Birdie: Ok, we have 3 questions here that we has to answer! Yay!
Lovi: Shut the hell up! Its not that fucking exciting!
Toni: But Lovi, don't you want to hear what the fans have to say?
Lovi: No, I don't give a damn about the fans or what they have to say!
Birdie: Lovi...do I have to grab my nail file?
Lovi:...no.
Birdie: *cheery voice* Good! So here's our first questions. Its from Pkmn Trainer Bronze.
Lovi: What kind of a name is that?
Birdie: Lovi-hunny, its a username, they can make it what ever they want.
Lovi: Its still dumb.
Toni: Lovi, be nice. *hands Lovi a tomato*
Lovi: *snatches tomato and begins to eat it*
Birdie: *rolls eyes* Ok, here's the first question:
Dear Toni,
have you always loved Romano? Ever since he was a baby? : 3 and if so, what kept you from glomping him? (other than him torturing you?)
~Pkmn Trainer Bronze
Lovi: What kind of a fucking question is that!
Birdie: Hush Lovi, its not your turn. Go ahead Toni. :)
Toni: Ok, well I guess I've always loved him, I mean who COULDN'T love such a cute little Italian!
Lovi: Hey!
Toni: But I didn't develop romantic feeling for him until he looked like a teenager. I glomped him once...then he head butted me in the stomach.
Lovi: *snicker*
Toni: But I did pinch his face cheeks because they felt so soft and adorable! *pinches Lovi's jaw*
Lovi: Dammit Tomato-Bastard! Let the fuck go! *blushes*
Birdie: Ahhhh, tsundere love. You can never get enough. So next question from the same person:
Dear Lovi,
do you really hate Antonio? Or is that hate to cover something else? *wink* = 3=
~Pkmn Trainer Bronze
Lovi: Of course I hate him! Who could love that happy-go-lucky, spazzy, space cadet like, handsome, and kind, and loving Tomato-Bastard!
Toni: *teary eyes* Awww Lovi! You do care! *glomps Lovi and gives him little kisses all over his face*
Lovi: Dammit Tomato-Bastard! Get off of me!
Birdie: Lovi...you know that you want Toni to love you. =_=U
Lovi: Nu-uh!
Birdie: Anyway, lets move on with the next question:
Dear Lovi,
Don't be so angry! All the people who're replying love you with their fangirly love! If we gave you 1,000 delicious, perfect, plump tomatoes, would you smile for us (and Antonio? Heheh)
-Kiba
Lovi: *blushes* Shut up! You don't know anything!
Birdie: Lovi! Be nice and answer the nice fan's question!
Lovi: Ugh, I'm not always angry! Its just that everyone else around me is stupid! And it depends, if sexy ladies are giving me the tomatos, then yes I'll smile...for the ladies. Not for that Tomato-Bastard!
Toni: Awww Lovi, I thought that you loved me.
Lovi: Not enough to smile for you. *crosses arms*
Birdie: Anyway! Lets move on to our last question of the day shall we!
Lovi: No, we shall not!
Birdie: Why the hell not Lovi!
Lovi: Because how the hell do we know if this one isn't gonna ask an odd question!
Birdie: We don't...
Lovi: Exactly!
Birdie: You know what if you don't wanna answer it then we'll just let Toni answer it, right Toni? *looks at Toni*
Toni: *space cadet mode induced*
Lovi: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, have fun with that Potato-Bitch.
Birdie: Whatever Lovi, here's the question:
Dear Lovi-chii & Antonio,
If you ever got into a HUGE fight what would it be over? Oh, and what were happen if Lovi's having a baby!
(I plan to write a story with you two having a baby and a huge argument)
SINCERELY,
Sava
Lovi: O.O...
Toni: Oh Lovi! We should a bebe! It would be so cute!
Lovi: We are not having a bambino! It wouldn't like me and it would despise you!
Toni: Oh well...sadness. See, we're getting into a fight right now about have a little bebe. That is kinda a big argument, and it will probably continue after this chapter is over. :D
Birdie: He ain't lying...it probably will.
Lovi: We would have a big fight about how he always wants to be so fucking cheery all the time! And how he's always trying to have sex with me.
Birdie: Be quiet...you know you liiiiiike it.
Lovi: *blushes heavily* No, I do not! He sucks at it.
Toni: No Lovi, that's your job.
Birdie: *major nosebleed!* Wow...hehehehehehehe *mumbles* Note to self, employ Hungary to spy and get pictures of sexy time with Toni and Lovi.
Toni: If Lovi were to have a bebe, it would be the most magical thing ever. I would be a proud papa and shout out to the heavens "My Lovino Vargas is giving birth to out beautiful bebe!"
Feli: Ve~~ Fratello's having a bambino!
Birdie: FELI! *huggle/glomp* Ohhh, my adorable Veneziano! What are you doing here?
Feli: I heard Spain-niichan say that Fratello was having a bambino ve~~
Lovi: Feli! I'm not having a baby!
Feli: Then can I have one? Ve~
Birdie&Lovi: "Yes""No!"
Feli: Ok, I'll go tell Doitsu! Ve~ Ciao Perdere Birdie!(Miss Birdie). *runs to Ludwigs's house*
Birdie: Bye Feli-Baby! I'll be over soon! Tell Luddy to have some wurst ready! *waves rapidly to Feli*
Lovi: Why did you tell him that!
Birdie: Because it made him happy!
Lovi: But-mphmphmhfnhgnfbhg bk. *gets gagged by a bandana*
Birdie: Toni, take him and start on that baby!
Toni: Si Senorita Birdie! *picks Lovi up and runs away*.
Birdie: Have Fun! And fanpeople, ask more questions! It makes me happy! *mumbles* Now to go call Hungary and tell her to get them pictures tonight. Mwahahahahahahahaha.