Hello everyone, AgentZwolf here. With a new chapter of The Einzbern Famillia.

Due to the fact that i just finsihed my college entrance exams, i have much more free time to write this. But don't expect me to upload on a scheduled basis. I write what i have on my mind.

Anyways, guys, thank you for your support on his fanfic. This is my first Fate/Stay Night fanfic, so i hope you will keep reviewing so i know if you guys like it or not.

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Chapter 2: Starting a New Life in a New World

Saber didn't know what to make of this situation.

She's been brought into a new world by Illya, along with Berserker, her master Shirou, and variations of Kiritsugu and Irisviel she never knew. There's also the fact that both Berserker and herself have been brought to this world in human bodies, not as heroic spirits.

At least they still have their noble phantasms.

While Berserker is making sure no intruders came to the house – By just standing outside – Saber has been helping Shirou find job applications to earn money. There's 'The Hostess of Fertility' a café that's currently having a job opening for a chef, something Saber wanted for Shirou to get. There's the Guild, where you can register as an adventurer, killing monsters and gathering materials for money – Saber thinks it's the only job Kiritsugu can work in. And finally there's the forge, Shirou thinks it'd be best if he started making weapons if Kiritsugu starts working as an adventurer.

"So, Shirou. What do you think? Have you decided on a job?" Saber asked her master – Former actually, since there is no Holy Grail War around here.

"I don't know, I could sharpen my cooking skills in The Hostess of Fertility, plus it would be fun to cook for other people for a change. But if dad wants to be an adventurer then I have to work in the forge and provide weapons and maintenance. Then again, I want to know what it's like to be an adventurer. *sighs* This is so difficult." Shirou slumped a bit at his dilemma.

"Well, I have decided to become an adventurer. I need to earn money to pay for my own food expenses. I can't always rely on you to provide for me."

"Uh, that's okay Saber. You don't have to go that far." Saber cut him off.

"It would be rude of me to be sitting around in the house while you work hard to provide for all of us." She then lowered her head and started to blush a little. "Besides, I-I kind of want to know what it feels like to be an adventurer."

"I always kind of forget that Saber didn't have much free time, being a king and all. I'm not even sure if she had a proper childhood." Shirou thought to himself as they neared the house. "Everyone will have to work extra hard since Saber and Berserker are human again. Especially if we want to have enough to feed Berserker, and Saber's bottomless pit she calls a stomach."

As the two reached the house, the saw Berserker still standing guard outside the house, though one could guess his legs got tired since he's sitting down rather than standing. Suddenly, a loud rumbling that equaled an earthquake resounded across the street. The Master-Servant pair looked at Berserker who was blushing in embarrassment.

"I guess you've gotten hungry huh big guy?" Berserker's blush deepened and the two went inside the house. Once inside they only saw Illya on the couch, hugging a pillow.

"Illya? Where's mom and dad?" Shirou wasn't exactly used to calling Irisviel 'mom', but since they're a family now he might as well stick with it.

"Bedroom." Was all that came from the loli homunculus.

"Why're they in bed? Were they tired?" Shirou, in all his dense greatness knew nothing. But Saber had put the pieces all together and was blushing.

"So loud, I had to put up a bounded field to cancel out the noises." Illya buried her face in the pillow.

"Really? I don't remember dad snoring at all when I was a kid. I guess mom was the one snoring huh?" Illya only buried her face in the pillow more.

"I-I think we should go to the kitchen Shirou. It's time for lunch after all." Saber stuttered while blushing, she really wanted to stray away from this topic.

"Oh yea, I think I'll make Shepherd's Pie. I wonder if we have enough ingredients." Shirou then left to the kitchen.

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The Next Day

Shirou, Saber and Kiritsugu were all walking down the street. Saber and Kiritsugu were headed to the guild to register as adventurers, and Shirou was headed to the forge, which was close to the guild, probably for ease of accessibility to the adventurers. He managed to make a deal with the owner/manager of the Hostess of Fertility, since he can't always be there every day due to his would be occupation as a blacksmith, he compromised to work at The Hostess of Fertility once every two days.

