Chapter 1

"Damn it Missy," my brother snapped and hit me on the head. "You just had to throw a glass bowl at the captain didn't you!"

"Yes!" I shouted back and stomped my foot hard to the ground for emphasis. He hit me on the head out of anger. That hurt. "Ow, Jerk!" I screamed in response to his attack.

He's acting as if the bastard didn't deserve it! I mean, come on, that old fart called me a whore for crying out loud. I am no whore, hell, I haven't even had my first kiss.

Sure, I'm eighteen, single, and running away with my brother, Krane. We're from Georgia and the ship we were hitching a ride on to our Aunt in Scotland, tossed us off in England.

We are so damn far away from home and I'm okay with that.

"Come on Dummy," Krane growled and pulled me towards a town by my wrist.

He could be a total prick. His high and mighty attitude is so annoying.

"You should act more like a lady," Krane demanded as he tightened his already painfully tight grip.

A lady? Really jackass? "Tch I ain't no snobby bimbo!" I snarled. How dare he insult me like that. Those "Ladies" are way far beneath me whether they realize it or not.

"We're going to starve because of you!" my brother cried as he and realized we had no money.

"We could always buy stuff without paying!" I tried to give him hope.

"That's stealing," Krane groaned and planted his face into the ground.

"Not true! We're still gonna buy, we're just not gonna pay for any of it!" I stood by my statement.

"You've got to pay to buy, idiot," Krane yelled and hit me on the head. Boo him.

If he kept doing that, he was going to give me brain damage.

"You know, if you keep hitting me on the head like that, you're gonna give me brain damage," I informed him. That bastard just snorted and rolled his eyes at me as if I was just some trash from loitering assholes who have no regard for the environment. I on the other hand, love the environment. Especially animals. I am so an animal person.

"I can't damage anything that's not there," Krane scoffed with a snort.

That damned bastard had just called me stupid. He really did just then. How rude. Well, you know what screw him. I hope he knows he's a jerk.

I can't believe we're twins! He should respect me more since I'm older than he is.

So yeah, he's taller, physically stronger, more responsible, and smarter than me; that doesn't change the face that I'm older. And also, I'm not the one who looks as if they were beaten by a pipe! Well, I may have been the one to be him with a pipe when we were on the ship, but that is not the point to this! The point is, I'm the older twin and I should be the one giving orders.

"Hey," I started to speak an idea I thought of. "Maybe you can go out and beg for money and shit, okay dumb ass!"

Krane sighed and shook his head. "Guess I have no choice, do I?" he sulked. "Stay here, Missy," he ordered. No problem there.

As soon as he left and was out of sight, I collected a lot of leaves. As much as I could hold.

I drew a pentagram in the dirt with a stick, then I pricked my finder, and placed the leaved in the center of the pentagram. I focused a lot of my energy and presto! The leaves turned were now turned into money, just what we needed!

I took out an empty sack I was carrying and placed the money in it and tied it around my waist.

Predictably, Krane came back with nothing at all, no food or money.

"People are really harsh," he said and sat by a tree.

"I'll try to get stuff now," I exclaimed eagerly.

"Don't try to kill anyone," Krane panted.

I stuck my tongue out at him, but he didn't see. "I won't!" I cheered. "Rest here and I'll get the stuff!"

I ran off to buy things.

If I told my brother about the money I made, he'd kill me. He hates magic, and he would be furious if he found out about my magic.

Anyway, I bought some nasty ass meat, including fish. My brother loves meat, I'm a vegetarian. I like milk, but I hate eating flesh, especially fish.

I got some spicy peppers and some sweets, beans, watermelon, and some other stuff. I had gotten enough food to last us for two weeks.

"I'm back!" I laughed and dropped everything in front of my astonished brother.

"Did you steal all of this?" Krane shouted. Such a rude ass.

I gasped, offended. "I obtained all of this legally! Nothing, at all, was stolen! I had gotten this because of my adorability, thank you very much!" I defended myself. Magic money is legal, right? I mean, yeah, I used magic to make it, but it was still real money. I think.

"You aren't adorable!" Krane retorted. Thanks for the confidence boost Jackass.

"I hope you die," I told him and began eating a pepper.

"Wish not granted," Krane responded.

I then had a strange sensation to go back into town.

"I'm going back into town, 'kay," I said and waltzed into town. The sensation became stronger and stronger the closer I got to the town. The feeling was stronger than ever when I tall, long-face, red-eyed, black-haired butler guy came into view. He was very handsome.

I approach him slowly and yanked on his sleeve, gently of course. "Hey," I said. "Who the hell are you?"

"Me?" the man asked. "My name is Sebastian Michaelis, my dear."

Did this bastard just call me ' My Dear'? Oh hell, no! I refuse to go by something so lame and gross.

"My name is Missy, Miss Fisher!" I informed him, putting on a gleeful act.

This Sebastian guy had a strange aura about him. It took me a while, but I understood exactly who, or what, he was. "You. You're no a human, you're a demon, aren't you?" I asked loudly.

I saw that 'Sebastian's' face change from a smile to a serious expression for a second as he looked towards the other people around us. They weren't paying attention, so they hadn't heard anything I said. He then took me out of the public's eye and ears.

"Please refrain from saying such things so loudly," He said.

Now that I've taken a good look at him. This guy has got to live somewhere nice.

"My brother and I need a place to stay!" I busted out.

"I'm pretty useless, but my brother is a god-like cook and is great at all the other types of house work," I began to plead, trying to convince him to get us hired. "I mean, he could be a lot of help!" I cried, I wanted him to help us. "Oh, and I can bend magic to my will, if that is some way I can help."

He just stared at me for awhile.

"Your brother can cook and clean?" he asked, I nodded. "Do you think you could use magic to help take care of a garden." I nodded and he held a smile again. "You're hired."

"Yes," I exclaimed and jumped into the air. "Can you just wait here for just a second! I'll go get my brother! Thank you, oh, thank you so much! You are such a beautiful demon! Wait for a moment! I'll be back soon! My brother is going to be so proud of me!" I blabbed on and on as I ran to get my brother.

That beautiful demon is like an angel!