him her box full of food. He ate one saying then called the next name. "Zura?"

"It's Katsura," Katsura corrected him. "Well, I have Zura on this paper," he said. "But it's Katsura, not Zura," Katsura said. "So? For now on you're Zura," he told him. "It's not Zura, it's Katsu-"

"Quiet! Sougo? Sougo?" He repeated while looking around. Sougo has a sleep mask on his face with his head leaning on the back of the chair. Ginpachi threw some chalk at him. Sougo sat up while looking around. "What's happening?" He asked. "No sleeping in my class! Lastly, Kondou?" He raise his hand. "Right here," he said. "Who let this gorilla in my class?" Ginpachi asked. "Hey! I'm not a gorilla. I was here yesterday, didn't you see me? He asked. "Huh, you said something? I wasn't listening Gorilla."

"It's Kondou!" He shouted. "Umm excuse me Sensei. You didn't call my name?" (Name) asked. "Oh yeah... You. Miss smart ass. I marked you present," he told her. "But you didn't call my name," she said. "I didn't need to. I saw your ugly face in the parking lot before school started. Now everyone body just shut up and wait for the bell to ring for first period."

Ginpachi picks up his jump magazine. As soon as he sat down the bell rings. "Alright get the hell out."