A/N; Hi there! I should probably mention that these one shots are NOT related unless I specify so. I don't even know who I'm talking to here because no one reviewed last time... So yea if you're out there reading (and I know at least two of you are) please just shoot me a quick little review so I know that I'm not doing this for no reason. Thanks. As always Read, Review, Enjoy.

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"Jimmy. Jimmy. Yo James! NEUTRON!" Cindy was currently struggling to wake the dozing genius so that they could get ready for class. However that was proving to be more difficult than she thought. "Jimmy don't make me break out the cold water." She warned. He didn't even stir.

Making her way the kitchen she filed a large glass with frigid water. Adding a few chunks of crushed ice for good measure she made her way back to the room where Jimmy was still lying facedown in bed.

"Is he even still alive?" She asked herself checking his pulse (just in case) she bent down next to his ear in a last ditch effort to wake him. "Jimmy if you wake up I'll tell you where I hid those pictures of Betty Quinlan."

"Five more minutes Mom." He mumbled into his pillow turning over onto his side.

"Can't say I didn't warn you." Cindy mumbled before pulling the back of his shirt up and dumping the water down his back.

Jimmy's eyes flew open as he let out an incredibly girly scream. He jumped out of his bed and started flailing around their shared bedroom. Tearing his shirt off he ran into the bathroom and ran the hot water in the shower. Meanwhile Cindy was in hysterics at his reaction and kept laughing as she struggled to change into a blue shirt and black jeans.

"What the hell Vortex!" Jimmy exclaimed as he returned from the bathroom. His back was scorched red from the hot water but Cindy figured he couldn't even feel it due to the numbness the water had caused.

"Now Jimmy you know not to use those words in front of a lady. Gosh what would your mother say!" She answered smirking as she brushed her hair.

"Oh I'm so sorry miss did I offend you with my crude language." He said sarcastically. "What the heck was that for!" He hissed as he searched through his drawers for a clean shirt.

"You wouldn't wake up, we have class in forty minutes, and I couldn't very well change in front of you!" Crossing over to where he was looking for a shirt she pulled open a second drawer and handed him a green T-shirt. "I did your laundry last week remember."

"Thanks." He mumbled pulling the shirt over his head. "You know there are other ways to wake me up Cindy. You don't have to try to give me frost bite every time I oversleep."

"Jeesh I'm sorry! I tried sitting on you, I screamed in your ear, I even offered to tell you where I put those pictures of Quinlan-"

"-You still have those?"

"No I put them through the garbage disposal." She replied fixing a piece of his hair that was sticking up. "My point is you shouldn't be yelling at me for making sure you got to class on time. In fact you should be thanking me."

"Thanking you?" He questioned as he made his way to the kitchen. "You think I should thank you for making me feel like I walked into the center of a blizzard." Pulling open the fridge he poured some orange juice into a glass and slid it across the counter to her.

"Thanks." She said sipping from the glass. "Yea I mean don't you have that test today in AP Chem? Can't really be late for that can you."

"I suppose not. But next time can you just blast an air horn in my ear? Much less painful that cold water." He said drinking from his coffee.

"Aww but where's the fun in that!" She said smirking up at him.

"You know Cindy there's going to be a day where YOU oversleep and then I'll get my revenge. Just you wait my dear it's coming." He said leaning across the counter towards her and narrowing his eyes.

"Whatever Neutron it'll be worth it. You should've seen your face today! Priceless. I wish I had thought to take pictures." She looked around the room for a hair tie so she could put her hair into it's usual ponytail.

"See that's the difference between you and I, I WILL have my camera on me to capture your expression." Pulling a hair tie off his own wrist he handed it to her.

"Why do you have my hair tie?" She questioned as she threw her hair up.

"You leave them all over the blasted place and you can never find them in the morning so I figured I'd hold onto them for you."

"You know that's a little bit weird I'm starting to think-" She glanced down at the watch on his wrist. "-Is that the right time?"

"Down to the last millisecond. Why?" He answered glancing up at her as she ran around grabbing their bags and shoes.

Tossing his stuff at him she answered. "Cuz we're late that's why! Shit! See Neutron this is what happens when you oversleep!"

"Now Cindy hasn't your mother taught you not to use those words in front of a gentlemen?" He teased as she grabbed him by his wrist and dragged him down the hall. "She'd be so ashamed!"

"Shut up Jimmy!"