Yamis Are Party Poopers

by Hanyou101

Joey's giving a party at his house for no apparent reason. He's inviting all of his friends, including their yamis... Oh me, oh no, say it isn't so! Haha, poor Joey, what havoc shall the yamis ensue in his humble home? Chapters 13 is up and sadly, the las

2. Chapter 2

Hanyou Recap: Okies, over to Joey's house now. Guests are arriving. FYI - Joey speaks with a New Yorker accent so I'm going to write out his words like he was one.

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Disclaimer:
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh my loves

Chapter 2: Yamis are Party Poopers

The Arrival

DING DONG!

"Joey," Mr. Wheeler called, "I think those are your guests at the door."

"Comin'!" Joey called back and started out his bedroom door and started running down the hall. But while fixing his hair from sleeping, thus, tripping on the way. "Aaaah!" He screamed while rolling down the hallway straight to the door. "Yeoch!" His forehead hit the front door with a BANG right after the doorbell rang again. He sat there on his living room floor rubbing his forehead. Then reached up and unlocked the door and opened it. On the other side revealed Yugi and Yami, both looking at him with confused looks and holding presents.

"Joey?" Yami started.

"Unh?" Was all Joey could say.

"Is it a custom of your modern time to greet your guests while sitting on the floor?"

Yugi sighed and smacked his forehead. "No Yami, it isn't. Hey, why are you on the floor?"

"You don't wanna know." He groaned as the other two boys helped him up. They helped him walk over to the couch as Joey's father said bye and said that he wouldn't be back until late next Tuesday because he was going to get drunk really badly and hook up with a bunch of hoes. Joey collapsed on the couch and finally asked, "Hey guys?" They both looked at him. "What's wit da presents? Dis' is a no reason pardy." He asked nodding to their presents. Yugi glared at Yami, who cleared his throat.

"YAMI here insisted on bringing gifts for you." Yugi explained.

Yami straightened his back. "Yugi, in my time, it was common courtesy to bring a gift to the host of the party that you are invited to."

"You lived 5,000 years ago. Things have changed."

"Things such as your respect for others?"

"No, people still respect each other."

"Then nothing has changed."

Yugi gave up and groaned but Yami ignored him and turned back to Joey. "So Joey, how do you like my present?"

Joey looked at Yami's present. It looked ancient. It had what looked like a worn out tanned leather which was a little dirty and had been tied with a black rope with golden fringes on the ends. On one side it had writing. Joey asked what it meant and Yami was about to respond, but the doorbell rang. Joey left his guests on the couch and went to answer it. He opened the door and took one look at the person, slammed the door and screamed like a sissy.

Hanyou101: Man, this one was fricking short. Sorry about that. Read on to see who the heck is standing outside with the door pattern plastered on their face, thanks to Joey. Any questions? Ask me in your review.