Hello and welcome to…
CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!!
Remember last chapter, when Mitsuki yelled, "I love bananas!"
This is the continuation (Yay, I used a big word!) of that. ENJOY!! Oh, and this chapter is kind of long, and the next will be kind of short.
"I love bananas too!!!" Luffy yelled.
"Hooray, banana party!!" They both yelled.
They then appeared in banana costumes and began dancing to the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' song.
"My god this is idiotic!" Zoro yelled.
Sanji stared at Mitsuki, "Wow, she looks so hot in that banana costume!" He said, his eyes twinkling.
"Oh my god it's a frickin' banana costume! How in the name of god does someone look hot to you in that?" Zoro yelled.
"Shut the hell up Zoro!! She looks hot in EVERYTHING!!!" He yelled.
"Can't you stop being you for one goddamn day!" He growled.
"Definitely not on the first day of the super-sexy Mitsuki-chan!" He growled back.
"And everyone calls crazy!" Usopp thought aloud.
"You're just as bad as he is!!" Zoro yelled.
"Man, I can never get a break!" Usopp said, taking out a bottle of sake and chugging some, like the insane alcoholic that he is.
Just then, Chopper entered the room to see what was going on.
"Hey guys, who's that girl in the banana costume?" He asked in his usual, innocent voice.
"That, my friend, is the super-sexy new girl, Mitsuki-chan!" Sanji said with his arm around Chopper.
Mitsuki looked at him and her costume instantly disappeared, leaving her in her regular clothes.
"Awwww…what a cute widdle reindeer-chan!" She smiled.
"That is the doctor, Chopper-kun!" Luffy explained.
Mitsuki ran up to him and hugged him…REALLY hard, like one of those 'fangirl' hugs, if you know what I mean.
"H-help c-c-can't m-m-move or b-breathe…l-losing c-c-consciousness…" He tried to struggle free.
Robin watched and decided to help Chopper, "Um, anyway…grab your things Mitsuki-san. I'll show you your room." She walked off.
Mitsuki released Chopper and grabbed her stuff, "Coming!" She ran off after her.
The two arrived in Mitsuki's room and Mitsuki put all her stuff away.
"Thanks!" She said to Robin, "Oh, and could you like not tell Sanji where my room is?"
Mitsuki asked.
Before Robin could respond though, Sanji came rushing in.
"Hi Mitsuki-chan!" He yelled.
"Oh, shit…he already knows…" Mitsuki whispered to herself.
Later that night (Well really right before morning), Sanji came into Mitsuki's room and snuck up next to her bed. He just stared at her, feeling so in love with her. He put his face next to her face. She's so pretty…I can feel her breath…He thought to himself, as he put his face against hers. But, unfortunately for him, she woke up.
"AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, sitting up in her bed and backing up to the wall. "My god Sanji, don't ever do that again!!" She yelled.
"Oh sorry, but can I just ask one thing?" He asked.
"Sure, what?"
"Well, um…is that a tail?" He asked, looking at the brown, furry thing he saw had fluffed out.
"Oh well isn't this wonderful! You saw my tail!" She seemed upset about it, "I was hoping nobody would find out."
"He, he tail is sexy…" He stared at her tail.
Well might as well tell them…She thought, "I've got monkey ears too!" She said, pushing her hair back behind her ears. She revealed fuzzy brown and kind of small ears that stuck out of the sides of her head.
"My god that is so sexy! You're like a little, innocent monkey girl!" He said, yet again, fascinated by her.
Mitsuki sighed, "Oh geez…Well now that you know, I'm gonna go tell Zoro-kun!"
She smiled as she got up.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. Zoro is REALLY cranky in the morning." He warned her.
"Oh come on, he can't be that bad." She said as she walked off to his room. Moments later, she came running back past the door, "AAHHH!!!!" She screamed as she ran past.
Zoro snarled, still half-asleep as he chased after her.
Sanji ran after them, "Don't you dare hurt my Mitsuki-chan!" He yelled as he kicked Zoro in the head, knocking him out.
Mitsuki panted as she stepped over Zoro, "Thanks Sanji-kun. But since when am I 'yours'?" She asked.
"Oh don't play innocent Baby." He winked, "I could tell you enjoyed that kiss."
"What? Oh that from yesterday…well that wasn't, I mean it was because Nami-chan…Oh forget it, just cook me some breakfast please." She sighed, realizing it was hopeless to try and convince him.
"With pleasure my Darling!" He skipped off in his goofy, lovey way.
Later at breakfast, Mitsuki had her ears and tail out. Nami was the first to say something.
"Are those ears and tail real?" She asked, poking her tail.
"Yeah, I ate a Devil Fruit called the 'Saiya-Saiya Fruit'." She explained.
"Why would you call it that?" Usopp asked.
"Because, stupid voice from nobody, Saiyans have monkey looking tails and they can do this," She shot an energy beam into the sky.
"Whoa!" The rest of the crew stared.
"That is totally cool!" Luffy said, with stars in his eyes.
"I know! And the fact that Mitsuki-chan has it makes seem so sexy…" Sanji leaned up against Mitsuki and smiled.
Mitsuki sighed and pushed Sanji off her, "Oh, hey Luffy-kun, I know Chopper's the doctor, and Zoro," She stared and Zoro and smiled, "is the first mate/swordsman. But what does everyone else in the crew do?"
"Well, I am the captain, Nami is our navigator, Sanji is, of course, the cook, Usopp is our sharpshooter, and Robin is our archeologist!" Luffy explained.
Mitsuki nodded, "First, I'm surprised Usopp isn't the drunk 'cause he sure drinks a lot," She pointed out Usopp taking another drink of sake. "Second, why would a pirate crew need an archeologist?" She asked.
"Well, I never actually thought of that." Luffy said, with a puzzled look on his face.
"Luffy never thinks, period…" Zoro crossed his arms and shrugged as he spoke.
"Are you saying that I'm useless?" Robin asked angrily.
"No, no, not at all, I mean not really, I mean kind of, I mean yes?" Mitsuki said nervously.
"Oh, that is a major burn!" Sanji said, laughing at her.
Robin growled, "Just shut up Sanji." She snarled at him.
END CHAPTER 2Ha, ha! How was ch. 2?
This was a long chapter huh? Well, ch. 3 is coming soon; it is shot so it'll come faster than many others. C U THEN!!!
Saiyans are from the Dragon Ball series, they have monkey tails, that they use like monkey do, they can charge energy to use in blasts, they are stronger than humans and they come from Planet Vegeta (or they were, until it was blown up).
On That 70's Show, they say 'burn' when someone insults someone else.