"My god Jaiicee, do I have to sue you for blackmail?" Matt said, as he got out a cigarette and lit it up.

Jaiicee gave the cigarettes a dissaproving look and then looked into the eyes of her pry. "Actually, Mello I want to speak to you later, alone."

Beyond wolf whisteled, gaining himself another treathening look of grinned and started poking his brother with the knife, "Drop the knife back-up" L had said.

"Call me back-up again and you will experience it" Beyond treathend, poking his brother again with the knife.

Mello decided to give no more attention to the twins, his own experience being traumatizing enough.

"Jaiicee are you ki-"

His words silenced as the seductive girl near him put her index finger on his lips, "Sshh" she winked and looked over to Matt, he who felt like stranggling the girl for reasons that were even beyond him.

The girl continued "Mels, this has nothing to do with you...well, maybe a bit,"

Normally, Mello would have already shot the woman (okay, thats what he always implied, but the biggest thing he had done when someone called him "Mels" was throw his Gameboy in the bathtub.)

"Matt, this is about you."

"Oh here it comes" Matt teased.

"I have to say it fast before she comes,"

"Well say it"

"Ask my sister out"

This caused Matt to almost choke on his cigarette, if such thing was possible.

Beyond and Lawliet started laughing, and Mello just blinked.

"Oh fuck no" Matt said with all his heart.

"Oh come ON."

"No"

"Like, Matt, dont be an ass"

"Still a no"

"Matt."

"Not gonna happen."

Jaiicee looked over to the other guys, Beyond was first to speak. "What? he`s fully and utterly right, sorr Jaiicee but I cant see, HIM" He pointed to Matt. "With...HER" he pointed at the door.

"I more see him with Mello, also, for Janice`s and our own sanity, dont do it" Lawliet added.

"I will show everyone the pi-"

"You wouldnt" Matt said.

"Oh yes I would" Janice assured.

"Dont be a bitch." Beyond stated, as he licked his knife.

Jaiicee gave him A Look.

Why are girls soo...soo...whats the right word? Matt tought "I honestly dont care, do as you wish"

"Oh Ma-aaatt!" Janice yammered, she yelped as she felt the blonde infront of her grabbing her shoulders. "Janice," Mello warned.

Obnoxious? No, "Right, im going to the bathroom alright?" he yawned and walked out of the room. Why did he say no? whenever he got the chance he would make-out with a girl, why was this different? maybe it was her can blame Jaiicee for giving Matt such a bad impression on the twins, or maybe it was something else? and why the hell did it bother him soo much that Jaiicee was soo close to Mello? Damn...

He was to tired and instead of wricking his brains he lit up another cigarette.

-Meanwhile, in Jaiicee`s and Janice`s and Linda`s and Nina`s room. As Know As=Hell`s dorm-

"Gosh Mello, what is going on between you two?" She said with a flirty tone, she wrapped her arms around Mello`s neck and eyed him from head to toe in a seductive way, and it wasnt the I-want-to-let-you-know-that-I-love-you seduction, it was the this-is-my-way-of-telling-you-I-wanna-fuck-you seduction.

Not good.

Mello moved his head a little to the right, and gave her a questioning expression.

Soo Jaiicee continued.

"Matt and Mello, M&M`s, your obsession with chocolate," She laughed at her own joke as if her life depended on it, even abcent Nina looked alarmed, and the twins echanged glares, even though, L was quite appalled.

"Now that you mention it," Said Nina, looking up from another of her BL books, "This happened in a book I once read, two boys who were bestfriends, they both felt something more than friendship for eachother but they didnt want to admit it to themselves-"

"Sounds like a crap book" Beyond chipped , however ignored him.

"-And both of them started avoiding eachoter and dating other people -girls- and finally forgot about eachother but they felt that something missed in their life-"

"Jam, its always the Jam." Beyond again said.

"-And five years later, when their married to the women, they see eachother again, they realized what they missed all those years were eachother and they ended up-"

"Making sweet love under the moon`s light with the fresh winter leaves beneath them?" Beyond tried again.

"Um"

"No. Actually, one of them commits suicide out of depression, soo the other did too because he wanted to be reunited with the one he loved-" She sighed heavily and put up a dreamy expression, she also clutched her BL manga to her chest. "Soo romantic."

"Plain stupid if you ask me." Beyond said again.

"Jaiicee, whatever the hell is going on between me and Matt is only and exclusively between me and Matt, I dont see where YOU fit in that painting, also, I hardly appreciate the fact that you resembled our relasionship from the relasionship of two fat pinda`s with chocolate around them. Even if they are damn delicious."

Felt a little more than friendship for eachother... Nina`s story was on constant replay in Mello`s mind, What is WITH that girl?

His thoughts were interrupted by the other blonde, for reasons that were beyond Mello she put her hand against his cheek, her other arm however still wrapped around him.

