Maybe we should just introduce the characters in a cool way? Nah. Not in this fanfiction.

First, there's Hiro. The guy who just walks around, and minds his own business. His story and character interludes with most of these characters; who're all most likely on crack. He's the only normal person in this entire school, which is either good or bad. He's the only misfit in this. Also he got abducted from his home by both Zero-Two and Klaxohime. (Insert Discord ok hand sign emoji here)

Then, there's Zero-Two. She's obsessive as fuck, does whatever she wants to Hiro whenever she wants, which is usually every 5 minutes, and that usually involves forced sexual reproduction. Her mother, Klaxohime, usually yells at her, asking for grandchildren. She also carries a shovel around, named Shovel-kun and constantly abuses Ichigo on a daily basis.

Goro. He's literally the fucking KGB. He knows all, sees all, and hears all. He watches Alex Jones on a constant basis, and never sleeps until he knows his theories are confirmed. He'll never give up, and slaps people around when they disagree with his view points.

Zorome, the guy who is comedic, watches iDubbbz and FilthyFrank. He and Miku secretly play Roblox, and continually talk shit about it to make people think they hate the game.

And I think you know the rest.

Where to start? Where to start… Well, we can start with the field trip to West Virginia. Though the entire time the bus driver just kept playing Country Roads, on loop for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and hours of listening to it. By the end, the lyrics were literally burned into everyone's minds. Though, we should've probably started with world building, no doubt? Well. The main focus of this story is some generic ass name for a high school, named Franxx High. With crackheads everywhere, and one female pedophile. Just one of many schools with fictional character holed up inside and learning/teaching. Some other additions are; The Ishimura School, the DOOM School, the Evangelion School, the Halo School, and the UA School. Those are just some, but there are many. Maybe some will be shown here? No, this isn't in an effort to possibly make more stories like this.

Anyways, getting back on track, seeing as how it was America and it was West Virginia, there was just a shit ton of people shooting. Some guy too angry to die, and other guy with plasma shit. Anyways, the children we're focusing on just walked by non-chalant-like, though SJW Tumblr user Ikuno just stared at this, and scoffed. "Demon can be an offensive term guys, just refer to them as mortally challenged." Ikuno scoffed out. Goro, the Alex Jones stand-in from time to time, turned around and started to scream at her. "JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH!" Then he turned back around and walked calmly. Being an SJW, Ikuno blew the encounter out of proportions, saying he physically assaulted and raped her. 10/10, would rate and plagiarize again. –IGN. From a story stand point and right now, none of this shit should matter to you. But it matters to me. Did I forget to mention Alpha 9 is the local crackhead, and appears out of nowhere? Miku is probably high off her rocker, and Shovel-kun is being held around by Zero-Two. Shovel-kun's motto is this: Eat skate, fast ass. The cold steel could easily knock you the fuck out like some kind of trippy drug. While all this was happened, Zero-Two was just holding Hiro by the neck with her arm, it curved by the back of his neck, and acted like a support. Just keeping him close to her, seeing as how giant angry man who can't die was running around like a jumping lunatic. Hachi just seemed bored, like always and didn't give a single shit about anything. Nana was being weird as always, and probably almost molested Zorome if the man who was too angry to die didn't glare at the pedophile. So they kept walking, until they reached the – oh fuck. The Fallout School. Turn back, fucking turn back tURN BACK YOU FUCKING CRACKHEADS TURN THE FUCK AROUND YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

Shit, this is going in my epic gamer moments.

I swear, they're pretty fucking stupid.