8.21.06 minor edits made: confusing dialogue fixed; spacing error corrected.
swoosh.one review.meh.it's a start. "Leah" is forcing me to put chapter 2 up,so here it is.
After we established everyone's faults, we went to help Monnie with her chores. One of them being "weed the garden".
We headed out to her back yard, with me denying everything on the way.
"I did NOT blow up her microwave!" I said.
"Yes you did!" Monnie said, "You put the popcorn in there!"
"Why were we even having popcorn anyway?"
"I think we were going to watch a DVD, but Monnie found chores," Steffie said.
"How did you blow it up, anyway?"
"I didn't! All I did was put it in the microwave and set it for three minutes! If it went over, it would've just burned," I protested. They shrugged.
"You don't really wash your shoes, do you?" Leah asked.
"What makes you say that?"
"You're shoes are covered in mud."
"AND YOU WALKED INSIDE MY HOUSE!" Monnie yelled.
"Err…"
"Do you really wash your shoes?" Leah continued.
"Um…no."
"Then what DO you wash? You said you washed SOMEthing."
"Dude Leah. I can't tell you. Get off my back."
"Sucker."
"What?"
"Nothing." We put on our gloves and got to work. We grabbed the evil weeds that lurked within the premesis of Monnie's yard and pulled them out.
"OW!"
"What?" I yelled, running over to Leah.
"IT STABBED ME!" I stared at her as the weed (obviously the one with the advantage) mercilessly thrashed down on her. She started crying.
:squish:
I shifted my foot around a little before examining the weed.
"KENNIE, YOU KILLED IT!" Leah screamed.
"Sure did."
"WHY?"
"…it was hurting you."
"Oh yeah."
:hug:
"Don't touch me." She slowly retreated. "Faster." She turned and ran.
:THOOM:
:rain:
"AAAAH!" Leah screamed, "IT'S WET!"
"Yes Leah," Monnie said, "Water is known for being wet."
"I'M MELTING!"
"Kennie?"
"MELTING!"
"Kendra! You're not melting!" I paused and shrugged. We went inside, seeing as how we couldn't stay outside, and couldn't go buy groceries that Costco did not carry.
"So?" Steffie said, "How 'bout that movie?"
"But we can't have a movie without popcorn!" Leah said.
"THE NEIGHBORS!" Monnie exclaimed, "I'm sure THEY have a working microwave!"
"To the neighbor's house!"
"I'll go!" Monnie grabbed a bag of popcorn, bowl, and umbrella and headed out the door. When she came back, we warmed it a little on the stove, and sat down.
"What's the movie of the day?" We grinned at Leah and said nothing. "Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" flashed against the screen.
"OooHhHh…YAY!" Leah said. About half way into the movie, where we had that awesome view on Johnny Depp's butt (AN:not that great,but then again,it COULD just be the pants.i love his (facial) cheeks!XD!) when we realized we still had the laundry to do. Monnie gasped loudly and startled us.
"THE LAUNDRY!" We paused the movie.
"Oh NO!" Leah said, "We won't have time to wash Kennie's shoes!"
"I SAID I LIED!" I shouted. Monnie grabbed the laundry basket and ran off to the laundry room, heaved open the door, yanked open the lid of the washing machine, and screamed.
"MONNIE!" I yelled.
"BUBBLY WASH!" Steffie yelled.
"MONNIE AND BUBBLY WASH!" Leah yelled, slightly confused. We ran to the laundry room.
:gasp:
"N…no WAY!" I said.
"What? Where are we?" Leah squealed.
"ORLANDO BLOOM!"
"Who?"
"ORLANDO—JOHNNY DEPP!"
"…Will? I dun know where we are, but I dun like it." The other man nodded.
"YOU GUYS KILLED BUBBLY WASH!" Steffie screamed. She had this little knack of calling Monnie's washing machine Bubbly Wash and baby talking to it.
"Wait…" I said, "They don't know who Orlie and Johnny are. Maybe they're…they're…"
"Impossible!" Steffie said, "They're only characters of a movie! They have to be the real thing!"
"No…"
"They're denying it!"
"They're dressed like Jack and Will!" I said, "Who goes around wearing dirty clothes like a pirate everywhere all day?"
"We do!"
"Jack! Get out! I'm squished!" Jack lept out of the washing machine, Monnie gaping.
"What did you do to my washing machine?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO BUBBLY WASH?"
"The what?"
"…Nothing," Monnie said, "Are you guys really Jack and Will?"
"I think so."
"Yes 'um." She blushed.
"You're…so…SEXY!" Leah said. I gaped.
"Oh my…"
End Chapter 2
you'd better be happy "leah".i could've spent this time nurturing my poor burnt tongue.that's right.i burned it again.ha that makes three now.and it feels gross.eeewww…REVIEW!
let's see,first time i burned it was at an asian market.they were handing out tea and the cup i grabbed was really hot and i didn't know it.so i grabbed it and downed half of it.
second time i was in thailand and i ate pineapple until all the acid burned off my taste buds.unintentionally of course.
third time i forget.it think it was soup. XP