Sasori just couldn't help but making his glare colder than possible- even though that's far beyond even coldness itself. That silly look of his partner's , as if this was just a childish game just disgusted him in so many ways. But that's Sasori, he gets disgusted at pretty much everything.
"Attacked? How could only our room be attacked?!" The redhead's tone got so scary, even Hidan could have freaked out.
"I don't know, perhaps they only need us, hmm? " apparently Deidara either had no idea about the happening a few minutes ago or either he just tried to check the fellow artist's anger- or even both.
"Deidara" Sasori sighed. There was no rescue for an ''idiot'' like that blonde for him. "You do realize this happens a third time this week?!"
"Third? Well, I haven't counted at all, yeah"
"Stop pretending like this is a child's game….even though you ARE a child…"
"Hey!"
"Whatever. Deidara, did you create something before you fell asleep?"
As Deidara thought, this all made sense. If his dreamed big bird was that big, the explosion could've been bigger. Then suddenly, he remembered that sparrow and he smirked.
"Oh it was just another piece of Art of mine" The smirk grew bigger…
"…"
"Heh, who could have guessed my art could even give some beauty into this room? Look, even your puppets look better, hmm." Oops. Guess who crossed the line of patience of someone, who could kill him every moment now…
"My…puppets?" Sasori asked in a tone of fear. Oh not HIS puppets! "Deidara, you are so dead…"
"Relax, they seemed to need just a little bit polishing."
"….I knew that…"
"Sure…even I don't freak out like that just for some dolls, hmm"
"Keep your tongue behind your teeth, or I'll help you get rid of it…"
Deidara was ready to continue with this ''insulting'' conversation, but he kept his mouth shut. Not that he was scared or anything, he just couldn't risk.
"By the way, breakfast will be ready in around half an hour. I suggest you should clean yourself up"
"I think the same for you" Man, was that a proper conversation before their arguing actually began!
Deidara and Sasori were lucky there was 1 bathroom in each shared room in the hole hideout. The only unfortunate thing was, that Konan was strict of no one using the room together, at the same time, and whoever ruined that, well, would be screwed up, in a softer language.
As we're back to our artists, the funniest thing in that very moment was that they began running towards the bathroom they shared. Deidara won this race though.
"Move it brat, my hair needs to be washed!"
"Says the short-haired one"
Did I mention Konan created another rule of no one being late for breakfast? No one dares even trying to be late with a second…
"Well at least let me in!"
"I won't risk my head being ripped off by Konan! Besides, you're a puppet, you'll fix that, hmm!"
"You will die so miserably even you can't imagine!"
"Sorry, Sasori no Danna, but I planned leaving this world with my explosion!"
"Nanni?!"
"Shut up, I can't concentrate!"
"Grrrr…!"
"Looks like the &%*ing married couple surprises me in a hole new level, again" said Hidan peeping his head into the artists room. "What's up now, puppet boy and blondie girl?" The jashinist smirked.
"HIDAN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE!" Sasori and Deidara yelled. If something else annoyed them more than each other, that would be the immortal bastard.
"Geez, it's worse than I thought!" With that said while laughing, he left.
Let's skip through to the part where Sasori FINALLY also prepared himself for breakfast. Unknowingly why Deidara was spacing, as if he was waiting for Sasori. Truth be told, he tried hard to remember that magnificent bird he dreamed of, sadly, with no luck. As the puppeteer came out of the bathroom, the real rush began.
"IDIOT!"
"What now, hmm?"
"You do realize we only have a minute to get to the other part of the house?!"
"Oh shit, hmm!" Oh I forgot to mention; Deidara and Sasori need 2 minutes to get from their room to the kitchen.
"Ruuuun!" Sasori said, as they both began running as if a rhino was on their feet. And we all know a human being can't outrun a rhino…
10 o' clock and 5 seconds. Konan glared at the Akatsuki table. There were only the zombie duo, the shark, the plant, the weasel and a moron. 3 boys were missing. Though, she didn't care if Pein was late, since he was the Leader, but oh God was she pissed because of the artists!
"Konan-chan, last I saw these two idiots they were arguing for the bathroom" Hidan said. He wanted them busted for good. Why? No idea…
"I don't give a damn for the reason" Konan said angrily. With that, our final duo had arrived!
"We..are..so…sorry"
"We…are..late…hmm…" They both panted. Man, were they fast!
Konan just looked at them, as if she was spacing. Then she said: "Since you are never actually late, and you are late wiiith 20 seconds, I will let you eat THIS time"
"But Konan, I don't really eat.." Sasori began explaining. The only reason he came to any eating fiasco was because he can't repair himself if his head fell off…
"Sit down and eat!"
"Yes, ma'am, hmm!" With that, they all finally sat….
Only ten minutes pass and the true Akatsuki madness began…
"Deidara-sempai, have you ever eating ice-cream? What about you Sasori-san? Have you ever kissed a girl? Are you good boys like Tobi?" Tobi kept asking these two random questions. Sasori and Deidara kept looking blankly at Tobi. Was that moron going to stop already?!
"What about Kisame? I'd say fish. And Sasori? Wood. What about Konan? Paper. And Deidara? YUMMY. I agree." Zetsu said. He had a very interesting conversation…with himself…At least the guy had a nice mood, unlike…
"&%*$ing Sadist!"
"Shitty &%*&! jashinist!"
"Man-*^&R$%&!"
"Drunk ^*%*^&*" I don't think you would want to know…
"Those dangos look like Sasuke. Konan, why do they look like Sasuke?" Itachi probably eats too much dangos. And is going blind… You wonder what is Kisame doing? He's eating like a normal person, duh! And that is when they return from missions!
But when everyone heard loud footsteps, they all shut their mouths up…. Who could that be?
To be continued…