I ran down the stairs spotting Naruto eating his cereal and glared at him. He raised his head from his Ipod and stared back blankly. I walked over to him giving him the evil eye.
"What I do?" He asked. I stood there for a moment before punching him hard in the arm. His hand went straight to his arm. "Owww what the hell was that for?" He screamed. I leaned down whispering in his ear.
"Those are my black pants, bitch!" I screamed. Naruto laughed sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
"Ha-ha you see I umm…thought they were mine." Naruto said looking back down at his Ipod. I rolled my eyes sighing.
"Why do my pants look better on you then me?" I asked. He looked over to me smiling.
"Don't feel bad that I have an awesome ass and you don't." He said smacking his ass. I rolled my eyes flinging a fruit loop at his head. He ducked and it hit Shiro right in the middle of the forehead. I burst out laughing along with Naruto as she glared at us. A car horn went off and she whipped her forehead and ran outside. The door slammed shut but then slammed open as Shiro walked back in grumbling to herself. I looked a Naruto and he nodded as we both ran to get our bags and run outside. There in a black corvette with a blonde in all black.
"Hey my sexy senior what are you doing?" I asked jumping into the front seat. He looked over smiling and high-fived Naruto as he got in.
"I'm good bored to death without you guys." He said peeling out of our driveway. "We have to pick up Gaara his car was totaled by his retarded brother. " Deidara said looking over to me. I nodded staring at the trees as the leaves fell. It was the middle of October my favorite month other then December. We arrived to a large house you could almost call it a mansion. Gaara stood outside by the gate waiting for us. He smiled softly coming over to us and hitching up his pants jumped in.
"Hey guys you ready for the chemistry test?" He asked. Naruto and I gasped in horror.
"WE HAD A TEST TODAY?" We screamed together. He nodded rolling his eyes muttering something.
"What
were you guys doing he told us like eight times while we were there."
Gaara said smacking the back of my head.
Flashback-
"Okay sit by whoever you want we are just reviewing today." Said Asuma-sensai. I looked over to Sasuke as he waved to me as I jumped over to Naruto. As Asuma began to talk me and Naruto started to play paper football and I was winning. Then Naruto randomly asked me something.
"You knew how Asuma smokes, right?" I nodded. "Do you think he ever burned something down cause his cigarette fall?" Naruto asked. I thought for a moment before pulling out a piece of paper and drawing something. Naruto looked over my shoulder so I elbowed him. I held it up and he started to laugh. It was a picture of Asuma-sensai running in a circle as his evil laboratory burnt down. There were cuss words in a bubble above. Asuma just happened to be walking by us and snatched the picture. 'Shit.' Asuma looked down at us pointing to the door. Everyone laughed except Sasuke who just shook his head. Naruto and me sluggishly made it to the door then did the peace sign before heading to the principal office.
"This is your fifth time this week." The principal said sighing. Me and Naruto looked at each other.
"For
real I pegged it at like."I paused counting on my fingers. "I
had it at seven times." I said. She just sighed just pointing to
the door. We left just as the bell rang and headed to our next class.
End of Flashback-
"We were sent to the principal's office." Naruto and I said together. Gaara shook his head.
"I should have know." He muttered. Deidara sped off once again heading to hell I mean school. We drove past Kisame and Kankuro as their rap blared out their speakers. I covered my ears along with Naruto, Gaara. Deidara tried but we screamed at him to keep his hands on the wheel. Kankuro looked over to us and licked his lips nodding at me. I flicked him off shouting fuck you as the light turned green.
"What's up with pervert?" I asked turning to Gaara. He sighed leaning back into the chair.
"He thinks you're hot." Said an annoyed Gaara. I stuck my finger in my mouth gagging.
"Like I would ever go out with anyone like him." I announced. Deidara smiled looking over to me.
"Good." He muttered. I punched him in the arm.
"You're worse than Naruto I swear." I said smacking my head. Naruto hit me in the back of the head.
"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" He asked.
"Duh, what's it sound like? You're way to over protective." I said moaning.
"You know you love us." Said all three of the boys. I smiled nodding my head.
"I do love my idiots." I laughed.
"Hey were not the ones that burnt off Sasuke's eyebrows now are we?" Asked Gaara. I stopped laughing putting on a serious face.
"That wasn't funny I find that offensive, and it was not my fault that Sasuke didn't have goggles on." I pouted.
"We weren't even using chemicals for Pete's sake!" Shouted Naruto.
"So it's still not my fault." I said.
"I give up on you!" He shouted again. I stuck my tongue out. He just rolled his eyes. Deidara pulled into the parking lot kicking us out of his car.
"Out you free-loaders!" Deidara said pushing me out. Naruto laughed and I kicked him in the back of the legs.
"Laugh at that fucktard!" I shouted. A teacher just so happened to be walking by.
"Language Mrs. Ketten." Said Kakashi-sensai.
"Yeah
yeah you tell me that everyday right before you send my to the
office." I said helping Naruto up. Kakashi walked by shaking his
heads.
"And these are adults of the future." He
mumbled.
"You bet!" I shouted after him.
"I'm surprised you haven't been kicked out of school." Deidara said coming up behind me.
"Ha-ha you're so funny." I said turning on my heel and going the direction Kakashi was going. The three muskets followed after me whispering about something. I saw Hinata getting off the bus and ran over to her. I was about to jump on her when someone caught me.
"How is my sweet ass going?" Neji asked. I shook my ass in his face.
"Great how's my lollipop?" I asked. People around us looked weirded out.
"Awesome. Now are you cheating on me with Hinata?" He asked.
"Of course not why in the world would you think that." I said obviously winking at Hinata as I mouth meet me at me house.
"I knew it you're such a whore Shippai!" Neji faked cried into Deidara's shoulder.
"I'm sorry I should have told you. You could have joined." I said making Hinata blush feverishly.
"I would love that." He said hugging me. I patted his head lovingly.
"Look the lesbian has finally turned straight." Said Sakura.
"Nope I'm still curly." I said smiling. They always called me a lesbian didn't bother me one bit.
"Your sister is weird Shiro." Said Ino.
"We're not sisters." We both said at the same time.
"Hey that's our thing Shippai." Naruto said.
"I'm sorry I'll try to say it before moron." I said pointing to Shiro.
"Bitch say that to my face." She bellowed.
"Ummm.I just did moron." I said walking away so we wouldn't be late to class.