Illya hasn't decided whether or not she would be an adventurer yet, since she didn't want to leave her mother all alone in the house since where Illya goes, Berserker follows.

Based on the information Saber has gathered in her outing yesterday, and the information gathered by Saber and Kiritsugu on the way to the guild, there were several shocking revelations.

One, The Age of the Gods hasn't ended, and the gods are walking amongst mortals. Two, adventurers are gathered in groups called 'Famillia'. Three, adventurers receive a Falna or blessing from the god of a Famillia in order to be strong enough to fight against the monsters inside the dungeon. These pieces of information are important because neither Kiritsugu nor Saber are a part of a Famillia, thus they don't have a Falna. However, they can make this work, because Irisviel is technically a goddess because of her transcendence. Then again, she doesn't know how the gods of this world operate and doesn't know to give someone a Falna. But, on the bright side, Falna are considered confidential information exclusive to their respective Familia's, so as long as no one sees their non-existent Falna, they're good.

Saber and Kiritsugu went into the guild and after Shirou left for the forge, went to the counter to Register. They came up to the counter and saw what appears to be an elf – which was a shock to Saber – with brown shoulder length hair wearing what Kiritsugu recognizes as a secretaries uniform.

"Oh, hello. My name is Eina Tulle. I'm one of the administrators of the guild. Can I help you?" She said politely. It had that practiced ease that Kiritsugu recognized, mixed in with a bit of joy that meant she really liked her job.

"Yes, we're new around here and we were wondering if we can register as adventurers." Kiritsugu replied. Saber didn't say anything because she was still in a state of shock.

"Very well then, may I have your names?" She picked up a piece of paper and a feather pen to write the names down.

"Kiritsugu Emiya."

"Kiritsugu Emiya." She mumbled to herself while writing down the name. She turned to Saber. "And yours miss…?" Saber was still a bit unresponsive, and Kiritsugu had to hit her with his elbow to get her brain back on track.

"Y-yes, my name is Arturia Pendragon." She stuttered a bit as her brain went back online.

"Arturia Pendragon. What Famillia are you two in?" They were prepared for this question, and already had an answer. And they can back it all up except for the Falna.

"We're from the Einzbern Famillia."

"The Einzbern Famillia? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that Famillia, or the god for that matter."

"We're a very recent Famillia, and our goddess doesn't like to go out very often." A complete lie, since Irisviel really wanted to explore the surrounding area, despite Kiritsugu apprehension of potentially putting her in harms way.

Irisviel says he's sweet like that.

"Oh, I see. I'll have your Adventurer License Cards ready for you in a minute. Is there anything else?"

"Yes!" Saber shouted. Surprising both Kiritsugu and Eina. "Umm…. I don't mean to be rude, but are you an Elf?" Kiritsugu facepalmed, this was supposed to be the King of Knights?

"W-well, I'm actually a Half-Elf. Have you never seen one before?" Saber shook her head. And Kiritsugu pushed her away as to not humiliate herself further.

"Saber, i know you must be shocked to see other humanoid species in this world. But could you at least control yourself? You weren't like this when we saw the catgirls at the Hostess of Fertility." Kiritsugu and Saber sat down on one of the chairs in the room as they waited.

"My apologies. I grew up hearing about Faeries and Elves. And while i at least knew the Faeries existed, they did make my armor after all. I never got the chance to meet Elves before. It's been a bit of a childhood dream of mine." Saber was blushing in embarassment at her lack of self-control. Kiritsugu looked very much amused.

"If that's your reaction to a Half-Elf. I'm looking forward to seeing your reaction to an actual Elf." Kiritsugu chuckled seeing Saber's face redden some more.

"Please don't tell Shirou." Saber sounded like she was pleading, but...

"A father should not keep secrets from his family." Then came the punches to his shoulder. Despite the King of Knight's expertise in swordplay, her hand-to-hand combat skills are sub-par.

They soon heard their names called and picked up their licenses before going back home.

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Meanwhile

Meanwhile at the Forge, shirou had just finished filling in his application form and is currently taking an entrance exam. It's pretty simple. All you needed to do was successfully make a sword.

