Warning: Nudity! (duh!)

Chapter Two: The Road to Nommé Village

Wagon

"No! No! No!" Lucy shrieked, the book falling from her lap. "We're going to a nudist colony?! Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Nghhhh…" Natsu groaned, his motion sickness kicking him as the wagon rocked him back and forth. "Make it stop…"

Lucy got up, a panicked look on her face. She wanted to have private time with Natsu but a trip to a nudist colony was NOT what she had in mind. She may have wanted to see Natsu with his clothes off but she didn't want everyone else to see him. Or her as well. "We need to turn the wagon around. Right! Now!"

"We…can't…" Natsu groaned, rolling over and trying not to hurl. "Ughhh…"

"No!" Lucy stamped her foot. "I'm NOT setting one foot in a place where I have to take off our clothes!"

"Why? Gray does it all the time," Natsu pointed out.

"He's a pervert! I'm not!"

"But I've seen you naked before. Ughh!" Natsu clamped a hand over his mouth to keep his lunch in his mouth. "I'm gonna be sick…"

"That's NOT helpful, Natsu!" Lucy insisted. "We're not going to a nudist colony!"

Natsu cracked an eye open and tried his best to keep his face serious. "Lucy…we signed up for this job. We can't turn around and quit now. Master Makarov has already sent the village word that we took the job. Rghh!" He shook his head and gave Lucy a stern glance. "We can't make Fairy Tail look bad."

Lucy looked at Natsu as he continued to try to weather out his motion sickness. Sitting back down, she sighed in resignation. She knew that Natsu was right. If they backed out now after already took the job then it would look poorly on Fairy Tail. And no amount of parading around in the nude could match that shame.

Slumping in defeat, Lucy nodded. "You're right. But no looking at me while we're there! Got it!"

'At least…not until we're alone…' finished the dirty part of Lucy's mind.

The trip continued uneventfully. Unfortunately Nommé village was a bit of a trek from Magnolia so Natsu had to endure the trip longer than usual. Lucy watched him as he struggled with his motion sickness, feeling a pang of sadness. At first, Natsu's motion sickness was comical to her. To see someone as strong as him laid low by something as subtle as a rocking boat was funny. But after a while Lucy could only feel sorry for her friend. Natsu couldn't enjoy something as simple as riding a train or a carriage. Lucy's heart bled for Natsu, knowing how bad his motion sickness was at last.

Knowing an opportunity when she saw one, Lucy got up and sat down next to Natsu. "Hey, Natsu?"

"Ughhhh…"

Smiling, Lucy lifted his head up and laid him on her lap, cushioning his head with her soft thighs. "Here. Feel better?" Lucy smiled, running a hand tenderly through his pink hair.

Natsu didn't speak but Lucy could see that her soothing petting and her soft thighs helped a little. His pained expression seemed to lessen and his groans quieted. Lucy could feel her heart beat fast as she stared at her crush.

'I wish I could do something to help take away his motion sickness for good. Still,' she ran her hand through his pink hair, her fingers running across his scalp soothingly, 'this is nice. To finally be alone with him.' She started to subconsciously lean down, her lips slightly parting. 'To finally give Natsu what I've wanted to give…'

The sudden lurch of the carriage stopped Lucy's impending kiss, shaking the two. Sensing the carriage stop, Natsu opened his eyes and sat up, almost headbutting Lucy. "We're there? Finally!"

As Natsu opened the door to the carriage and jumped out, Lucy sighed. "Another moment come and gone…" she lamented.

She stepped out of the carriage but saw that they were still on the road. "Hey! Why aren't we in Nommé Village?"

The driver shook his head. "The place has a strict policy with their dress code." He pointed to the sign on the road. "I take people to this point than leave. Get your things. I need to head back to Magnolia," he said rudely.

Scowling, Lucy grabbed her bag and Natsu's as well. The pair watched the wagon leave, leaving them standing in the middle of the road alone. "Looks like we'll have to walk the rest of the way," Natsu said. "Too bad Happy isn't here. He could just fly us there."

"Yeah," Lucy said, though she secretly enjoyed the alone time with Natsu.