"Soo what you`re saying is...there is nothing going on between the two of you?"

Mello frowned and shrugged his head...I mean, there was nothing going on between them right?

...Right?

"Oh..." Jaiicee smiled and closed her head to Mello`s, even IF there was something going on between him and Matt, but damn Jaiicee was hot. How could he possibly deny it?

"Than you probably dont mind..." She started to whisper.

Beyond and Lawliet looked at eachother and shrugged going back to their own business. Nina looked dissapointed, she was obviously craving for her real-life Yaoi time.

"...That I do this do you?" Their lips met, and the fireworks they always talk about?

Nope, not there.

But it felt good, atleast, it didnt feel displeasing, more less, Mello WANTED it to feel good, he needed to get his mind of things, and this girl ought to do just that.

Or soo he tought.

And as if Linda wasnt sleeping, as if Beyond and Lawliet weren`t watching every wanking second of it, as if Nina wasnt there, as if Matt and Janice weren`t about to walk in every second from now, Jaiicee was about to pull Mello on the bed, (If lifting his shirt, which was quite hard to do, considering his clothing style, and sticking her boobs nearer to his face were any indication of going one step further...)

And just after Mello had his hand under her black shirt, just after he stuck his tongue in her mouth, and she was exploring every inch of his mouth, Matt walked in, better said, he was ABOUT to walk in.

Matt slowly and lazily walked to the girl`s dorm Do these girls have nothing better to do? Seriously, I wonder when I can go back to playing my game, I pretty much OWNED Bowser and then it decides to run out of battery? He stoped walking for a second Its the curse of the devil twins, yes, that must be it. He continued wishing for the night (Day, better said, considering it was 2 FREAKING A.M) to end. Aw man, I feel bad for Mello for leaving him with Janiicee, I wonder if Janice already came back? perhaps I really should go with her, she`s hot, she really is. Matt yawned Or maybe I should screw Mello, he`s hot, aswell.

...

Did I just think that? And although this was a very Un-Matt thing to do, he started blushing. You have GOT to be kidding me, am I actually falling for the leather-wearing blonde haired guy who once nearly stranggled me...IN THE DEEP PART OF THE WATER AT THE BEACH. and OKAY he looked hot even that time Beyond put Make-Up on him when he was asleep, but still, I mean, he doesnt even have BOOBS.

Obviously.

He nearly reached the room as he heard Jaiicee`s giggles and a few "Oh Mello dont TEASE me like that!"`s, this creeped Matt out, for the obvious reasons.

Am I hearing it correct or am I imagening things? or perhaps its the lack of sleep thats doing it...

Before he would walked in the room, he checked the area to see if it was clear,

Nina is reading, Beyond is ehm...licking his knife? and Lawliet...oh right, being Lawliet, and Oh Look, Janice is not here, and Mello has his hands down Jaiicee`s shirt sucking her face...wait... WHAT THE FRIGGEN HELL.

He nearly tripped over himself at the sight. And in the hope that the lack of sleep was just causing the images, he blinked a few times and again looked.

No, unfortunatly he wasnt sleeping, nor was it the second hand smoke that caused his brain to go in a blur, this was real.

He sank down besides the wall, next to the door so no-one would realize he`s there,

Breathe in, breath , thats better...

"Mello, you are soo bad!"

Ohmigod what is WRONG with that girl? Why does it bother me anyway? fucking hell what the hell is going on...

He heard footsteps coming closer to him, thanks to the lack of light in the hallway at that time of the day/night, he couldnt figure out who it was, thankfully it became clear to Matt when he heard Janice`s sweet voice asking him. "Matt, are you okay?" She giggled softly and put her hand on her mouth. "Need help with something? Im always here for you you know?" she said a little too sweetly.

Matt blinked at the girl and took her hand which she had pulled out to help him up.

-Again, meanwhile in Hell`s dorm-

There was no one in the room at the moment.

No, better said, there were plenty of people in the room, but not that Jaiicee really cared.

Because if you have perfectly-good-looking and short-tempered guy kissing you it doesnt matter wheter they are alone or in a packed place, and Jaiicee did what any girl in her position would do, and perhaps it was out of love for the boy infront of her, or perhaps it was for the sake of her sister, she was about to pull the blonde on the bed by softly pulling his hair.

What the hell am I doing? Mello wondered. This is the sort of thing Matt does, making out with someone he doesnt even care about, why am I doing this?

And as if he just realized the girl was sitting on his lap, ON THE BED, he shook his head and refused to go any further, what was he thinking? Did he do it out of the fun of it? or was it something else, perhaps a feeling to get rid off...

"Look." Mello said, wishing to be in anyother place but that, the scenario of an angry Jaiicee was not the best.

"Mhmm?" Said the girl, her arms still wrapped around Mello, her butt however on the bed (Mello took the liberty to carefully place her there.) she was obviously expecting them to continued since she had her eyes closed.

