"Now you three can ask me one question and one question ONLY!" I ordered staring at all three of them.
"Um why haven't you been able to finish that very long fic starring me, Jeff, you, Maven, The Rock and your best friend?" Matt asked.
"Because Matthew we written so much and we haven't build up to the part that we need to be at. Does that answer you're question?"
"Yes it does Brandi."
"I usually like for you guys to call me by my middle name but screw it. Jeff you're next."
"Why haven't you been able to come up with any ideas that aren't too Mary Sue like?" he asked.
"Now that I don't know for sure because some certain muses have been LACKING IN THAT DEPARTMENT!!" I yelled.
Jeff, being so damn sensitive by a freak accident, jumped into his older brother who promptly dropped him on his small ass. I started laugh as poor Jeff began to cry.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!! MY ASS HURTS SO BADLY!!" Jeff said through tears.
"What do you want me to do? Kiss it?" I said. I saw him getting ready to smile. "I'm not kissing your ass Jeffery Nero Hardy. As fine as you are I ain't touching that ass with my lips."
"Can I please go to a hospital?" Chris said from his lying position on my carpet floor.
"Is that the question you really wanted to ask me?"
"No but since I'm a bloody mess I need some medical attention.
"Fine. I'll call the Nurse muse." For some reason all three got perked up."What are you guys so damn perky all of a sudden?
"Cause it's the Nurse muse, that's why." Matt said.
"You make it seem as if it was Trish Stratus that was the Nurse muse." Suddenly it hit me. Trish WAS the Nurse muse. I saw her come strutting in, going over to CJ in her slutty nurse outfit cleaning him up.
"All of you make me so sick. How in the hell did I make her the damn Nurse muse?!" I asked them.
"Um you don't make her. We do." Jeff said, smiling with pride.
Note to self: Give my muses LESS freedom than I usually give them because once they see Trish, all things just go to hell.
After I saw Chris was somewhat taken care of and that Trish had left, I went to punch him in his nose.
"HEY! YOU ALREADY BUSTED MY NOSE SO FUCK OFF!" he yelled.
Jeff and Matt took a step back knowing well what was about to happen. I grabbed CJ by his shirt collar and dragged him into a room. As soon the door was slam, variouse beating noises and me yelling was heard.
"YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE HELPFUL NOT A JACKASS!!" was probably the most clearful thing out of my mouth in that room.
"Poor CJ. She been pissed at him a lot lately."Jeff said with some concern."Well I've seem this coming for a LONG time." Matt replied with a grin on his face.
~~15 minutes~~ I finally came out the room dragging a crying CJ behind. For once CJ gave me a idea. "Hey guys guess what." I said smiling.
"After giving CJ a brutal beating you got a idea." Matt said.
"Yep and a way to make Jeff not so damn sensitive."
"And that would be?" Jeff said. I let go of CJ collar and bang Jeff head onto a rock called Non-Sensitivty.
"HEY! I'M NOT CRYING! I'M NO LONGER SENSITIVE!" he yelled kissing me all over my face.
"Well this idea involves that two of you and CJ as a supporting character. You guys have girlfriends who suddenly breaks up with you for no reason. As you guys try to find out why, you ask CJ for help." I said.
"And so we get brought into our ex-girlfriends deep dark sercets that could possibly change our lives forever." Matt said.
"And how do you guess?" "We know you TOO well." "What do you mean by that?"
Matt looked at Jeff who looked at CJ."Oh you guys are SUCH PERVERTS!! Well at least this didn't turn out to be a terrible night. Oh I got a title for a different story."
"And that would be Sweetcheeks?" CJ said wrapping a arm around my waist.
"How many times have I told you not to call me that?"
"Well how about BooBoo?" Matt said ready to laugh.
"Or Pumpkin?"Jeff joining in the fun.
"THAT IS NOT FUNNY!! I'M KILLING YOU ALL IN ONE OF MY FICS!!"
That basically all shut up at that moment but deicded to give me a huge ass hug. "Why are you guys hugging me?
"Because we love you so much." CJ said from behind me.
"But guys always pissed me off by playing 'Let's Find Sully'."
All three of them said sorry at the same time. "So what's the title of your other idea?" Jeff asked.
"Well actually it's a song title but it's Thinking About Forever. You know the one by P.O.D?"
"Yeah. Who is gonna star in it?" Matt asked.
"Maybe CJ or you. Hey I actually feel better. In fact I'm gonna start working on them right now."
That made all my muses happy and ready to watch me go to work. Well exepect for Sully since I have to keep him away from Matt, Jeff and CJ.