FALLING IN

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Chapter 2

So I was running unfortunately I could also hear who ever those people were following behind me but I was ahead, all was going well until Smack I fell.

I still remember just how bloody stupid I felt lying there in the dirt but the stupid feeling didn't last that long coze um I had and incredibly sharp, cold sword touching the back of my neck, oh what a wonderful feeling (note the sarcasm) but what was even better was the feeling to complete terror, these guys had weapons oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, breath, breath .

(Weren't they such original thoughts? Then I decided to talk. Mmm not a good idea) "who the fuck are you and point that fucking thing a way from me." And yeah I know not exactly the smartest to say considering the extremely pointy, heavy, steal object that was currently pointed at my neck but I wasn't exactly thinking straight and it really didn't matter what I said coze my mouth was full of grass (there might have been a bit of dirt in there to yum yum) so all that came out omokdatda or something like that anyway. I think the guy got that I was kinder pissed coze the next thing I know I'm being roughly puled up from the ground, with the meter long knife at my neck well actually I think I was a sword but hay same diff' then the guy was talking and shit his voice was freaky. I was like all silky and smooth but totally freaky and cold and well yuck. "Who are you and what are you doing in my lands". (man he needs a new line I mean what was this some frigging old horror movie or what? Bloody freak)

I couldn't help it really I couldn't "what's it to you, you basted". And hear comes the freaky voice again " I do not think you are in any position to insult me for although it seems to have eluded you that not only are you my captive but you are also a mere woman You Will show me respect". And here I go again " shut up you chauvinistic pig I mean what is this the dark age I mean who the fuck do you think you are the king?"

(during this speech the guys face had been steadily growing more and more red until he finally cracked and slapped me hard across the face and let me tell you if this guys eardrums were at all sensitive then he would have regrated it.) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you BASTARD YOU FUCKING BASTARD (I actually think that I broke my vocal cords coze let me tell you I yelled bloody loud) HOW DARE YOU HIT ME I MEAN, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE (aaaaaaahh man I tell you what I'll never forget the guys face oh but the he probably thought that hitting me would shut me up, well I was never one keeping my temper.)

Then smack oh wow black again (I think that I must have broken some record for the number of times you can black out in one day) any way the next thing I remember is the smell of horse mixed with leather and the incredible pain in my head and ribs. Then I realised I was tied side ways to a HORSE now all I wonted to do, was to Kill the dude who tied me to this dam horse, but the guy got smart and gagged me.

Shit I was mad and I mean mad the problem was I couldn't do anything about it.

I stayed like that for THREE fucking days you could say I was kind of mad and bord and mad and bord and yes well any way I really only had one way of entertaining my self, my mind (this is the part were you run coze no body wont's to see what's in my mind.) so I um came up with as may ways I could slows and painfully kill the two guys (did I mention the there were only two?) I'll give you a few examples are getting a stick and making one of them sit on it until goes though to his brain or maybe getting knife, then skinning one or maybe both of them alive and use there gut to string a guitar.

Yes well my mind is a delightful place to live isn't it?

So I'm lying there coming up with wonderful and entertaining ways to kill these guys (oh and this was after I'd given up on escaping as was a rather depressing subject.) when I heard this noses and the next thing I know there's this massive sword fight and it was fucking gross the was like blood every where these people dieing every where but that wasn't the worst part, no the worst thing was this guy with blond hair, well actually most of the guys who were fighting had blond hair but this guy he was waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to perfect it was gross, I mean everyone else was covered in blood but this one guy and he was too good a fighting it was just well gross there's know other way to describe it he was just yuck.

Then when this "way to perfect guy" and his side kicks had killed my bad captors he walked up to me and said, " My Lady I hope you all right and that you were not to disturbed by my valent deeds of bravery and will let me escort he back to my land and I shall accept your thanks for my saving you "

Now all of this was said in this high and mighty voice that suggested he was TOTALLY up him self so of cause I couldn't keep my mouth shut and beside this guy really pissed me off. "What the fuck do you mean "YOUR VALEANT DEEDS" in case you hadn't noticed you weren't the only one fighting out there and for gods sake there were only to guys and there like fifty of you and who says I wonted to be saved anyway and who the fuck were those guys that were keeping me "captive" and who are you? The king?"

I'd said all of this in one breath so I had to take a breath and there was silence every single one of these guys (and yes they were all men) mouths were hanging slightly open, but the silence didn't last long coze I don't think mister perfect liked being insulted. "How Dare You Talk To ME Like That I Am PRINCE Legolas Greenleaf, the third son in line for the kingdom of Mirkwood, You Would do Well to treat Me with RESPECT." Well if you thought this guy had pissed me off before that was nothing to how I was feeling now. "I don't give a Shit who you are you're a Fucking Moron and you still haven't told me who those assholes were." Well Mister Princey got really mad after that and yelled something at his men who grabbed the reins of my horse (did I mention that I WAS STILL tided to that bloody horse) and we started walking.

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