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Key:
Ron is bold
Harry is normal
DIVINATION
This class is so bloody boring!
Again, Ron. Just throw a note in my face as if I wasn't just about to fall asleep...
But I'm bored! What else am I supposed to do?
I dunno. Bother Neville.
Neville's gay...
...Exactly...
OI!
Kidding!
Meanie.
...
That old bat is so WEIRD!
She keeps predicting my death!
Yeah, I imagine that can get pretty depressing...
Funny.
I know I am.
So...
So...
When are you going to ask Hermione out?
WHAT?
WHEN are you going to ask HERMIONE out?
WHY would I ask her out?
Well seeing that you LIKE her, I would've thought the approach would be asking her out...
I DON'T LIKE HER!
Really?
YES!
Yes?
I MEAN NO!
You don't like her? You just...don't like her?
No!...I mean...don't say it like that! Like...she's my best friend...
She's my best friend too, but I'm not the one that stares at her, drooling on my robes and looking like I want to snog the stuffing out of her...
I DO NOT DO THAT!
I didn't say you did.
YES YOU DID!
...did I say your name?
...
Did I say "you"?
...
I rest my case.
I hate you.
I love you too, Ron.
Ewww! Gay much?
Nooo, that's Neville. I think he's looking at you.
UGH!
You should go say hi.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
NO!
DUNGBOMBS!
What?
Ahahaha...
You make me ponder, Harry...
Um. I don't feel comfortable with you pondering about me, Ron.
You're weird.
Story of my life.
A/N - Funny enough? I dunno. Reviews? THEY ARE WELCOME!