The two walked over to the signpost in the middle of the road. Lucy read it out loud. "All clothes are forbidden in Nommé Village and its surrounding borders. Any violators of the town decree will be fined…TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND JEWELS?!" she shrieked. "THAT'S A LITTLE EXCESSIVE!" She'd hoped to maybe get out of this by maybe paying a small fine to keep her clothes on. But now it looked like that avenue had been closed off.

Realizing that they'd come too far to turn back, Lucy turned to Natsu, who was already in the midst of taking off his vest. "What?" Natsu blinked. "You read the sign."

Again, Lucy sighed in defeat. "Fine. But keep your eyes where I can see them, Natsu." She kicked out of her shoes and reached for her clothes.

'Then again…' A sudden though occurred to Lucy. 'I can use this to see if Natsu finds me attractive at all.'

Keeping her eyes on Natsu, Lucy kicked out of her shoes and pulled down her skirt. The buttons on her shirt were slowly undone, Lucy's eyes fixed squarely on Natsu. However, her striptease was all for naught since Natsu was too busy getting naked himself. Lucy rolled her eyes as she removed her shirt. 'Of course he wouldn't notice. He's so much of a fighting Otaku that he probably won't even look...' she thought depressingly. She undid her bra and let loose her massive twins, easily the biggest pair of tits in Fairy Tail.

Turning around, she bent over and slid her skirt and her panties to the ground, exposing her lower half to the Dragon Slayer. When she turned her head to see if Natsu was checking her out, she saw Natsu's eyes staring squarely at her rump. 'Oh my god! He's looking at my ass!' Her cheeks turned bright pink at the sight of Natsu staring at her good stuff.

Despite the sudden wave of heat coursing through her, Lucy's instincts suddenly took over. "No peeking!" she shrieked, bonking her friend on the head.

"Kinda hard not to stare…" Natsu grumbled as he fumbled for his pants. "It's kinda big…"

Lucy's cheeks turned pinker. 'He really was checking out my ass!' She watched as Natsu pulled his pants down, interested in what Natsu was packing. 'Then again…knowing how life tends to work out, I bet it all went ot his muscles…' she thought sadly before Natsu pulled his underwear down. When she got a good look at Natsu's manhood her jaw hung low and her eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. 'Oh…my…GOD!'

The blonde drooled at the sight of Natsu's dick. She sorely wished she'd packed a ruler to measure it. 'Holy hell! Was his dad a horse or something?!' she pondered, unable to keep her eyes off of it. 'He's still soft and he has to be ten inches!' She'd fantasized about Natsu's package when she was alone but he surpassed all of them.

Even though modesty was something that Natsu wasn't known for, he felt a little uncomfortable to be standing in the middle of the road naked while having his friend ogle him. "Lucy, we're on the job, remember?" he said, clapping his hands and snapping Lucy out of her cock-hungry stupor. She saw that he still retained his white scarf, his pride and joy, around his neck.

Blinking, Lucy realized that this wasn't the time or the place for such thoughts and that the job had to come first. If she was going to make her move, it'd at least be somewhere way more private. "Okay. But no looking!" she said sternly, keeping her breasts and her privates covered with her hands. "And as soon as we're back on the road I'm putting them back on."

"I don't know why you're so against this," Natsu noted as they began to walk in the direction of the village. "I've seen you naked before this. Like that time you lost your clothes to Zirconis?"

"Why does everyone keep bringing that up…" Lucy grumbled.

They stopped in their tracks when they heard noises far off in the distance. Both Wizards paled when they realized what it was: screaming. "The village must be under attack!" The naked Natsu rushed down the road, Lucy following behind him. They ran up a hill and saw Nommé Village at the bottom of it, a small town surrounded by forests, a plateau shadowing over it in the south. The smoke coming from the houses was a clear indication that the nudist colony was under attack.

However, when Lucy and Natsu's sharp eyes saw just what was attacking the naked civilians, they both simply stared in disbelief. "Uh…Lucy? Are we seeing the same thing?"

"Yeah…"

"Are those…"

"Yeah…"

Natsu hunched over, still not believing what he was seeing. "The townspeople…are being attacked…by KILLER PANTS?!"

To be continued