While Shirou didn't have to worry about the blueprints – since the blueprint for any sword is imprinted into his mind. He had to do the smithing process manually since he's not tracing a weapon. It took him roughly two hours to make a sword – which was impressive since the record for smithing for beginners is four hours. He was now a registered member of the Blacksmith's Association. Since he's a beginner (by the association's standards anyway since he just registered.), he's going to have to set up shop in a seprate building of his own choosing or share a floor with other beginner blacksmiths at the Tower of Babel. Obviously, Shirou decided to share a floor with other blacksmiths since he didn't have any money to spend buying a building.

"It's very well made." Shirou heard next to him as he was about to leave. He turned to see a woman with shoulder length red hair wearing an eyepatch covering her left eye. "You've got a talent for this kid i'll give you that."

"Well, thank you. I wouldn't say i'm an expert since i just started." Not a complete lie, it may not be the first time Shirou ever made a sword, but it's the first time he made it without using his magecraft.

"Don't belittle yourself, i may be an eye short, but i can still see quality when i see one. What's your name?" Shirou could tell the woman had experience with weapons, years of it. Shirou didn't know how he knew that, he just had a hunch.

"Shirou, Shirou Emiya."

"I haven't introduced myself, Hephaeustus. Goddess of the Hephaestus Famillia." She held out her hand and Shirou shook it. Oh, so she's Hephaestus... Wait what?

Hephaestus? The Hephaestus? The Greek god who personally made Zeus' lightning bolts? And she's a girl? Seriously? What's with famous male figures in history actually being girls? Next thing he knows Nero Claudius is actually a crybaby diva.

"Uh, thank you, Hephaestus-sama. I didn't think i'd see you in person so soon."

"I usually come down here to check some potential recruits to my Famillia. So what do you say, Shirou Emiya? Want to join my Famillia. It's not every day a newbie is recruited into a Famillia by a goddess personally."

"Uhm, that's flattering and all Hephaestus-sama. But i'm already a part of a Famillia."

"Oh? A shame. Who's Famillia are you in?"

"It's the Einzbern Famillia."

"Can't say i've heard of a god named Einzbern."

"Goddess actually, and it's a fairly recent Famillia. My family just became members yesterday." Another half-truth.

"Your whole family? That's new. I know families are made in a Famillia, but i've never heard of an entire family joining a Famillia." The goddess had a thoughtful look on her face. "Well, don't let me keep you here Emiya. Here's your sword back." She handed him the sword he made earlier. "Good day Emiya." And with that, she left.

"What is with my luck? Meeting a goddess on the first day? What are the odds of that happening? *sighs* I guess i should get back, with the food supplies we have, we might be able to get by for another two days before going on a shopping spree, and i need to wake up early for my first day at the Hostess of Fertility." Shirou walked back to the house with the sword he made strapped to his side.

"My luck is the worst, and considering what my dad's been through i wonder if it's an inherent Emiya curse. I hope nothing else happens." He stopped when he realized his words. "Please tell me I didn't just tempt Murphy." He continued his walk home, not noticing that a woman with long, silky silver hair and silver eyes leaning against a wall for support looking at him with an expression of pure bliss. The woman wore a very revealing black and red dress and a brown cloak to cover herself up – courtesy of one of her Famillia members.

"Ah~" She spoke in an almost euphoric tone that would make most assume she was on aphrodisiacs. "S-so…. Beautiful." There was a dazed look in her eyes and a bit of drool coming down her mouth.

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Later

Shirou expected a lot of things when he got back home. He expected Berserker still being a guard dog in front of the house, he expected Saber in the living waiting for him to make dinner, he even expected Illya to be pestering Kiritsugu for play time.

But he never expected this.

Kiritsugu was in the living, neighing like a horse, with Illya on his back. Irisviel was giggling and Saber covering her and shaking at the sheer hilarity of the situation. See, Shirou rarely asked Kiritsugu for anything, not even piggyback rides. Nowadays he couldn't even picture his younger self riding on Kiritsugu's back like a horse.

Now that he sees it just feels…. Wrong.