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The way Nickelodeon wanted it to be
Chapter 2

*The opening begins and a happy song that remember the one from Rugrats start playing.

Zim, Dib, Gaz and G.I.R. smile and wave to the camera. Many drawings of them having fun on the beach, eating ice-cream and stuff like that show up many times until the music ends. A bunny appears and jumps toward us. The show is starting*

Ms.Bitters smiled at the class as she always did. She sat on her chair and soon a Dib was in front of her desk smiling.

"Good morning Ms.Bitters! I bought this apple for you!" Dib said smiling, as he put the apple in her desk.
"Ohhhh! Thank you little Dib! You're such a nice kid." The teacher answered. "Now sit down that I have a new classmate for you. And after we're gonna watch a video about how to brush your teeth."
"Yay! I love new classmates and those educative videos!" Dib said and sat down in his desk.

Ms.Bitters stood up and opened the door for the new student. Zim smiled for the teacher and she returned the smile for him. 'Cute like all my perfect students.' She thought.

"Kids, this is Zim. He's new here." She said.
"Nice to meet ya, Zim!" all the kid said at the same time.
"Introduce yourself, Zim! They want to be your friend." Ms.Bitters said.
"Well…Hi! I'm Zim and I'm from planet Irk. But don't worry; I want to be your friend! I love human kids, you're full of ****************** - Zim's telling the kids about they're body and how it works."

Zim sat on a desk smiling, waiting for the video about how to brush your teeth. While Ms.Bitters was preparing the video he smiled to Dib.

"Hello new friend! I liked your shirt with this happy face on it!" (A/N: It's not that not-so-happy face anymore. Nickelodeon is a happy channel.)
"Hey, thanks Zim! I like you. BE MY FRIEND!"
"Okay, now we're friends! Let's sing the Friend's Song and make kids laugh!" Zim said while he and Dib started singing something like this:

I like Dib, he's my friend.
I like Zim, he's nice to me.
We're F-R-I-E-N-D-S.
Friendship is nice.
Befriend with your classmates.
They're not bad.
They're all nice!
They like you, just talk to them!
And we're happy now,
We talked to each other,
We're F-R-I-E-N-D-S.
Friends!
Friends!
Friends!
FRIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNDDDDSSSSS!!!!

*Meanwhile, on Irk*

Purple was crying on her bed. She missed her son! Red sat beside her and hugged her.

"Don't worry, honey. Zim is somewhere on Earth…" Red said.
"Who told you that?" Purple asked.
"The bunnies…" he said, and Purple looked at him as if he was crazy. "No, really! They're psychic."
"Oh…I see." She answered.

*On Earth*

After class Zim and Dib were waiting Gaz to go home. Zim told all the wonderful things from his cute planet, and Dib taught Zim about life on Earth. They were really great happy friends.

"Hi,boys!" Gaz yelled from far, and ran to talk to them. Gaz was a cute girl with big brown eyes and pink hair. She hugged her brother and smiled at Zim. "Hi! So you're Zim. Nice to meet ya, Zim! My name is Gaz, but you can call me Gazzy! I love that nickname."
"Oh! I like that nickname, it matches with your personality, Gazzy!" Zim said, and he, Dib and Gaz started walking towards Dib's house.
"Yeah… Gazzy is very cheerful! And she loves healthy food. Right little sister?" Dib said to Zim.
"You're right, brother! And I hate pizza, it's just not healthy! It can obstruct the arteries of my heart! That's not good." She said with a sad face.
"You're right, Gazzy!" Zim said.

They arrived in Dib and Gaz's house and sat on the sofa, eating broccoli with cheese that Dib and Gaz's dad cooked. Zim loved the human food, and loved his new friends… and the family of his new friends.

"Hey kids!" Professor Membrane sat down beside Gaz. "Let's go eat some spinach ice cream in Bloaty's Healthy Food Restaurant"
"Yay!!!" the three happy little kids yelled.

*Yuck… all this healthy food in the same place was making me sick! Anyway, in the next chapter there will be just a bit more of this new Invader Zim version, then you'll know what the FANS did. Of course, I couldn't let all this evil stuff happen without some Nick-assholes dying. }- ) Muahaha!*

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~Invader Saz~