Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

EPOV

I love Isabella Marie Swan. She is the best, best friend ever. She can keep secrets, and she is saving me from my family. I know that they love me and want what's best for me, but I just wish that I didn't have to lie to them to get them to stop trying to set me up with women.

I can't believe that Bella actually agreed to pretend to be my girlfriend. This is why I love her so much. She never does what I expect her to. So when she told me that she expected that I was gay that shocked me. I just glad that me being gay didn't ruin our friendship.

Just then my phone vibrated and when I looked at it I saw that it was a text from Bella.

I'm bored as hell, where are you?-BS

I laughed and text back.

I just got back from Port Angeles. Why don't you come over?-EC

I got her reply almost immediately.

Hell yeah sexy men, movie marathon when I get there.-BS

I laughed and texted back.

Sure, see you when you get here.-EC

I walked upstairs to my room to get it ready for the movie marathon. When I got to my room, I stopped because I smelled Alice. I then opened my door and stood there in shock.

"Hello Edward, I was wondering when you would come home," she said in a voice that she must have thought was sexy, but it wasn't. Nowhere close to it.

She was laying in my bed in nothing but her bra and underwear. She didn't look sexy at all, I have seen Bella in her bra and underwear before and she looked way better then her. If I was straight I would rather be with Bella and not Alice.

"Alice what are you doing?" I asked her from where I stood.

"Well, I thought it was time to take what is mine, you. You don't have to pretend anymore with that ugly human. You can have me, Edward. We're mates," she said as she walked over to me.

I was frozen in shock; she thought we were mates, why? I have never showed any interest in her before. I knew she wasn't my mate, I have been gay since before I was changed. The next thing I knew was that she ripped my shirt off and started to kiss me. I pushed her off me.

"Alice, this is ridiculous. I'm with Bella and you have Jasper. Why would you want to hurt them?" I asked.

"I don't care about them. Bella is just an ugly human that we can get rid of. And I have known since I found Jasper that we were not mates and I never loved him, I used him to get my release. He is weak and I can't even look at him without his shirt off. His past disgusts me and so does his scars," she told me.

I was shocked at what she said, how can she be so cruel. That was my best friend and my brother that she was talking about. She has fooled this whole family.

Then she was kissing me again and before I could push her away, someone cleared there throat behind us. Thank god, I thought as Alice stepped away from me, but when I turned around all I could think was oh shit.

JPOV

The family and I just got back from hunting. I was so excited to be home, I couldn't wait to see Alice. I haven't seen her since yesterday when we left.

So when I got to the house, I rushed inside. I stopped at the top of the stairs because I could feel shock and a lot of lust coming from Edward's room. I laughed, Bella must be here. I thought it would be funny to interrupt them so I went to his room. When I got there I was shocked. I saw Edward with no shirt on and Alice in her bra and panties.

I can't believe them. I was furious and wanted to destroy them. But I cleared my throat instead. Edward turned around and looked scared, I would be too. You don't piss off the God of War.

I was about to say something, but Alice spoke first.

"Oh thank god you're here Jasper. I came up here to talk to Edward and he attacked me. He told me that he has always wanted me and that he would have me. He pulled off my clothes and kissed me," she sobbed.

I hugged her to me and glared at my so called brother.

"Jasper, I didn't do anything. She came-" he started but I didn't want to here it.

"Shut the hell up Edward. I can't believe you did this, you are lucky that I am holding Alice, or you would be dead right now," I growled at him.

"Everyone in the living room now!" yelled out Carlisle.

Edward left the room and went downstairs. I took Alice to get dressed and we went downstairs.

When we sat down, Carlisle began.

"We heard what Alice said, why would you do this Edward?" Carlisle asked.

Edward just sat there with a blank face and said nothing. He was about to speak, but we heard Bella's truck coming.

"Why don't we wait for Bella, she is apart of this family to now and needs to know what happened," said a said Esme.

So we waited for Bella to come in.

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