Chapter two
Disclaimer: I did not create the books, games, or movies of Harry Potter, BUT I DO OWN THIS STORYXD Though I can only dream of being creative enough to come up with the characters…*le sigh*
Warnings: ….A CLIFF HANGER
I like candy…
Sirius: What does that have to do with the story?
FETCH *throws ball*
Sirius: *runs after it*
James: *clears throat* This chapter is dedicated to all the pranksters and wizards out there, but remember, if you did not get proper training in the arts of Broom riding please do not try to fly, operate, or EVEN BREATHE on a broom…that is all…
So far in the story our two idiotic boys…
Sirius: HEY, WHERE NOT IDIOTS!
Fine you want to tell them?
Sirius: YES! *clears his own throat and goes into a low mono toned voice* In our last segment our two intelligent and devilishly handsome hero's fight bravely to save a potion made by one traitorous rat when suddenly out of nowhere a mystic hole appears whisking the men to the future…now they are suffering life and death as they….
Now on with the story that was due MONTHS AGO!!!
Sirius: HEY I WASN'T FINISHED! *pouts*
:P sorry for the wait folks! It's been some hectic months....with school, work, and plain old not finding time to do this!
Chapter Two; Wake up Call
Sirius's eye's flashed open suddenly, getting up quick as light. He stared at the other wall, not noticing the teachers who had been crowding around him and James and was now sprawled out against the walls in surprise, some clutching their hearts. He looked around himself slowly, taking in the scenery before jumping on James and going under the covers faster then lightning. The teachers watched with perplexed looks watching as Sirius crept up to the bottom of the bed and peeked out at the end of the blanket, everything hidden in shadow but his bright stormy Grey eyes that shifted back the forth. "Code red alert James…ALEINS!" He cried suddenly out of nowhere startling the teachers half way up the walls.
James instantly woke up and gave out a girlish scream, before joining Sirius at the end of the bed with a military general's look on his face. "Well solider, looks like where going to have to perform code breaker, I repeat code BREAKER!" And then preceded to roll out of the bed. While the teachers where trying to wrap their minds around what the fuck was happening they took the chance and ran out the door.
Sadly…Hagred was there…and if you think Hagrid is big and fluffy and soft YOUR DEAD WRONG! He's a brick wall, so when the two of them slammed into his massive form a load crack was heard and they were out once more. The large man blinked and looked down at the two having barely noticed the impact. "Oh, well we can't be haven ya two laying a bout on the floor now can we?" he Said picking them up like kittens and carrying them back into the hospital wing.
The professors watched him as he placed the two teenage marauder's back into there bed, pondering whether the two boys where even still alive after that impact! At least until Flitwick in his high pitched voice greeted the headmaster who they all just noticed had entered the room. They all greeted him showing him respect, acknowledging his power and his knowledge of the wizardry world, they all knew that for the last few hours Dumbledore had been off trying to decide what to do with the two time travelers.
Dumbledore coughed sternly trying to catch everyone's attention although he already had it. It was probably just normal for him being the headmaster of a school full of 11 to 17 year old witches and wizards, I mean who would pay attention to a old man that sparkles when there's magic FOOD before them?....
….SPARKLING OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
See....Harry and the other characters are just weird to ignore the food for a old guy...even if he does sparkle...hey maybe he's actually a vampire like the ones in Twilight....hmmm....sparkle sparkle
Okay back to the storyXD
Dumbledore smiled for awhile before looking at them all, digging deep into the darkest part of there souls seeing all there hidden secrets including how Snape secretly at that moment was planning to poison the food set out for the two Marauder's and ending his misery forever more.
Professor McGonagall twitched at the long pause that seemed to last an hour, wondering when he was finally going to speak and after another five minutes passed she was fed up. "Head Master, have you decided on what to do with the boys?"
Dumbledore blinked over at her. "Boys?"
McGonagall gave him a wondering look, her lip half curling baring some teeth. "Young Sirius Black and James Potter sir...there right over there." She pointed at them...or what would be them but the bed was....empty...
Everyone blinked....
Dumbledore just smiled giggling merrily, yes giggling because it seems like a Dumbledory thing to do!
And then a SECOND Dumbledore entered the room."Why....I already sent them on there way...I thought it was best to keep where they would be staying a secret so no one tried to kill them off..." he said, his eyes flicking over to Severus on the last part for a second. Everyone gaped open mouthed at the second Dumbledore until he snapped his fingers and the fake Dumbledore melted into a PINK PUDDLE! "filch may you please clean that up? Thank you." and then he left the room again.
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While everyone was being silly and was starring at a fake Dumbledore....lol silly people.
"Hey, Professor where are we going again?" James asked as the three of them made there way down Privet Drive.
"Yeah, could have sworn you said we where living with the biggest Muggles in the world....And that we couldn't use magic or leave..." Sirius said laughing like that was the most hilarious and craziest thing the old man had ever said.
Dumbledore kept his eye's forward and smiled. "That is indeed what I said Mr. Black. And I meant every word."
Sirius and James stopped dead in there tracks and stared at him like he had grown five heads and two of them where canine. "No Way." They said in unison.
"I can understand hiding us from knowing who lives in this century and from meeting ourselves plus hiding the knowledge of the future teachers of Hogwarts but living with muggles and without MAGIC?!" James said holding his chest like he was having a heart attack.
"I always thought you where crazy but thats INSANITY!" The black haired boy added his hair seeming to stand on end.
Dumbledore hummed and kept walking. "Did I mention you can do whatever else you like?"
James and Sirius blinked once...twice...three times before racing ahead of Dumbledore. "Point out the house of our prey~" They Said together, there faces going predatory like they where promised half of the best cow in the world!
And the story will continue in CHAPTER THREE~!!!!
Disclaimer: God sorry about how short this chapter is....I wanted to make it longer but...yeah...I think it's late enough...Chapter three will come sooner I promise, I'll work on it starting tomorrow!