SKET Dance
by Shinohara Kenta
The President's Harem
A Fiction Story by Takagi
Edited by Light27
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story
Note: Words in italic are their inner minds or an accent.
Chapter 2: "Race! Race! Race!"
"That is how you solve it. Any question?"
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The class was stunned by the ex-President's lesson, it was mind-boggling. The only ones who manage to follow him up were Sasuke, Switch, and Asahina. Bossun and Himeko both dropped their jaw as they understood nothing from Agata's explanation. Saaya and Captain were able to understand, but they didn't fully comprehend. It seems like Agata Soujiro's lesson was too difficult for the Poppman fans although he thought that he taught the study group in the easiest way possible.
"What was that? Aargh! I can't understand a thing! Was it always this difficult?" Bossun banged his table with desperate bulging eyes. He then trembled. In one of those repetitive motions, he accidentally hit the point of his mechanical pencil and he whined in pain.
"Man. This is the easiest way to teach math. I didn't know that you two totally suck at it! KA KA KA!" Agata laughed.
"Well, I have another method though… Read the module page 11 while I'm writing!"
The school provides a module for each subject to the students. These modules were quite thin. Each of them only holds up to 120 pages. However, they were sufficient to cover up all the material for the national exams. Kaimei High-School staffs are really something incredible…
The spiky haired man began writing on the blackboard with a chalk on his table while Bossun and the others were flipping through Mathematics' module to page 11, as Agata said. After 10 minutes, he was finally done writing before he turned his body towards his pupils, revealing two story-questions in the board.
"Now, solve these questions! 15 minutes is enough for these."
"Wait! 15 minutes is enough to do these is based on your intelligence level, right? I DOUBT I CAN DO THEM EVEN IN 60 MINUTES!" Himeko wailed.
"""Ah, of course… Himeko is more of a 'Strength' type hero and not 'Intelligence'. lol"""
"THIS IS NOT AN RPG GAME! Just because I brought up the word 'Intelligence' doesn't mean that this is a game!" She replied to Switch's comment.
"WOULD YOU GUYS BE QUIET PLEASE!? The President wants to speak!" Sasuke snapped.
Agata cleared his throat, "Thank you, Tsubaki."
"I know that not everyone in this group can solve these questions So, I will split you into groups!"
"EEH? Group? So you will divide this small study groups into smaller groups?" Bossun commented.
"Ah. This is President Agata's method to do things quicker back then in Student Council! 'GROUP-CEPTION'!" Sasuke said eagerly as usual.
"Group-ception? Why did you name it like a movie title? AND IT IS WAY TOO FORCED!" (re: Inception)
"Group-ception will allow the people who are in the same group to sit according to their own group and discuss the problems together. As expected from the ex-President!" Asahina explained.
"KA KA KA! Now, let me announce the group members! Since it looks like there are only three people who really understand this, I will split it into three groups! First of all…"
"Mr. Switch, you will be with Hime-chan!"
"""OK"""
"Daisy, you with Captain Chiaki!"
"USD (UnderStooD)"
"Tsubaki, you'll teach Fujisaki and Saaya!"
For a moment, the class gets silent once again and Saaya's jaw dropped.
"WAIT! WAIT! NII-SAN! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH BOSSUN?"
"AND WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH THAT TSUBAKI? I REJECT!" Bossun crossed his hands.
"Huuh? Is there any problems?!" Agata threw a sharp glance towards Bossun.
Upon hearing the ex-President's reaction, Bossun chickened and sat back on his seat with trembling eyes that trying to hold back their tears.
"Uuh… no. Not really"
'Damn. He looks so scary!'
"Now, move your seats close to your partners," Agata commanded.
Daisy, who was sitting on the second line of furthest right row of the class walked to Captain's seat which was two seats away from her. Himeko was already sitting in front of Switch, so she only had to turn her chair around facing Switch's desk. The other group, Sasuke's, proved to be slightly problematic. Sasuke was already sitting next to Saaya's seat from the start, but Bossun was still trembling and blushing while sweating on his own seat.
It looked like Bossun was nervous because he had to be in one group with his long-lost twin brother ALONG with the girl who was in love with him. It's all because Agata Soujiro, the man with an IQ level of 160, wanted to group his sister with the man she was devoted to highly. Everyone knows that when it comes to the matter of his sister, Agata's intelligence level drops significantly.
'Now I can observe them easier! Even if my sister does have a feeling for you, doesn't mean that you could pass my agreement, Fujisaki! You better do your best not to annoy Saaya! KA KA KA,' His rails of thoughts started.
