AN: I think I'll try to do one Mad Lib a day for your amusement and my own lol...
A-nervous-fan: Haha I think as soon as I read the title before putting the words in, kept thinking Daryan xD. Send snackoo baits to lure sea Emas away to the shoreline. And then distract Daryans with sea Machis. Hahaha he'd be pretty pissed...
NNinja: Thank you! I'm glad you think it's funny :D!
Dear Klavier,
I had such a difficult time picking out a Valentine's Day cock ring for you. First, I thought a bouquet of Emas would be just right, but then I remembered that you're bootylicious. I didn't want to make you jizz. Then I saw a cute stuffed Phoenix that you could squeeze and call Kristoph, but you're too sexy for that sort of thing. I almost bought you a bottle of the new perfume by Will Powers, but when I sprayed a little on my finger, I almost passed out. It smelled like rotten snackoos! Finally, I found a really creepy gift for you- a digital Jean Armstrong. Unfortunately, it cost an arm and a hog, so you'll just have to settle for this glimmerous card. I hope that every time you read it you think of me, your old guitar!
Hugs, kisses, and pianos,
Apollo