Just so you guys know, this chapter is kind of from the perspective of the webcam.

Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or Jack Daniels. If I owned both I'd be very happy.

Jade was sitting on the pink and white bedspread, a few bottles surrounding her. She had a bottle of scotch in hand and was merely sipping at it. She was relatively happy in her drunken haze. Cat was constantly cleaning up the empty bottles. When she was done, for the time being, she sat with Jade.

"Hey, Cat. Hey. You want some? There's plenty." Jade offered. She was a surprisingly articulate drunk.

"No, but thanks for offering." Cat said. She didn't drink, but she appreciated the offer nonetheless. "So how are you feeling? You know... about Beck?" she asked.

Jade put down her bottle and swung an arm around Cat's shoulders. "She can have him. We've been drifting apart for months now, even before he cheated." she said.

"Then why did you stay together?"

"Well I still loved him. I still love him. I don't know about him though." There was a long awkward silence between the two of them. Jade was the one to break it. "Cat." She began playing with Cat's hair. "Your hair is so pretty. It always goes so well with your outfits."

"But you said that I dress like a rainbow threw up on me." Cat looked confused by what Jade said.

"I know. It works for you and look at you." Jade motioned with her hand. "You're so cute I seriously love that color." she said, accidentally pulling Cat's hair.

"Ow!" Cat held her head.

"I'm sorry! Please don't get mad, or cry, or both." Jade grabbed her bottle and began to drink again.

"I'm fine. You really like my hair?" she looked excited.

"Yes! I want you to put some of that in my hair." Jade said with all the confidence in the world, all of it from the numerous bottles she emptied.

"Are you sure?"

"Totally. Just one streak though, and only one that's already dyed."

"Just wait here. I'll be back." Cat ran off to her bathroom.

"Yeah. I'm pretty sure I couldn't walk anyway." She said, but to the bottle in her hand. Cat was back quickly with the hair dye.

Cat set down some towels on her bed and started to dye the blonde streak on Jade's right side. She let it sit and after the specified wait time she cleaned out the excess with a wet rag.

"There. Done." Cat helped Jade to her full size mirror. She played with the now velvet red streak of hair.

"I love it! You are amazing." Jade full on hugged Cat, but then lost her balance. Cat caught her before she hit the floor. She struggled to get Jade back over to the bed and layed her down. Jade reached for her bottle, but Cat snatched it away.

"Jade. You've had enough. You haven't even eaten yet. I heard it's bad to drink on an empty stomach." Cat said in kind of a motherly tone.

"No it's not. You just get drunk faster. I'm fine. I like being drunk." Jade mumbled the last sentence.

"Well I'm taking all the bottles back downstairs. Then I'm making you some food. I do know it's bad to skip meals." Cat collected all the bottles and brought everything downstairs, leaving Jade to her own devices.

Jade sat up and began playing with her hands. It seemed like she was making up a story to go along with it, but she was speaking gibberish. She was amused by her show and when it was over applauded herself. She nervously looked around and then pulled out an unopened Jack Daniel's bottle from under the pillow on her side.

"She didn't take you now did she?" Jade opened it up and took a quick swig and looked around again. When she was done looking she sipped at it like she did before. She turned her head when she heard a sigh.

"Jade..." Cat came back with two plates of pancakes. She set them down and took the bottle away from Jade. She pouted like a child. "I said you had enough. You're going to get sick." she handed her a plate.

"Pancakes?" Jade looked at the plate curiously.

"It's never too late to eat pancakes." Cat simply stated.

"I agree." Jade seemed excited about her meal.

Before she could take a bite though she moved the plate and grabbed the bucket next to the bed. Jade then proceeded to throw up into it. Cat held her hair back so it wouldn't get puked on. When she finished emptying the contents of her stomach she put the bucket down. Cat handed her a rag. She wiped her mouth off.

"I said you were going to get sick. When you feel better you should eat." As Cat said that Jade ravenously devoured her food.

"Ugh..." Jade's head fell into Cat's lap. "I feel sick again. I'm not going to puke, but I don't feel good." she held her stomach with one hand.

"You ate too fast. Maybe you should sleep everything off?" Cat suggested.

"I should, but I'm too tired to sleep." Jade thought for a moment. "Cat. Tell me what I just said."

"You said you were too tired to sleep."

"That makes no sense. How much did I drink?"

"Enough to get sick and throw up." she said.

"Oh yeah..." Cat got up and grabbed the bucket. "Where are you going?" Jade looked genuinely worried.

"I'm just going to clean the bucket so it doesn't smell. I'll bring it back just in case you wake up and throw up again."

"Okay." Cat left and quickly came back to set the bucket next to Jade's side of the bed. She got back into the bed. "Hey Cat. Thank you. You're my very best best bestest friend ever."

"Really? You've never said that before." Cat said.

"Well you are."

"That's so sweet."

"Goodnight." Jade stared into Cat's eyes for a minute and then kissed her. Cat looked stunned, but she didn't reject it. Jade pulled away and fell on her pillow. "Cat. You taste like pancakes." that was the last thing she said before passing out.

Cat sat up in the bed at a loss for words. A kiss was the last thing she expected from Jade. She shut off her light and went to bed.

So how did you guys like drunk Jade? Normally I don't do this, but if the reviews get into the double digits I'll update tomorrow also. Don't worry, there's no penealty for not doing it. I'll just update normally then, but it would make me happy. I'm not too sure if my happyness matters to you though.