Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Alright, first up is the fact that they're not flaming sweetie, they're telling the truth. Second, Dumbledore didn't swear because he had a headache, he swore because he's insanely OOC. Thirdly, YAY! No more updating!

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. Really? He shouted? After you said that he was shouting angrily? Wow.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. You should get that checked out, it doesn't seem healthy.

Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry. Savor this moment dear readers, this will be the last time she'll spell their names right. Wait, why is McGonagall there? Aren't both Ebony and Draco in Slytherin?

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice. And she's able to spell "sexual intercourse" correctly but she can't spell "until" or "headache"?

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. I love Tara's insults. Number one: Mediocre Dunce. Why do I have the feeling Tara has been called something similar by her English teacher?

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Dear readers, whenever in trouble use this excuse. True love will get you out of any predicament (according to dear Tara here)

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently. Shut up OOC Draco! Go back to Cannonville!

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. OMG! She like totes described my pyjamas! *Tori screams in a "preppy/poser" tone*

When I came out…. I died and then all of the characters had to go back to the normal world that JK Rowling had created… Fin

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, Damn

and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. Ew. Why?

I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. Wait. Just give me one second. Draco was in the girls' chambers? I thought the stairs turned into a slide thing when guys went up them…. I'M SO CONFUSED!

We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. OH MY ROWLING! What am I going to do? I'm going to go insane! I still have almost 40 chapters left. Sigh.

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AN/ Bear with me for an extra second guys. Thanks for reading this chapter, I realized that I can only read one chapter of Tara's terrible plot at a time. Currently, I am on vacation in Georgia so I'm having a bit of trouble updating because WiFi in hotels is a pain in the ass to get onto with my computer. Please review! Maybe I'll upload a second chapter today, I'm in the car all day so I'll have time if I don't get carsick.

Love and kisses,

tori.m