Anime: Axis Powers Hetalia
Rating: T for language and themes that are being suggested and applied 8D
Warnings: 'Some gay shit in here a bit at the end. (YAOI) Don't like it? Don't bullshit, deal with it or don't read it.
Pairings: S. ItalyxGermany
Disclaimer: Me no own this
Notes: Perhaps Germany is OOC here. Perhaps. I believe Romano is mostly in character here, but perhaps. Perhapssssss. I'm tired. I have an essay to be doing and I'm writing this. Maybe I should turn this in instead of the essay? 8DDD

Romano got on his hands and knees before the German and began apologizing wildly.

"O' Great Germany, please forgive my insolence! I have deceived you, and on behalf of my Italian territory, I am sorry!" He continued pleading until nothing but nonsense came out of the Southern Italian mouth. Germany said nothing but looked utterly confused.

"Why in hell are you apologizing?" Germany finally asked. Romano looked up at him.

"B-because I deceived you!"

"I think the term "deceit" is a little extreme here."

"Extreme? It's the perfect term here!" expressed Romano. Germany sighed and stood up.

"You didn't deceive me... you just surprised me... I surprised you." confessed Germany. Romano stood up as well to take gander at this nonsense-speaking man.

Are all Germans this nonsensical?

Germany put a hand on Romano's shoulder.

"Italy." he started.

He still thinks I'm Veneziano? This man is stupid!

"I am sorry if I... surprised you last night with my actions." confessed Germany. Romano's mouth was wide open.

What kind of relationship does this guy have with my brother?

"It's just, with the war that's going on right now, and everything else around it, I've been tired and, maybe a bit desperate."

Oh my God! Desperate for what?

"I'm sorry if I shocked you. I won't do it again." finished Germany.

It's official! I am traumatized to the bone! But, wait! He hasn't really said what he did to apparently "surprise" my brother, but it sounds really bad! Maybe I'm just letting my perverted Italian mind get the best of me! I shouldn't be jumping to conclusions.

Romano tried not to look into the man's blue eyes, but there was nowhere else to look.

I can't believe the idiot still thinks I'm his ally.

Romano, looking into Germany's blue eyes, for some reason couldn't look away. He was drawn into them, and I guess you could say got "lost" in his ocean blue eyes if you wanna make me sound sappy. Romano realized this and stepped back, away from Germany, wanting to get the hell out of there. He burst out through the front door and headed home, a good five miles from there.

Romano was tired and just wanted to crash in his bed and never come back out to face that Germany again. He was approaching his Italian home when the real Veneziano sauntered out of the home, all smiles and eyes closed of course.

"Oh, hey ladies!" he sang, noticing a group of pretty women near his home. Romano sighed. He felt sorry for his brother today. He must deal with a lot from Germany, but doesn't seem to show it at all.

"Oh, hello brother! I see your finally taking my fashion advice regarding your hair! I told you mines was more in style!"

Romano suppressed all urges to kick him in the face today.

"So, did you find Germany?" asked Veneziano as Romano came closer to the house. Romano gulped and replied "Um, no. I couldn't find him."

"I'm going to see Germany today, why don't you tell'a me what you wanted to tell him and I'll tell'a him for you!" he suggested.

"N-no!" cried Romano, "You can't!"

I can't let him,wh at if Germany notices he's different then before? My cover will be blown, I'll bring shame to my Southern half of Italy! It's the only half of Italy that hasn't been shamed already!

"Why not?"

"Because! Because!" began Romano, trying to improvise. "Because you're sick!"

"I'm sick? Oh no! I don't want to give Germany my cold!" whined Veneziano, falling for it.

"Oh, but it's not a simple cold! It's, it's... the plague! The Black Death!"

"Oh my God! What do I do, brother?"

Romano smiled darkly. The idiot believed it, as planned. Romano pushed Veneziano back into their home and directed him to bed.

"You stay in bed! You are more likely to die of this disease if you wander out your home! It's an airborne disease, and it's very plentiful outside!" explained Romano. Veneziano pulled the covers over his mouth, scared.

"So you stay here, until I get you a doctor." asserted Romano.

"I have to call Germany and Japan and tell them about this! I don't want it spreading to them!" said Veneziano.

"No, I told them already! They're all safe within their homes and whatnot! You stay until I bring in a doctor, or until this thing dies off! Don't worry brother, I will not let you die!" said Romano nobly. Veneziano's eyes began to water. "Oh brother, you are always looking out for me!" cried Veneziano.

So Romano left Veneziano in their home, assuring himself Germany won't be able to see him for a while, or at least until he can get this whole mishap cleared up. He decided to go back to Germany's place and clear any wrong air he might have caused, and bring things back to normal so he can stop posing as his brother and get back to his normal life.

He arrived back at Germany's place in record time. He knocked confidently on Germany's door, wanting to get it over with and go back home and maybe eat some pasta if Veneziano hasn't eaten it all already. Germany opened the door, shocked to see him again.

"I didn't think you'd return." confessed Germany, stepping aside to let the still fake Veneziano in.

"Yes, well we need to clear some things up around here. Pasta." replied Romano, still not trying to blow his cover. Germany sighed and began to apologize again.

"I'm sorry for making you run out like that. I was a bit scary back there." he admitted.

"Yup." agreed Romano, "Very scary."

"I don't mean to be."

"I'm sure you don't."

"I'm a mostly nice guy."

"You seem."

"You're nice too, Italy. Too nice."

"I've been told."

"I'm sorry for taking advantage of that kindness."

"Apology accepted."

"I'm just confused on what I want right now."

"Well, hurry up and choose."

Romano, attempting to speed up the process here, had his arms crossed, bitterly looking at Germany. Without anticipation, he was soon drawn again to Germany's blue eyes. He didn't know what it was about those eyes that made him look into them so acutely. The feeling was apparently mutual for Germany, as he gazed into Romano's eyes just the same. Consciously aware of his admiration for Germany's eyes that he wasn't able to snap out of, he suddenly thought, Noo! This will not turn into some gay shit! I was jumping to conclusions, jumping to conclusions! Germany is straight and so is my brother (I hope), and me for that matter! Please God, don't turn this whole thing gay!

Either God hates Romano, or he prayed to wrong God, because the gawking of eyes at each end finished as the best thing a hopeful fangirl could want. Germany carefully brought Romano closer to him, and finished it with a kiss on Romano's lips. Romano's eyes dilated greatly as he kissed him. No matter what Romano thought, this was indeed some "gay shit".