Slowly but surely, Bossun made his way to the seat next to Saaya. The seats were already arranged by Sasuke so that he won't be sitting side by side with his twin brother and facing the only girl. It seemed like he wanted to keep his distance from Bossun. He even connected his table before to Saaya's and uses Saaya's table instead of sharing a table with his own brother.
"M… May I sit here?"
"Y… yes… Of course…" Saaya replied and quickly revolted. "BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT YOU TO SIT NEXT TO ME! TSU… TSUBAKI-KUN WAS THE ONE WHO ARRANGE THE SEATS!" She pointed at Sasuke.
"I… It will be easier to teach you two with this seat," The President replied.
"Oh. I guess it's alright then…" Bossun said as he sat down.
"KA KA KA! As expected from Tsubaki! And I can have a better view of their expressions from here now that the couple is facing me! Good job, Tsubaki!" Agata smirked. He stood up to give a signal that the groups may begin solving the questions now.
"Now that everyone is sitting with their members, I'll tell you something good to burn your spirits!" Agata pulled the students' attention. "Listen."
The whole study group members are silent, waiting for Agata's next words…
"The last group to submit their answers will have to write a love letter to their partner!"
"WHAT!" the groups enraged.
"And the first will win this Pocky!"
"PO—POCKY!~" Captain drooled.
Again, silence fills the classroom for a brief second before everyone starts panicking. Agata's words created a disaster in a certain group.
"Ahaha. Seems interesting… Right, Daisy-san? We have to be number one! (For that pocky!)"
"TGSIW!(Thank goodness she is a woman!)"
"That was long!" Himeko commented. Her attention later changed to Switch.
"""For God's sake! I have to write a love letter to Himeko! I'm not supposed to be her lover-tebbayo!"""
"That's rude, Switch! I don't want to be your lover either! And what's with that accent? You are not Naruto! If you can't imitate him then don't!"
'Tch. It will be troublesome if Momoka somehow finds the love letter! I have to do my best!' Himeko is burned in spirit.
"Listen, Switch! We have to do our best! You hear me!?"
"""Leave it to me-dattebayo!""" (in Kansai dialect)
"So that dattebayo things are supposed to mock my dialect, huh? But that has nothing to do with Kansai dialect! Wait. So your software can do an accent? Incredible!"
Unlike the other groups, Sasuke's group is dead silent.
'Love letter? To Bossun and Tsubaki-kun? Nii-san! This must be one of your stupid ideas again! Honestly! Can't he just leave me alone?'
"Love letter to Tsubaki and Saaya? They are the people I want to avoid being sentimental to the most! I must prevent this AND TSUBAKI IS A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"Hmm… I wonder which formula I should use…"
It seemed like Tsubaki was so hesitant of the 'reward' by Agata that he's even stealing the start of the 'race' in his own mind.
"I'll start the countdown from now. One…Two… Three… GO! Discuss!"
Everyone was as busy as they could be. Unlike the hours before when Agata was explaining the lesson, they were more spirited probably because it felt like a competition instead of boring studying. This resulted in the students to work on the questions faster.
Ten minutes later, Captain raised her hand.
"We are done!" She said.
"Good! Now pass the answer sheet to me. If it is wrong, then you have to re-do it again until it is correct!"
"Here! I am confident!"
Captain looks so confident. It seems that her eating appetite boosted her IQ when she did the question with Daisy.
"OK. This is correct! Congratulations! Here is your… Eh? I'm sure that the Pocky was on the table right here…"
"Thanks for the food, Agata-san!"
"O… ough…"
Captain Chiaki walked back to her seat after swallowing the box's content. She apologized to Daisy who doesn't get any of the Pockies though. Daisy was okay with it though.
'Oh, God! It's us or them now!' Both of the group wailed in their minds.
Three minutes passed, but both of the teams was still wrecking their brains. Sasuke's group was having a little communication problem between the members.
'It's between Usui and I, huh? I won't lose!' Sasuke eagerly said in his mind. "Oi. Fujisaki! Have you done the calculation I asked you?"
"Yeah. Here," He passed his paper.
"Hmmm… I see… I see… Wait… THIS… THIS IS WRONG! AND IN WRONG QUESTION TOO! I TOLD YOU TO DO THE QUESTION NUMBER TWO! I'M DOING NUMBER ONE, YOU SEE!" Tsubaki snapped.
"NO WAY! Then you do number two, Saaya and I will do number one!"
"Eeh? But I've done my parts on number two that Tsubaki-kun asked me to do!"
