Ask The Naruto Characters

by Reverie Hekako

Send in a question, and let it be answered! You've seen it here and there. But, now it's also for advice! Send a message to all of your favorite characters. Note: Please don't read if you hate stuff by bored authors. Rated T just to be safe.

2. Episode 2: The Beggining

Hello dear viewers!! Welcome to the next episode of Ask The Naruto Characters. Today we have several questions!

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The next few questions are from InvaderTal.

Dear gaara,

Are you emo?

P.S. dont kill me

Gaara twitches. "If you're informing that I cut myself. NO." Gaara is restraining himself from killing InvaderTal. "I have a dark past, but I'm not emo."

Dear Sasuke,

Why does your hair look like a chicken/duck's butt?

"It's natural." Sasuke says. He sounds a bit annoyed.

Dear kankuro,

Are you single...will u date me?

"I wish I could, you sound smexy." Kankuro says as he winks. You can all here Maye yelling from the backround. "But, sadly, the animation world is a bitch to me."

Dear shikamaru,

Can you tutor me?

"Nope. Too troublesome." Shikamaru says, with his usual bored look.

Dear Lee,

Why must you act so yaoi?

Lee sniffs. "I don't write the scripts! I'm forced to act youthful." he pauses. "Damn I'm smexy..."

Ok...that was...mildly disturbing. These next questions are from lunarxshinobi.

Dear all the peoples that Maye Uchiha has locked up in a cage where she's forcing you to answer her questions:

"HEY!!" Maye yells from the backround. Maye gets knocked out by Kakashi and dragged away.

To Naruto,

Did you know that you're the cutest, smexiest, smartest, coolest, sweetest, strongest,fastest, bestest ninja ever?

Naruto blushes. "Maybe..." does his uber smexy, foxy grin. Fangirls swoon.

To SasUKE,

when will you admit that you're gay?

"When hell freezes over." Sasuke says in an irritated voice. Kakashi is keeping Sakura from killing lunarxshinobi.

To Gaara,

Do you still like to kill random people?

Gaara shake's his head. "Not since I became Kazekage." (Sorry for the spoiler. But, we all knew it was gonna happen!) "I only kill those who attack my village." he sends an evil glare out to the attackers.

To Neji,

What type of shampoo do you use?

"Suave." Neji inquires. "It's only the best for my beautiful hair." he ruffles his hair. Fangirls swoon in the backround.

Yet again, WEIRD. Anyways, the next question is from Alter-Ego11.

Dear Neji,

Do you play an instrument?

Neji shakes his head. "No. I was thinking about playing the piano, but it took time away from training." he said.

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Well, that's it folks! Hope you had fun!!

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