"I cant do this."

More than angry, Jaiicee had a...surprised face. "Wha-what are you talking about?"

"You, me, no." Mello cleared up.

"What do you MEAN?"

"This." He gave her a sympathic look, even Mello couldnt be too impatient with the girl who he was just making love with, despite what Matt might do.

"Its not going to happen" He added.

"But...Mello..." Now her expression changed to something sad "I dont get you, we have been doing this for the past half HOUR."

Mello decided it was time to reincarnate in his true self. "Jaiicee, please dont be a pain and quite pinching my neck with your fake nails"

This caused Beyond, who, truthfully, Mello forgot about, to go "Ohhh" In the treathening-highschool-bitch-fight way.

"Mello are you kidding me? you kissed me, you went down my godamn bra-"

This surprised Mello, he didnt quite remember the part where he put his hand on her boobs.

"-And now you`re telling me that you dont WANT IT? am I not good enough?"

Oh thats not it all, you`re good alright, perhaps a bit pushy, but nothing to displeasing Mello tought by himself.

"-Its like, you want to get rid of something! I tought you said you didnt like Matt!" She whined, and a few seconds after she pronounced those words, her grin turned into something that belonged on a evil witch`es face.

"I do not." Mello guaranteed, giving her A Look.

"But Melloooo!" She cried again.

"Jaiicee, enough." He stood up and was ready to leave. "Its four in the freaking morning, we have class tommorow, im tired, Matt didnt come back he might have flushed himself down toilet, Nina looks pissed, and you dont look much better either" he was going to continued stepping but was stopped by the girl`s hand randomly slapping herself into his.

"Mello..." She sighed and pulled the boy`s hand to herself, causing Mello to again fall on the bed.

Mello didnt get time to get over the fact that Jaiice might have been stronger than him, since he was already startled by her next words. "Its not going to be that easy to get rid of me." she assured and finally let the boy go.

And without saying anything, all three, Mello, Beyond and Lawliet walked out the door, just to be badly surprised by yet again another make-out.

"Sheesh, first Mello, now Matt, when is our turn?" Beyond couldnt help put comment.

Mello just blinked.

No really, his mind was quite numb.

And its not like the first time he had ever seen Matt stick his tongue down a girl`s troath.

But still, the sight made his stomach lurch, but he refused to think any further what the cause may have been.

Matt was pushed against the hallway wall, the girl known as Janice holding his shoulders, and Matt`s arms perfectly wrapped around her waist, he stopped kissing the girl (and viceversa) as Matt felt Lawliet`s finger poking into his arm.

The girl inmediatly pulled away, but put her head in his chest, her hands still on his shoulder, her recently kissed lips smiled to the twins, but she gave a different smile to Mello, a triumphant, somewhat treathening smile.

"Lets get the hell out of here" Said the blonde, surprised by his words, he pushed his friend forward and gave Janice, just like to her sister, A Look. And Beyond nor Lawliet gave her a very sympathic look.

The twins and Matt and Mello waved goobye at the stairs, they both lived in different rooms, finally when Matt and Mello reached their room the blonde spoke. "Okay, what the hell is wrong with you? Please tell me she blackmailed you or I swear I will barf over a sleeping Near" he pointed at the boy who was softly snoring on his bed.

Matt instead of making a cocky comment like he normally would, shot back with the same question. "What`s wrong with me? whats wrong with YOU?"

"What do you mean what`s wrong with me?"

"What what what do you mean what?"

Mello snickered a little. "I have no idea what you`re talking about, Mail Jeeva-" His words were silences by the pillow Matt threw at the blonde.

"You insane?" Matt said.

"Enligthen me with your sudden feelings towards me"

"You, that...THING you were screwing just a few minutes ago"

Mello sighed. "Does it really matter? you yourself were sticking your tongue down that `thing`s troath," He rolled his eyes and, taking his shirt off, pulling the pillow against his chest and closed his eyes.

"Mello, between you kissing a girl and me kissing a girl there is a huge difference" Matt acknoleaged.

"Is that soo?" Mello said with a tyresome voice, he was quite annoyed by his goggle wearing friend.

"Look, Matt, even if you and I had so-" Mello tried to continue, but Matt stopped him.

"Mello"

"Mhm?"

"Just, shut up, seriously."

"Whatever" Mello muttered under his breath and sighed, What the hell is HIS problem? He added in silence, but he couldnt help feeling a bit hurt by Matt`s sudden command.

Mello couldnt help but remember the story Nina was telling earlier, about two guys who ignored eachother to not allow themselves to fall in love with eachother.

Mello shrugged.

Why was he thinking about freaking BL stories if he has a German, Algebra,French, Chemistry AND Pre-calculus exam tommorow?

A/N that was quite...

...long.

Hope you liked it and please review :3