I Got Reviews!! Thanks to everyone who reviewed, every single one of you. I Love you all deeply. 2 Chapters in one day, Wow!! I will update every couple of days from now on, but only if you keep the reviews a-flowing. And next, we have Jasper…the emo of the family =D
'Oooh Emmett!! Emmett, psssssssssst Emmmmmeeeettttt...' Bella giggled
Emmett sighed 'What?'
'Knock, Knock…'
'Who's there?'
'Jasper. Can we sing about Jasper next, can we, can we, can we?!'
'Ok. The tune for this song is…'
'Twinkle Twinkle.'
'No, we've done Twinkle Twinkle. We'll go with…'
'The alphabet song!!'
'Bella, they're the same tune'
'Really?' Bella started humming the two tunes with a confused look on her face.
'We'll sing the Jasper song to the tune of Hit me baby one more time. That Britney Classic.' Everyone in the room turned to look at Emmett, who, if he could have, would have been blushing.
Bella, who had now decided that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle were 'different in there own special way' clapped manically and started singing…
'His Emo-ness, is killing me, AND IEEYYYYYYY, I must confess, I feel depressed'
'Feel Depressed' Emmett sang in a voice so high-pitched it made the vampires in the room wince.
'When he is near me he feels like he, wants to eat me-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
'Bite her Jasper'
'Bite me now.'
Emmett and Bella high-fived.
'Well, that was…Interesting' Edward mumbled.
'It was THE BEST. Jasper, what did you think? Jasper?' Bella grinned.
Jasper was stood at the wall, banging his head against it, leaving a dent in Esme's wall.
Ok, so it's not as good as Alice's but I'd love it if you reviewed anyway. Who's next? You choose. Emily xxx