From her seat, Himeko stole a glance to Sasuke's group havoc with a sorrowful look. Agata noticed this expression when he accidentally took his eyes away from his sister for a moment.
'Hime-chan is looking at Saaya's group with a sad look? Don't tell me…'
Time passed by really slow in Agata's mind after noticing Himeko's glance. He didn't even realized that both of the participants were raising their hands now.
"""WE FINISHED \(^^)/"""
"We finished!"
"Ara? Seems like you two raised your hands at the same time. Lesse. Pass me your answers!"
Agata read Sasuke's group's answer sheet for a brief seconds, he puts it on the table and then began reading Switch's group's answer.
Both of the team gulped. They were afraid that they have to write love letter to their partner(s). Especially Sasuke's group.
"OK. I've done the checking." Agata said. "You both have done your best!"
"Ah. Is that so? Then…"
"HOWEVER…" Agata stated with a serious tone. "One of these answer sheets has a wrong answer."
"NO FRICKIN' WAY!"
"It's Mr. Switch's group..."
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Himeko yelled.
"""NOOOOOOOOOO!"""
"YEAHHHH!" Bossun screamed in happiness. He was so happy that he even high-fived his brother with a 'That's my bro!' face. Sasuke blushed in embarrassment.
"… which has the right answer," Agata said.
"Huh?"
"It's Mr. Switch's group's sheet which has the right answer."
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" This time, it's Saaya who wailed.
"How can it be, President?" Sasuke couldn't believe his ears.
"Your answers are right. But they are in the wrong order."
"FUUJIISAAAKIIIIIIIIIIII! YOU FOOOOOOL! You are the one who re-write our answer! How could you do that wrongly!?"
"Ehehe. I'm sorry..." The boy with red cap scratched the back of his head.
"Huh?!"
Agata once again noticed a dejected glance thrown towards Sasuke's group by a girl in the classroom. It is not from Himeko this time but from the secretary of Student Council, 'Daisy too?' He thought.
Suddenly, the school bell rang. It was the signal that the cram school was finally over for that day.
"Ah. The bell rang. You three… Please write the letter at home and give it to me… No. Read it out loud tomorrow! KA KA KA!"
The ex-President bid farewell to the study group then left the classroom with the blushing Saaya followed by Sasuke and Asahina.
"NOOO! HOW COULD IT BE?" Bossun screamed to heaven.
"""As expected from Bossun! He is clumsy as always-tebbayo!"""
"Shut up-tebbayo!" Bossun pouted.
On his way home, Agata Soujiro was having a mindful thought.
"First, Saaya…"
"Second, Hime-chan…"
"AND THEN DAISY! Good Lord, Fujisaki! You've toyed with girls' hearts huh? Let's see what you can do tomorrow!"
...
Back to the normal timeline. Ten years after graduation.
"Aah. The love letters... That brings back memories..." Himeko smiled softly.
"I still have those letters from Tsubaki and Saaya with me. Do you want to see them again?"
"Ah. I'd love to Yuusuke!"
Bossun stood up from the sofa. He was about to take the love letters from his bedroom, but suddenly, a fragrant of uncomfortable sweat odor disturbed Bossun's train of thoughts.
"Uuuh… I think I'll take a bath first..."
"OK! Take your time, sweetheart…"
Upon hearing his wife's permission, Bossun fidgeted on his feet, blushing like crazy. Himeko giggled a bit after seeing her beloved husband's face becomes as red as roses.
"Ge… Geez… Hime… You made me flattered by your method of calling me just now…"
"What's with that? It is normal now that we're married, right? He he!"
"Well, that's true…"
Suddenly, the living room's door was opened, allowing a figure with short messy black hair, topaz cat-shaped eyes, and long eyelashes. It was Tsubaki Sasuke, Bossun's long-separated twin brother and his only blood-related sibling. He is more tensed than he was ten years ago and he still has his hot-headed attitude.
"Oi. Fujisaki! I've called you and rang your bell countless times! How could you've not hear them!?"
"Tsubaki!? How could you get in?"
...
To be continued;
Next chapter, The love letter havoc!
A/N: Hello guys! Takagi here. THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING CHAPTER 1! I really appreciate them and it became a morale boost for me to write!
However, I'm sorry for this very few update. I'm not in my best form now. Hehe. So this is all I can do for now. I hope it is still enjoyable to read though. LOL.
Please RnR! It will come to this fic's core next chapter!
Thank you for reading!
And sorry for the bad English!
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